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Metridixal · #1 (**permalink**) 03-03-2007, 04:56 AM

SO me and 2 buddies blaze 5 big ass bowls (.5 each) behind the movie theater, walk into a department store. Here's where it gets funny. We are trying to act casual walking through and isle to buy deoderant. Little did we know we were all doing suspicious walks trying to be silent tip-toeing quickly through the isle. One of my buddies repeats "Okay, act normal, step , step, step, step, step.". My other friend says the most stoner thing "Lets save up our money and buy a REALLY REALLY BIG candy bar." Little did we know the store clerk was watching us the whole time through the other isle, when he heard us saying act casual. He starts to follow us through the store, and we buy the deodorant, and spray up, leave the store.

It was soooooo hilarious it wasn't even funny. We ended up missing the movie, and went bowling with trippy ass lights everywhere. It was classic.

thegreenemonkey · #2 (**permalink**) 03-03-2007, 05:48 AM

Lol, I take it the clerk did nothing (I mean, what could he do right?).

greene monkey out

WookiesAreCool · #3 (**permalink**) 03-03-2007, 06:24 AM

I can't help but laugh when my attempt at acting normal makes me act twice as oddly.

Ars moriendi · #4 (**permalink**) 03-03-2007, 06:43 AM

funniest shit ever was on a mid day walk

some polish carpenter dude in a broke ass van pulled up to the stop next to me as I puffed

within seconds of getting a wiff of the all mighty jane he tries to yell out his window in broken english 'you schellin' deesh' over 'n over

I laughed said no 'n outta pity gave him the roach

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#1 (permalink) 03-03-2007, 04:56 AM
Metridixal Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Southern Ontario Canada Posts: 419	Suspicious activity LOLOLOLOLOL SO me and 2 buddies blaze 5 big ass bowls (.5 each) behind the movie theater, walk into a department store. Here's where it gets funny. We are trying to act casual walking through and isle to buy deoderant. Little did we know we were all doing suspicious walks trying to be silent tip-toeing quickly through the isle. One of my buddies repeats "Okay, act normal, step , step, step, step, step.". My other friend says the most stoner thing "Lets save up our money and buy a REALLY REALLY BIG candy bar." Little did we know the store clerk was watching us the whole time through the other isle, when he heard us saying act casual. He starts to follow us through the store, and we buy the deodorant, and spray up, leave the store. It was soooooo hilarious it wasn't even funny. We ended up missing the movie, and went bowling with trippy ass lights everywhere. It was classic.

#2 (permalink) 03-03-2007, 05:48 AM
thegreenemonkey the greene monkey Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 5	Lol, I take it the clerk did nothing (I mean, what could he do right?). greene monkey out __________________ Monkey see, monkey do.

#3 (permalink) 03-03-2007, 06:24 AM
WookiesAreCool God (B)Less America Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Boulderado Posts: 2,540	I can't help but laugh when my attempt at acting normal makes me act twice as oddly. __________________

#4 (permalink) 03-03-2007, 06:43 AM
Ars moriendi Hermione's Slave Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 5,775	funniest shit ever was on a mid day walk some polish carpenter dude in a broke ass van pulled up to the stop next to me as I puffed within seconds of getting a wiff of the all mighty jane he tries to yell out his window in broken english 'you schellin' deesh' over 'n over I laughed said no 'n outta pity gave him the roach __________________ RIP trees you kicked all forms of non-conventional ass

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