smoking and usage

Marlin7 · #1 (**permalink**) 03-03-2007, 04:16 PM

I rolled a joint last night, go outside on my front lawn. Pull out the J, start to light it up. Then these 2 fucking dogs come from the side of my neighbors house come charging at me. I started to run to my front door but I slipped and feel, dropped the j. This big ass dog bites my jeans and starts pulling on them. I kick him off and ran inside my house. Losing the joint. I have no idea where they fucking came from. So I had to roller another j and smoke inside

Crockpot · #2 (**permalink**) 03-03-2007, 05:03 PM

ahahahhaaa oh god dude +rep man +rep

1 Toke over · #3 (**permalink**) 03-03-2007, 05:04 PM

What?! Id be pissed go out there and beat the fucking shit out of those dogs! Dude cmon man get some balls. Get some steel toed boots on and go kick the crap out of them, use some bag gloves and a thick coat.
The only dogs id be afraid of would be police dogs and fuckin overgrown pitbulls.

Crockpot · #4 (**permalink**) 03-03-2007, 05:10 PM

I'd go back out with my shovel.

negligent · #5 (**permalink**) 03-03-2007, 05:17 PM

never show fear or run from a dog, dogs can sense fear, just remember who the bigger animal is and whose higher up on the food chain, cuz chances are a dog aint gonna kill you

Tronic2Me · #6 (**permalink**) 03-03-2007, 05:29 PM

nvm sorry

Metridixal · #7 (**permalink**) 03-03-2007, 05:30 PM

Unless it is a big 100+ lb dog, I'd whoop it's ass enough to not hurt it but to show it who the hell runs the planet. My dog, is massive 150 lbs and not overweight, scares the shit out of people, but shes so nice.

Yeah, if I lost a joint, I'd but on some steel toed with a baseball bat and whip their asses.

Kato · #8 (**permalink**) 03-03-2007, 05:52 PM

Lol, what bad asses. it's a dog leave them alone ;:P

fluffykush · #9 (**permalink**) 03-03-2007, 06:12 PM

damn if they were bitbulls they would rip a chunk off you...those fuckin jaws have some squeeze and they WONT let go unless you can really hurt it...you would have to crack it's skull for it to let go of your arm...make your neighbor pay for your pants that those savages ripped lol and you lost a fuckin spliff...

HerbsINtheBurbs · #10 (**permalink**) 03-03-2007, 06:13 PM

In the situation I would given em a swift kick most likely, but I wouldnt go for revenge, I mean its a dog.

willydog · #11 (**permalink**) 03-03-2007, 06:13 PM

If you go trashing on someones dogs, someones going to probably call the police, then you get a cruelty to animals charge. Your best bet, if you now who owns them, go to their house and tell them if your dogs come in my yard again, I'll be forced to kill them because of what happened, and I'll sue your ass off for them attacking me. I'd also turn the whole legal thing around your way, and call the police or animal control and tell them what happened and that you want them charged with not having their dogs restrained. Good Luck.

ZerO Stay Tokin · #12 (**permalink**) 03-03-2007, 06:17 PM

that gave me a good laugh.

Like Neg said, never show fear to a dog ... or any animal.

CorpusToker · #13 (**permalink**) 03-03-2007, 07:41 PM

+rep cuz i laughed my ass off

ganjagrowgrady · #14 (**permalink**) 03-03-2007, 08:12 PM

+rep cos im a +rep kinda guy

hootin'-nanny · #15 (**permalink**) 03-03-2007, 08:21 PM

just remember, who invented the choke chain, shot gun and........

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#1 (permalink) 03-03-2007, 04:16 PM
Marlin7 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: NY Posts: 259	Attacked by dogs while trying to get high I rolled a joint last night, go outside on my front lawn. Pull out the J, start to light it up. Then these 2 fucking dogs come from the side of my neighbors house come charging at me. I started to run to my front door but I slipped and feel, dropped the j. This big ass dog bites my jeans and starts pulling on them. I kick him off and ran inside my house. Losing the joint. I have no idea where they fucking came from. So I had to roller another j and smoke inside

#2 (permalink) 03-03-2007, 05:03 PM
Crockpot Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Dallas Posts: 215	ahahahhaaa oh god dude +rep man +rep

#3 (permalink) 03-03-2007, 05:04 PM
1 Toke over Registered User Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 93	What?! Id be pissed go out there and beat the fucking shit out of those dogs! Dude cmon man get some balls. Get some steel toed boots on and go kick the crap out of them, use some bag gloves and a thick coat. The only dogs id be afraid of would be police dogs and fuckin overgrown pitbulls.

#4 (permalink) 03-03-2007, 05:10 PM
Crockpot Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Dallas Posts: 215	I'd go back out with my shovel.

#5 (permalink) 03-03-2007, 05:17 PM
negligent Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: picksburgh Posts: 5,460	never show fear or run from a dog, dogs can sense fear, just remember who the bigger animal is and whose higher up on the food chain, cuz chances are a dog aint gonna kill you

#6 (permalink) 03-03-2007, 05:29 PM
Tronic2Me Registered User Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 132	nvm sorry

#7 (permalink) 03-03-2007, 05:30 PM
Metridixal Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Southern Ontario Canada Posts: 419	Unless it is a big 100+ lb dog, I'd whoop it's ass enough to not hurt it but to show it who the hell runs the planet. My dog, is massive 150 lbs and not overweight, scares the shit out of people, but shes so nice. Yeah, if I lost a joint, I'd but on some steel toed with a baseball bat and whip their asses.

#8 (permalink) 03-03-2007, 05:52 PM
Kato Official Oregon Stoner. Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Oregon Posts: 154	Lol, what bad asses. it's a dog leave them alone ;:P __________________

#9 (permalink) 03-03-2007, 06:12 PM
fluffykush Mr. Blaze Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Los Angeles, Califas Posts: 2,259	damn if they were bitbulls they would rip a chunk off you...those fuckin jaws have some squeeze and they WONT let go unless you can really hurt it...you would have to crack it's skull for it to let go of your arm...make your neighbor pay for your pants that those savages ripped lol and you lost a fuckin spliff... __________________ I don't give a fuck like retired Ho's

#10 (permalink) 03-03-2007, 06:13 PM
HerbsINtheBurbs Spread Green Love Join Date: May 2005 Location: Long Island Posts: 4,151	In the situation I would given em a swift kick most likely, but I wouldnt go for revenge, I mean its a dog.

#13 (permalink) 03-03-2007, 07:41 PM
CorpusToker Load another bowl dude!!! Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 498	+rep cuz i laughed my ass off __________________ -=l Happy Toking All! l=-

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#11 (permalink) 03-03-2007, 06:13 PM
willydog Registered User Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Twilight Zone Posts: 526	If you go trashing on someones dogs, someones going to probably call the police, then you get a cruelty to animals charge. Your best bet, if you now who owns them, go to their house and tell them if your dogs come in my yard again, I'll be forced to kill them because of what happened, and I'll sue your ass off for them attacking me. I'd also turn the whole legal thing around your way, and call the police or animal control and tell them what happened and that you want them charged with not having their dogs restrained. Good Luck.

#12 (permalink) 03-03-2007, 06:17 PM
ZerO Stay Tokin ALL ABOUT GETTIN PAID. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: AS THE WORLD TURNS MY TREES SPREAD LIKE GERMS. Posts: 3,757	that gave me a good laugh. Like Neg said, never show fear to a dog ... or any animal. __________________

#14 (permalink) 03-03-2007, 08:12 PM
ganjagrowgrady Im hot like Pol Pot Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Leeds, UK Posts: 441	+rep cos im a +rep kinda guy __________________ Bollocks to salad . . .

#15 (permalink) 03-03-2007, 08:21 PM
hootin'-nanny Registered User Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 20	just remember, who invented the choke chain, shot gun and........