Funny joint rolling story

[head4life]

Old story but worth sharing.

Me and my buddy picked up a dub sack of some ok mexi and we needed to roll a joint and my mom was at are apartment so it was like 2am we decided to roll a fatty up in the apartment complex laundry room and have one of my buddys watch the door

so we pull out the sack break a gram or so up and pull a paper out and start rolling then we hear the door open and I tryed ot tell my buddy he thought it was one of are friends and it was a older lady about 70 she was the maintence mans mother and she grabs are sack and runs out the door and were stoned at the time and were like WTF and we go running out and I skate over to my apartment my buddy hopes in his truck and goes speeds home before she calls the cops

so 10 mins later theres a knock at my door its a cop I awnser the door and talk to him and he asked who was the one who had this weed I made some bullshit up and told him the dude lived way out of town and gave him fake details about what he looked like and the cop left

so the next day I find out my buddy left the door that he was gaurding because his girl came and got him so they could go fuck

and then the next night I walk out at like 2am and I see the old bitch on her backporch smoking a fucking joint

I laughed so hard I pissed myself

I should have gone and asked for my sack back!!

[GreenisGold]

It wouldve been better if she was just smoking a joint opposed to your joint after calling the cops. What a biiiiiiiitich!!!

[illinisbII]

what a bitch...id get her back, toss a sack in the back seat of her car n call the cops on her lol stupid old lady...

Even if it is bad karma, or narcing...I think itd be funny as fuck screwing over a 70 year old lady.

shes obviously out to get you...its either you or her man..

[theVirtuoso]

I dunno, seems kinda hard to believe.


but if its true... WTF haha.

[JokerSmoker]

ok not too seem like a dick man, but there is something i don't quite understand. IF this old lady did take your herb and ratted you out.....how would she have gotten the sack back? Unless she's holdin some dank shit of her own. lol.

When u say: " 10 mins later theres a knock at my door its a cop I awnser the door and talk to him and he asked who was the one who had this weed I made some bullshit up and told him the dude lived way out of town and gave him fake details about what he looked like and the cop left"

You kinda make it seem like the cop showed you the baggie, dunno if that's implied or not though. Sorry, just found something i couldn't stand holding back. hehe.

[Chaohinon]

....you couldn't catch a 70 year old woman? Further proof that weed has extensive health benefits.

But really, you should have pulled a Hot Fuzz on her thieving geriatric ass.

[TokingToker]

I find it hard to believe that a 70 year old lady stole your weed and ran with it.

[SixFeetUnd3r]

Originally Posted by TokingToker

I find it hard to believe that a 70 year old lady stole your weed and ran with it.

hahahahaha man i litterally lol'd when i read that..

[head4life]

LOL you can call my buddy ryan he was there no she didnt give the cop the weed she kept it!

really it was some crazy shit

I dont bullshit