Hey Guys, Spaz here. I had a thread in General about the girl I like, and her asshole of a boyfriend... Well, here's the night I first met him:
I went to my boy W's house. We had a couple people ( trying to stay under 10ish), and we didn't want Mad dome. So the girl I like comes, and brings her boyfriend. Now, we didn't care since they were going out, and it be dick to make them leave. So we get ready to go pickup. We tell everyone " Chip in what you can, and you can blaze." We come back with a 1/2oz of some Lemon Kush that's been around ( this was the first week of August). Mind you her Boyfriend didn't chip in, but she did.
We announce everyone who chipped in for either The Liquor or the weed could blaze, which was about 7 people. With 4 blunts going around, it was awesome. Mind you this kid has guaged ears, is a loud mouth, and has a fuck you attitude. Just the attitude that gets me pissed off: Ignorant and Obnoxious. He comes over to the circle, BUTTS IN AND STARTS BLAZING. My boy w pulls me off to the side and says, " Bro, he's been loud since he got here, came here broke yet he drinkin' our liquor, and smoking our weed, can you talk to him?"
It's W's house, and he didn't wanna say anything, So I put the kid off to the side: " Yo, XXXX, W said he needs you to chill. You're getting pretty loud man, and you gotta tone it down. You didn't pay for the liquor or any of the bud, yet you drinkin and smoking, and your getting too loud dude. You XXXXX's Boyfriend so you can chill, but you just gotta tone it down, and you can't smoke anymore bud unless you chip in a bit. $5 would be fine, just something man."
So he gets in my face telling me to back the fuck up before he levels me. Granted the kid is bigger than me, but I'm a boxer with a record of 27-0 right now ( knock on wood!

) His girlfriend, The girl I like, came over ( she knows how I am) and tells her boyfriend he needs to chill, and maybe he should leave and come back in a bit. He walks over, and I go, " Yo man, I ain't mean to come off- BOOM" ***** sneaks me right in the face, my nose is bleeding pretty good.
So I kinda lose it, and 5 minutes later, My fists are covered in blood. He had:
Broken jaw.
3 knocked out teeth.
A concussion.
and 8 stitches done.
So, I lay out her boyfriend, and some sober guy drove him to the hospital. His Girlfriend WAS STILL THERE. She came over, and I immediately began apologizing. She said SHE was sorry, and he deserved it, and she isn't sure why she puts up with his shit. She was saying that, " I only deal with him, cause I feel I can't find anyone better."
And my reply, " XXXXX, you're a beautiful girl. Sometimes the person whose perfect for you is right infront of you, you just gotta open up your heart and eyes." I smiled and walked back to blazin' and drinking. It ended up a good night... For me anyway.