Up With Skunks!

[Medicine Al]

I gotta yell about skunks
I really wanna kiss them when they walk on by
they got a swishy tail they hold up high
I love a lot about skunks!

Yeah, let me tell you 'bout skunks!
a perfect melding of the black and white
a perfect creature where the two unite
I gotta jaw about skunks!

I sing a song about Skunks
'cause they lay their lives upon white lines
to cover odors around harvest times
I sing the praise about skunks!

I make a point about skunks
I'd love to hug 'em, though they make me cry
Eau de lovely lovely CANNA-BYE
I make a stink about skunks!


Pepe Le Peuw we love you! Pepe le Peuw we need you!
You can come and do my pussycat
With a Heineken, man!

This post 420 for me, I have been loving the skunks down the hill from me, they give such good excuses for, you know,....things that smell.

[Medicine Al]

"Medical Marijuana- The Skunk That Lays The Golden Egg"

Do You Realize?

Alchemy is turning base materials into gold, only for us, its a green gold. The dream of kings has been realized, Alchemy is not scientifically sound, yet it is practiced annually by tens of thousands, in the form of advanced gardening. Beats gettin' a real job, and it's environmentally sound, a grower's life is twice blessed. Kiss your plants, sing to your crops, maybe that nice skunk song...it can't hurt, and it might be fun.

MA- the skonker

[Rotten_Apple]

i think youre blazed out of your mind

[Medicine Al]

That's right I have Skunk Fever, a rare condition brought on by exposure to flowering canna, its an aural stimulant, thats causing me to lubricate my thinking. As the pistils swell with sweet resins, my brain is invaded by the energy tendrils of my charges, an electro magnetic invasion of the body/mind by friendly aliens. Its wonderful, they speak to me in dreams, and tell me of their needs.

This ongoing fantasy must mean that I am insane, and yet I feel so lucid. So, what's the harm in that?

MA

[ThunderFuck]

I think your mind fucked sir!

[Medicine Al]

I saw some sticker on a bumper of a car that said, " Cowboy Up ". I asked, what the hell that meant and the driver said it was a show of support for people who like to dress up like cowboys.

Having just watched Brokeback mountain for the first time, I thought that the rainbow sticker and the pink triangle sticker already expressed those views, quite elegantly.

I'm not saying all cowboys are gay, just that they have stupid bumper stickers.

So today's "Skunk 'em " award goes to the Cowboy Bumper Sticker Slogan Writer, who has given us this gem of grammatical mastery.

Cowboy Up! Now, that stinks.

MA

[What'sThatSmell]

Fuck skunks.
My town is invaded with them.
Those fuckers laugh at me because while I could kill them and tear their bodies apart - I cannot because they'll stink me up something rancid.

[My Fax]

I like the smell of skunk. I'll usually slow down if I pass one on the road. People call me crazy, but I dunno, I've always liked that smell.


Excellent poem by the way.

[Medicine Al]

Originally Posted by What'sThatSmell

Fuck skunks.
My town is invaded with them.
Those fuckers laugh at me because while I could kill them and tear their bodies apart - I cannot because they'll stink me up something rancid.

I am prevented from actual sexual desires for skunks not only by the beastiality laws of this nation, but the oath of the skunkmen, which states, 'thou shalt not stick your winkie in the stinkie."

I prefer to make an alliance, rather than to incur the rath of these racous malodorians. We send a little skunk karma to you, in hopes of preventing the need for a tomato soup bath.

In the meantime, we'll just flex the scent glands and practice our aim. Squeeze,2,3,4, Squirt 2,3,4...

[Medicine Al]

Originally Posted by My Fax

I like the smell of skunk. I'll usually slow down if I pass one on the road. People call me crazy, but I dunno, I've always liked that smell.


Excellent poem by the way.

I once lived on the island of Hawai'i, where there are no skunks, it's a tropical, volcanic island, where the hell would they get skunks from?

And yet as I walked the backroads of Kona, at certain times of the day, especially right after an early evening rainstorm, the smell of skunk would be overpowering.

Kona Gold, baby, on the vine, ripening to a sparkling, stinky, sweet perfection, dripping with an oozing resin-y sheen.

My Hawai'ian skunky, ka'ma a'ina, buddy I miss our paradise on the makai side of the Lilliokialani highway. I hope his children have multiplied exponentially!

[Medicine Al]

" You don't have to look, no you don't need to see, cause you can feel it in your olfactory!!!! You got your Dead skunk in the middle of the Road, And its stinkin' to high heaven!"

That was an old skunky song, by our old friend Loudon Wainwright III. A golden stinker from the 70's, back when men were funky, and roadkill was still available deep fried, at many truck stops throughout this great nation.!

The food here stinks, we would say, did you scrape this off the pavement?
Yes, they would say, and for an extra dollar, they would disclose the species of meat in the Soup of the day! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, opossum, I hope.

Skunk on, Scentavos! Make Stink, not war!

MA

[BigOleEric117]

^^This guy is fucking weird. Not that thats a bad thing.

[dhergy]

wierd no i dont think so...drunk with the skunk!!! yes thats what this guy is drunk on skunk. an intoxication so strong it can induce short periods of incesant rantting on site like this all in an attempt to relieve the anxietiy felt from having to wait for those skunks to be domesticated. oh yes we must tame these beasts, you dont just bring a wild skunk such as the ones he is refering to in your yard or house without some kind of plan.you see skunks like to let everyone know they are on the block. that sweet smell that says i'm hear and i'll fuck you up if you mess with me. so go on try your hand with skunks they wont let you down. just remember as with all wild things certain precautions must be taken or they will bite you and they bite hard.

[Medicine Al]

Originally Posted by dhergy

wierd no i dont think so...drunk with the skunk!!! yes thats what this guy is drunk on skunk. an intoxication so strong it can induce short periods of incesant rantting on site like this all in an attempt to relieve the anxietiy felt from having to wait for those skunks to be domesticated. oh yes we must tame these beasts, you dont just bring a wild skunk such as the ones he is refering to in your yard or house without some kind of plan.you see skunks like to let everyone know they are on the block. that sweet smell that says i'm hear and i'll fuck you up if you mess with me. so go on try your hand with skunks they wont let you down. just remember as with all wild things certain precautions must be taken or they will bite you and they bite hard.

Absolutely, and thank you for finally figuring out what the hell I'm doing, it's a mania, an odorlust, an infected brain stem on olfactory overload!!!! This is my mental cesspool, a vomitorium of the mind, and it celebrates the unsung heroes of the new american west, the bud ranchers, the cola wranglers, the mota-vators and their faithful pals, the skunks!

I think we should elevate the status of skunks and install them as our true, new National Animal. When you think of America in the 21st century, I want you to think of the Mighty Skunk, free stencher of the free world!

" Oh, say, Can you stink... by the odorous skies...what so proudly we waved... Was our skunk's ass please kiss it..."

Who's got some stink to get rid of? Lay that funky input, nose to the grindstone.

MA

[dhergy]

M .A. For President

A Skunk In Every American Living Room