another mishap at work

[iryad]

today a friend and i quickly went to the back and hit a couple bowls in the freezer, and then resumed our usual tasks.

i work produce at a local grocery store, and usually i wear gloves just to keep my hands clean from all the products i come in touch with. well it was time for me to leave, and i just finished stacking limes. so i go in the back, take my apron off, and then go up front to clock off. our time clock machines requre you to type in your passcode, and then it will scan your finger so no one can clock in/out for you. so i type in my passcode, and place my finger on the scanner.

it gave me an error, something like "finger print not found"; i tried again, and again, and again, and it didn't work. at this point i'm pretty furious, because i want to leave but it won't let me clock off. so i call over a manager and he tells me to try it again and this time he's watching. so i do it again and show him how it didn't work. he stares right at me and he says, "you still have your gloves on......", and i kinda want to let out a huge laugh, but at the same time i know i just made a really stupid and obvious mistake. so to make it less awkward i said, "oh, i thought it can see through it or something..", haha, he looks right at me and mutters a few words and walks off.

[D3vO]

hahaha Wonderful story, stupid stoned mistakes

[smokeitup421]

hahaha!!

[Dan Gleesac]

thats one of those things you could only manage to do while blazed...at my old job i only went in blazed once(i was a bus boy) and i managed to drop a bus tray while i was unloading it and i broke like 12 dishes....that was awkward as hell but really funny none the less

[emagdnim13]

That's funny.

The other day, I got on the elevator, and pushed the floor that I was on instead of 1.

The door just kept opening, and I had no idea what the hell was going on...then I realized I was pushing my floor.

[Blaz3]

mishap ? try this one on for size. i used to work in a hotel it was a realy chill place brakes wen you wanted etc and because of that i used to pre-role all my herb into oneskins ( just 1 paper ) and sneek and J every now and again. My boss asked me for a cig well at work and i was so blazed i forgot that i had them all pre-roled ( the same as i do with normal cigs ) i passed him the wrong fucking pack. I still did'nt relise untill he sparked her and all i could smell was the sweet smell of MJ after that my face lit up for a seconds and then droped when i remeberd i had passed him my J's. He just passed it back to me and said "sorry your fired" to witch i replyed "pfft a 1 hit quiter eh?" and took the walk of shame. Lucky for me i had a new job waiting for me and was due to start 1 month after this happend so wasnt to bad leaste he didnt throw the J away haha

B.

[Eyes]

Originally Posted by Blaz3

mishap ? try this one on for size. i used to work in a hotel it was a realy chill place brakes wen you wanted etc and because of that i used to pre-role all my herb into oneskins ( just 1 paper ) and sneek and J every now and again. My boss asked me for a cig well at work and i was so blazed i forgot that i had them all pre-roled ( the same as i do with normal cigs ) i passed him the wrong fucking pack. I still did'nt relise untill he sparked her and all i could smell was the sweet smell of MJ after that my face lit up for a seconds and then droped when i remeberd i had passed him my J's. He just passed it back to me and said "sorry your fired" to witch i replyed "pfft a 1 hit quiter eh?" and took the walk of shame. Lucky for me i had a new job waiting for me and was due to start 1 month after this happend so wasnt to bad leaste he didnt throw the J away haha

B.

In one of my old summer jobs (when I was new to it) I went outside for a cigarette round the back (it was a climbing centre) first time, and some of the staff members were there. I'd heard them talking about pollen but I didn't want to seem intrusive, 'cause it was my 3rd day there.
I rolled it up and one of the women said "Hey, that roll kinda looks like a spliff"
I just coughed and said "Well, yeah, I tend to roll that kinda stuff more"
Then this crazy Welsh guy said "'Ey mate, fancy chompin' on a few biftas some time? Plenty of people sell around here!"

Nice people.
That brings me back actually

[rubbsled]

I used to deliver pizzas a few years ago. Total stoner job; just sit in a car, listen to tunes, and smoke bowls. If I got a 2 dollar tip, I would think "well there's one more bowlpack"

Anyways, I was blazed at work (of course) and I was supposed to go refill the soda machine with ice, which required me to go downstairs, fill 2 buckets with ice, and bring it back up, lift it up over the soda machine and dump it in. I did it once, put the lid to the soda machine back on thinking that would be it, but I then decided to make another trip so I wouldn't have to do it again later. So I made the trip, brought the ice back up, then tried to dump the ice back in but I forgot that I put the lid on, so the fuckin ice goes all over the floor. Luckily, it wasn't ALL the ice, and luckily there were only 2 customers there, but still... it was kinda embarrassing. i didnt even clean it, i just let it melt.

[iryad]

Originally Posted by rubbsled

I used to deliver pizzas a few years ago. Total stoner job; just sit in a car, listen to tunes, and smoke bowls. If I got a 2 dollar tip, I would think "well there's one more bowlpack"

Anyways, I was blazed at work (of course) and I was supposed to go refill the soda machine with ice, which required me to go downstairs, fill 2 buckets with ice, and bring it back up, lift it up over the soda machine and dump it in. I did it once, put the lid to the soda machine back on thinking that would be it, but I then decided to make another trip so I wouldn't have to do it again later. So I made the trip, brought the ice back up, then tried to dump the ice back in but I forgot that I put the lid on, so the fuckin ice goes all over the floor. Luckily, it wasn't ALL the ice, and luckily there were only 2 customers there, but still... it was kinda embarrassing. i didnt even clean it, i just let it melt.

hahahah that's a good one. i wish i could have seen your reaction