A Successful Cop Encounter

[BluntBurna]

Last night three friends and I were riding around our neighborhood while drinking a couple beers and taking shots of Captain Morgan. We usually just stick around our neighborhood as it is usually quiet and you don't see many cops.

We had just sparked a blunt up and it had gone around rotation once when we pulled up to a stop sign. I was in the backseat and noticed headlights approaching us faster than usual. I jokingly said to my friend driving, "Why don't you come to a complete stop so we don't get pulled over by this cop behind us." He then looked in the rear view mirror and realized it actually was a cop.

We took a left at the stop sign and immediately turned right at the next street and the cop immediately turned his lights on and pulled us over. It is at this VERY SECOND that the girl in the front passenger seat throws out the blunt. I take the three beer bottles and tequila and put it under my feet, which were under the passengers seat. The sun roof is open and smoke is slowly creeping out.

The cop came to the driver door, put his flashlight in our eyes, and then asked what we were up to.
Cop: What are y'all up to tonight?
Driver: Oh nothing, just driving around.
Cop: Driving around, huh, no place in particular?
Driver: Nope, just bored and cruisin'
Cop: Let me see your driver's license

Cop takes his license to his car and runs it through the system while everyone in the car is wiping away the sweat from their palms. The cop returns and asks us if we're looking for houses to rob. Here we are, 3 guys and girl, in a Benz riding through a nice neighborhood. Would that seem like someone that needs to rob houses, especially as the cop saw the drivers address and knows he lives the neighborhood.

Ultimately, the cop said I have your license plate tagged and if you come back here you will be stopped again. Then off we went. My friends and I cannot believe he did not smell the weed. We literally threw out the blunt as we stopped the car. I guess in the end he was just looking for someone who was robbing houses.

[Stoner U]

Sounds like some bullshit. He said you'll be stopped again in a neighborhood your friend lives in? God knows people in Benz's go looking to rob houses. PERFECT COVER. Nice miracle encounter though.

[aslowsleep]

Something like that happened to me about 2 days ago, Me and some friends just went too giant eagle to grab some beers to drink. The guy driving was 21 and everyone else was 17/18. We turned onto this major road and had JUST sparked a joint....all of the sudden a cop comes past going the oppiste direction. We were in a small 4 door car and he was in a SUV he could of easily seen everything in the car. As soon as he passes us he does a U-Turn gets on our ass and flips the lights on...right as this happens everyone goes into panic mode, seat belts are being put on at 100 mph (mine was never on even when the cop came up i kind of held it in place with my forearm so you couldn;t see) the kid in the front seat dumps a FAT joint with 2 hits off of it out of the window...no idea how the cop didn't notice. The cop walks up to the car asks everyone's age and such sees the 30 case of beer siting on the front seat kids lap....luckly the dude driving was 21 and it wasn't open. Turns out he didn't see anything the person driving didn't have a front liscance plate....warning and we were on our way again, sparked a joint for a sessful get away

later that night i got arrested again i was in a group of people who were drunk and they were breaking into cars cops rolled up...i hadn;t been doing anything but standing there on the phone. had nothing on me...got to go home it was tight...we were drinking under this bridge like under it where the support beams are over the water it was a good night/day

[fluffykush]

drinking and driving huh...fool dont you know u might hit a bump and spill ur shit.

[TheHempress]

That's disappointing that you guys were driving around drinking. Don't you know better than that?

[The Big C]

Many years ago we used to save our money buy a cheap car and one of my friends called psycho (now dead, he was The Best driver I have ever seen. He later became a driver for some heavy bank jobs). Anyway, his da had a garage so we used to bring the cars and do them up to fuck. We used to go cruising smoking and drinking. One day we rolled a fist full of numbers brought our “communal” pipe and headed to Dollymount beach on the north side of <st1:City w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">Dublin</st1lace></st1:City>.
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Me and a friend jumped out for a piss, when psycho started making doughnuts and wheel spins on the sand.
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It didn’t take long for the garda to come down and see what’s going on. Did we panic? Fuckin right!!!
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The beach is about 3 miles long and the entrance they used was about 400 yards away. So we only had a 20-30 seconds to get rid of everything. There were about 5 of us we were all known to the garda and they knew we either sold/smoked hash or both, so we KNEW we were gonna be searched! We put everything under the car and decided to balls it out with them since it was our car and if we MOVED they would see our pipe, numbers and a monster 2 ounce block of hash we had been burning off!.
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We were all dragged out and searched. Car was ripped apart but they found nothing except skins and plenty of smoke. They asked was it us doing the doughnuts and we totally denied it and said this is a public beach that allowed cars and we were staying. (Our driver was totally sober and straight I would never get into a car with someone smoking or drinking!)
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Anyway they knew there was nothing they could do to us. The car had no tax or insurance but over here if they catch you, they can’t touch your car but you have I think, 10 or so days to produce it. So when ever we were sussed by the garda we would sell it and buy a new one!
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Ahhhh…them were the “Good Ould Days”!!!

[BluntBurna]

Update: I went to the place where we were stopped this morning and successfully found the blunt that was thrown out. Took out the weed and threw it in with some other weed for another blunt.

[theshrizzz]

Originally Posted by BluntBurna

Update: I went to the place where we were stopped this morning and successfully found the blunt that was thrown out. Took out the weed and threw it in with some other weed for another blunt.

Yay! That's the best part of the story.

[Smokey_McPott]

Originally Posted by TheHempress

That's disappointing that you guys were driving around drinking. Don't you know better than that?

yeah dude thats pretty fucking smooth

[Knox]

Captain Morgan is a spiced rum, not tequila.

And please grow up and stop putting yourself and others in danger.



At least you retrieved your blunt the next day.

[Dalax]

The Big C's post dominates your drunken driving escapade.

That sounds awesome man, buying cheap cars and fixing them up. Your friend sounds like he was pretty cool.