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Burnt? Smoke weed!
So I work at Joe Muggs Coffee, Books-A-Million's in-store coffee shop. I go to work blazed as fuck about every day, so does my boss, and my other two coworkers.
Yesterday was Sunday, which is usually rediculously busy, so I decided I'd come to work sober so I wouldn't screw anything up. So I was brewing a fresh pot of coffee, and one of the coffee brewers fucked up and started overflowing. So like a dumbass, I grabbed the overflowing coffee pot and burned my left hand with 230 degree coffee. Needless to say, it hurt like FUCK. So I hopped around a little and stuck my hand in some ice, got some lidocaine gel from the first aid kit, and asked for my 30 minute break. At this point my hand was hurting pretty damn bad.
So I went out to my car like I usually do on my break, and sat for a bit rubbing lidocaine gel on the burn. Then I realized I had a 30 sack of mids in my jacket!
I smoked a bowl, and the pain was fucking GONE. So basically for the last two days I've been high all the time, and it's been pretty rad.
So the moral of the story is: If you get burned, grab some lidocaine gel and a sack of weed!
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