The worst you've ever had the munchies?

Appocolyptik · #1 (**permalink**) 01-20-2008, 04:42 PM

A week and a half ago I had a smoke out with my mate and watched Extras series 2, it was hilarious. What wasn't hilarious was the INSANE amount of food I ate because I was ravaged by the munchies. Like, literally, I felt like a starving Ethiopian that hadn't eaten a single bite in over a century. I couldn't stop the tons of edible substances entering my mouth and plunging into my stomache.

I watched Spirited Away in Japenese and it made me SO hungry. The scene where the parents turn into pigs because they eat so much ravaged me, I just couldn't stop going to the freezer and emptying it's contents. My Mum made a big eking Duck for me, her and my sister and I ate over half of it, I'm not even kidding I tore it apart to get every ounce of meat off it I could. I then ate some plumb pudding, loads of chocolate, crips,s apples, 5 ice lollies, biscuits and cakes. I was a machine.

I can't control the munchies anymore, they just dominate me and turn me into a pig.

stbernard808 · #2 (**permalink**) 01-20-2008, 04:46 PM

i eat a normal amount of food when im high.
when im not high i dont eat at all.

JeEBaz · #3 (**permalink**) 01-20-2008, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by stbernard808

i eat a normal amount of food when im high.
when im not high i dont eat at all.

same here, I wish they would prescribe mary jane for that.

Wait, isn't that Anorexia nervosa?

shifty · #4 (**permalink**) 01-20-2008, 05:53 PM

i had 4 vitamin water and 3 big bags of chips yesterday. i drank so much that when i moved i could hear the water moving

stbernard808 · #5 (**permalink**) 01-20-2008, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by JeEBaz

same here, I wish they would prescribe mary jane for that.

Wait, isn't that Anorexia nervosa?

maybe in a subliminal form
i just dont get hungry unless im high. i hardly ever eat sober unless i make myself eat something anyway.

green_saltine · #6 (**permalink**) 01-20-2008, 09:03 PM

Now keep in mind that I am someone who doesnt eat a lot of food, I usually cant finish a normal sized pancake.
Munchie records:
3/4 of a large pizza
or
1/2 a pizza
large bowl of cereal
couple cups of something to drink
or
2 bowls of smores (which is 3marshmallows couple handfuls of choc. chips and crumbled graham crackers tossed in a microwave for 45 sec.)
2 giant glasses of milk
normal sized dinner

This might not seem like a lot to most of you but my friends always find it hilarious cause normally they call me anorexic (im not, just small appetite). Actually whenever im not eating enough, ive found smoking is the best medicine

jsmak · #7 (**permalink**) 01-20-2008, 09:45 PM

Yea after I go on a long streak of smoking weed everyday I have trouble stomaching food sober. I think my record is like 6 bowls of oatmeal crisp cause that was the only stuff in the house.

Maelman · #8 (**permalink**) 01-20-2008, 11:11 PM

I was so hungry and took a bite of raw bacon once.

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#1 (permalink) 01-20-2008, 04:42 PM
Appocolyptik Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 521	The worst you've ever had the munchies? A week and a half ago I had a smoke out with my mate and watched Extras series 2, it was hilarious. What wasn't hilarious was the INSANE amount of food I ate because I was ravaged by the munchies. Like, literally, I felt like a starving Ethiopian that hadn't eaten a single bite in over a century. I couldn't stop the tons of edible substances entering my mouth and plunging into my stomache. I watched Spirited Away in Japenese and it made me SO hungry. The scene where the parents turn into pigs because they eat so much ravaged me, I just couldn't stop going to the freezer and emptying it's contents. My Mum made a big eking Duck for me, her and my sister and I ate over half of it, I'm not even kidding I tore it apart to get every ounce of meat off it I could. I then ate some plumb pudding, loads of chocolate, crips,s apples, 5 ice lollies, biscuits and cakes. I was a machine. I can't control the munchies anymore, they just dominate me and turn me into a pig.

#2 (permalink) 01-20-2008, 04:46 PM
stbernard808 $@\|/\/-\|- 83\|2/\/@\|2\|) Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,216	i eat a normal amount of food when im high. when im not high i dont eat at all. __________________ - my life story.

#4 (permalink) 01-20-2008, 05:53 PM
shifty Registered User Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: H-Town Posts: 98	i had 4 vitamin water and 3 big bags of chips yesterday. i drank so much that when i moved i could hear the water moving

#6 (permalink) 01-20-2008, 09:03 PM
green_saltine dank cloud factory Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 31	Most I've had Now keep in mind that I am someone who doesnt eat a lot of food, I usually cant finish a normal sized pancake. Munchie records: 3/4 of a large pizza or 1/2 a pizza large bowl of cereal couple cups of something to drink or 2 bowls of smores (which is 3marshmallows couple handfuls of choc. chips and crumbled graham crackers tossed in a microwave for 45 sec.) 2 giant glasses of milk normal sized dinner This might not seem like a lot to most of you but my friends always find it hilarious cause normally they call me anorexic (im not, just small appetite). Actually whenever im not eating enough, ive found smoking is the best medicine __________________ You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later. In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

#7 (permalink) 01-20-2008, 09:45 PM
jsmak Marijuana User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 640	Yea after I go on a long streak of smoking weed everyday I have trouble stomaching food sober. I think my record is like 6 bowls of oatmeal crisp cause that was the only stuff in the house.

#8 (permalink) 01-20-2008, 11:11 PM
Maelman I eat children. Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The worlds most famous beach Posts: 179	I was so hungry and took a bite of raw bacon once.

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