Christmas with the family yesterday, STONED!!

[x CoLToNxB x]

Just a little info before I start, my whole family except for like 2-3 ppl are very anti-drug and shit and they all know i blaze..



Yesterday morning at 10:00 o'clock am my mom wakes me up and tells me we're leavin in 30 mins. I lay in bed another 10 minutes get up get dressed real quick and spend the next 10 minutes killing 3 bowls with my bong, normally I only smoke a bowl or 2 so I know i'm about to get blowed. I walk outside and get in my moms car and as soon as i shut the door my sister said, "something smells like trees" and then my mom said "well i dont know what it is but it really does smell like pine or something". The whole ride (5 mins) I am sitting there just being quite trying not to smell like weed lol.


So then we arrive at my aunts house 5 minutes later. I say hey to my cousins and all that, and walk to the kitchen where I know the food will cover the pot smell on me. I sit down at the table with my grandma and an uncle or 2 and just chill for like 1 min. Then all of a sudden it hits me like a train and I just totally BLAST OFF. I am sitting here around a bunch of anti-weed ppl and i'm BLOWED out of my mind.


All is going well until EVERYONE in the damn room decides to take an interest in how my life has been and hows school and this and that. Thats when I started to get pretty sketched out because they are sure to know i'm high as a kite sitting with them. I toughed it out and managed to answer most of the questions without grinning like a madman the whole time or dying of laughter.


And it just so happens after we ate and everything my grandma who is a nurse walked up to me when i was alone and got right in my face staring at my eyes. This is when i start laughing because I know she knows I am high, and she says "boy what you been smokin?" and I just say "nothin haha" so she walks away..




EDIT: I forgot to add that my cousins boyfriend came over to eat and he was high as hell too. We ended up going outside and smoking a bowl of some good mids he had and the day turned out well.

[Cali Ounces]

haha, a little early for christmas? do they celebrate sooner in other parts of the globe?

im gonna have a awesome christmas too, i dont know what im doing yet but ill be feeling awesome

[x CoLToNxB x]

We did it early with that part of our family, both of my sisters are going out of town to stay with our other grandparents and my cousin is going to her dads for christmas and just stuff like that..

[BayAreaToker]

Nice story

[Tripin]

sounds like a pretty good day nd that sess. with her boyfriend is sweet too

[x CoLToNxB x]

Originally Posted by Tripin

sounds like a pretty good day nd that sess. with her boyfriend is sweet too

lol yeah and a few years ago i smoked my first time with him, I smoked him up on a 8 gram blunt 2 weeks ago so he was paying me back , and with some of that money i just went and picked up a half of some hella good mids and i smoked a small blunt of that with my dealer and then 2 bowls to my face after i took him home

[Rugged Man]

I'm going to long beach tomorrow, I'm gonna blaze before then et a ton of turkey and pecan pie. And then go home and eat grape nuts so I don;t get clogged up.

[x CoLToNxB x]

Originally Posted by Rugged Man

I'm going to long beach tomorrow, I'm gonna blaze before then et a ton of turkey and pecan pie. And then go home and eat grape nuts so I don't get clogged up.

LoL funniest thing ever

[alicedee07]

Haha that is one funny story. Props to you for being able to hide it well. I woulda been caught for sure even with eyedrops. And if my mom woulda been there it would have been one bad xmas.

[Blaze_It_Up420]

Hahha athta awesome dude. I woulda been wayyy too paranoid and shit so props to ya.

[j3209god]

i did the same thing on xmas eve with about 45 people in my house. me and my cousin smoked 4 bowls of some really good kb and went back to my house blazed as hell. i was able to contain myself but my cousin couldnt like always and some people realized that he was high when he ate EVERYTHING before the dinner even began. it was no big deal though because my whole family either smokes most of the time or used to smoke so they just laughed at us. and today i went to my sisters that i rarely talk to /hang out with since shes 10 years older than me and she told me shes gonna get me fucked up when she stops breast feeding her newborn. im excited.thought id share.

[bluetoke547]

LOL. That sounds like my friend and mine xmas. We are like brothers and my family is spread around the world so I spent it with them. Keep in mind his entire family smokes, even some extended. Anywayz we are all at his g'mas house for basically all day. I made a couple excuses to go outside and get a bowl in.

All in all for a long boring story short, me my bro and his dad all talked to each other at one point and said "man I wish we could just go outside" we all replied "ive been going outside all day!" So secretly everyone except for the grandma was sneaking around smoking shit loads of weed lol. This is the kind of family that gives pieces and bud for xmas lol. Nothing like sitting around a tree with a brand new bowl smokin dank with a family.

I would have to say it was the best christmas ever!

[uRbAnDieSeL*ATL]

hah that sounds fun.. my good friend from back in dallas told me that on christmas eve night, he smoked a few bowls of bud and went with his family around 10pm to an hour long church service, he said it was fun. hahaha..

[Cali Ounces]

Alright now that is all over, I can recap.

Christmas started at 12:05 Am with my friend bringing by a christmas blunt to start the holiday off right. After that it was off to bed to dream of sugarblunts and kief fairies.

Woke up at 1, in the afternoon lol. Christmas moves at my own pace.
Fast forward to three pm, neighbor kids come by and blaze me out for xmas. Smoked bout 5 bowls out of my bong, ready to go to the folks house.
Open gifts high as hell, mom made roast beast with mashed potatoes.

The main focal point of the evening was we spent a good few hours together as a family around the table, talking, playing games.

Let me say, scrabble is damn difficult when your smoke indica's

Ended up at my friend leslie's, smoking blunts and eating goodies until pretty late, then off to bed again. started new job today had to sleep well.

Pretty good day, i just look at it as a time for me and my loves ones to get together, materials things only seem to complicate the spirit. Hope everyone elses was chill.

stay green

[SlugSlash]

Well Folks

I had a shit christmas and i mean shit.

Woke up on christmas morning before my kid, vomiting and shitting at the same time.
Stomach cramps and anything i ate or drank appeared several minutes later from any oriface it could project from...lol...not funny at the time.

Anyway , the plan was to go to the inlaws for christmas dinner and get fat on turkey and pudding. But because of my medical issue i declined the visit and just drove them there and went home, but as i was driving home ,i shat myself again in the car and had to pullover to vomit because of the revolting stench of shit coming from my under garments.

Got home blasted a big bowl of white widow kief and happy days it cured my ailment....

My friends appeared later that night with some nice bud and wee toked to the small hours , without further bathroom issues....lol.