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Old 01-31-2008, 02:40 AM
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The Infamous YELLOW lighter (i love em)

let me start off by explaining that i think that the whole (insert color here)-lighter superstition is Complete un-logical paranoia. and everyone just needs to realize that the colored molecules of a plastic lighter aren't going to call the cops on you or steal your weed..

which is exactly why Yellow is the only colored lighter ill buy hahaha.


seriously, try it for a month. smoke with all your friends for a month using only a yellow lighter, and its the funniest shit ever, as you wait for the next obnoxious reaction.

i literally have someone bring up the color every day when i smoke.

ive had people start freakin out and gettin paranoid, grabbing my lighter and throwing it, constantly bitching, even stomping the poor little thing haha.

to me, its a constant flow of one funny ass experience gaurenteed once a day. and also...

i can finally keep a lighter for more than a day or two like every other damn lighter i buy.

- no one wants to steal it
- no one else wants to use it and waste fuel
- it stands out like a clown in a church so you wont lose it


haha. peace, gc
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Old 01-31-2008, 03:53 AM
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Ha ha that is pretty funny. I thought white lighters were the unlucky ones, though.
 
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Old 01-31-2008, 04:36 AM
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Ha ha that is pretty funny. I thought white lighters were the unlucky ones, though.
yea thats the way it is round here
 
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white and yellow are the normal "unlucky" lighters. depends on the area.

same concept for either color though.
 
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Old 01-31-2008, 04:55 AM
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I'll use any lighter, all you're doing is saving me some more lighters to buy.

Of course BIC is my only lighter.
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Old 01-31-2008, 04:56 AM
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yea its white here too. ha funny shit though. i have a white kum and go lighter. thing has lasted forever. fuck unlucky. that thing is invincible haha
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Old 01-31-2008, 04:58 AM
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yea its white here too. ha funny shit though. i have a white kum and go lighter. thing has lasted forever. fuck unlucky. that thing is invincible haha

yeah i know lol. usually any other color lighter lasts a few days for me. but every yellow one has lasted 3-4 weeks
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haha. the only lighter i have right now is a yellow bic. it's my baby. we've been through some times together.
 
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There are few things I can't stand more than the morons who think white lighters are bad luck or some such bullshit. It's completely pointless, and I mostly only use white lighters not only to spite these people, but to prove that it makes absolutely no fucking difference whatsoever.

By the way, "un-logical" isn't a word.
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I beg to differ my best friend got arrested 2 times for weed. One on 4/20 both incidents he possessed a yellow lighter.
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Old 01-31-2008, 05:05 PM
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Hot Pink is the only way to go for a lighter.
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I beg to differ my best friend got arrested 2 times for weed. One on 4/20 both incidents he possessed a yellow lighter.
And if he had a black or red lighter or even no lighter, the same thing would have happened. You said he got busted for weed, not having a yellow lighter.
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i've thought of buying a yellow lighter before, because i've never had one, but it's too large a risk.
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I believe the DEA synthesizes the white lighters out of "bad karma plastic", that's probably why there are so many bad experiences with the white ones.
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Old 02-01-2008, 05:06 AM
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There are few things I can't stand more than the morons who think white lighters are bad luck or some such bullshit. It's completely pointless, and I mostly only use white lighters not only to spite these people, but to prove that it makes absolutely no fucking difference whatsoever.

By the way, "un-logical" isn't a word.
illogical?
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