The Confessional

[Weed_Beer_Metal]

Ok so i did something stupid last night. I was at my buddy's house and drank like 4 shots of green dragon, smoked god knows how many bowls, drank a bunch of beers and right before leaving i played 2 rounds of beer pong in 20 minutes, which amounts to 6 beers in that time. Then I went and got on the bus. It's about a 40 minute bus ride home, and 20 minutes in i realize something amiss. My reeling mind tried to figure out what the problem was. By the time I figured out that the problem was in my stomach, it was too late. I leaned over and puked all over the seat right next to me, and being piss drunk managed to get it all over myself too. The shitty part was i still had like a 15 minute bus ride left. There were like 2 other people on the bus and they didn't seem to notice, so I just rode it out. I got home safely, and took off my (soiled) pants coat and hoodie, then I realized the show wasn't over. Of course by teh time i realized that i was seconds away from expelling the rest of the beer in my stomach so i covered my mouth and ran like hell to the bathroom. The reason i tell you this is that i was wearing 3 layers of clothing and i got puke on all of them, which i think is impressive. After that, I passed the fuck out.

The reason behind telling this story is i'm ashamed and humiliated by what i did last night, and the best way to overcome that is to share it with people and have a good laugh about it, cuz laughing is the only thing you can do when you do stuff like i did last night. So I'm gonna be laughing alot today. Laughing and cleaning puke.


If anyone else acted like an idiot and needs to get it off their chest, this is the place.

[thisisnotreal]

dude...sounds like you had a great night. don't feel like an idiot!

[My Fax]

Yea.....that's why I don't drink.

[OhFuhQ]

haha dont worry bout it man , yea you feel ashamed but it happens to the best of us

[Five To One]

If i would have smoked and drank as much as you said ide prob end up w/ trow up all over m y hair clothes and ide be in the wrong town. hahhaha

[Phat-Toi]

Lesson learned homie, dont drink so much. Smoke more than you drink and youll be aite

[numbersalone]

yea to the OP i thought u were gonna realise u were on the wrong bus heading to the wrong side of town or sumthing, that woulda sucked :P and that sounds shitty as fuck pukin in a city bus and just leavin it there ;P

[IGotTheCottons]

I thought you were gonna say that you got on the wrong bus or something... Then you said the problem was in your stomach, and threw me for a loop, lol.

Don't worry 'bout it man... Everyone's got some embarrassing stories... I know I have a few of my own. I drank like 25 shots and a 5-pack in like 20 minutes, once. That was a bad night. It started with me blowin chunks ALL over my car-port roof (For anyone wondering what a car-port is, it's like a semi-garage thing. No walls, just a roof to park your car under). After hurling on the roof I realized how drunk I was and kinda bugged out a little bit. Ended up in the ER and shit. I eventually just left (6 hours later) because I was feelin better, and they hadn't seen me yet.

OR there was the time I ate 10 hits of acid at this acid party. We watched this movie Terror Toons all trippin balls... Big mistake, lol... That movie was just too much, so I had to leave the room. Then everyone decided they wanted to blaze, but had no chrons... We found some nice danks, but they only had room for so many, so me and my boy had to stay behind.

The thing was, though, we were in this girl's uncle's house, who didn't know we were there, and could come home at any time. So I'm on 10 hits, my boy who was there with me was on 6, and we had just put in some Pink Floyd not too long ago... Well everyone bounces, and Comfortably Numb comes on... We were both all paranoid about the uncle coming home. He was freaking out 'cause he thought I was gonna lose my mind. I was getting bent 'cause he wouldn't just chill out and let me trip, and the whole situation was just not a good one to be in on 10 hits of this acid (shit was nuts, 1-hitter-trippers).

Later that night, the dude who ate the 6 lost his mind - even he says it. Such an intense night, lol.

But yeah... I'm done with my ranting for now... Be safe.

[sky]

Originally Posted by thisisnotreal

dude...sounds like you had a great night. don't feel like an idiot!

my thoughts exactly i've had plenty of nights like that, took me several times before i learned my lesson, but its a good experience...teaches you not to do that again haha. anyways remember kids if you dont wanna vomit toke up before you drink, not after

[stickyone13]

ALWAYS toke before you drink, if you're trying to both get drunk AND not vomit. I'm pretty good about it nowadays, even if i smoke after i'm hammered, but a while back, holy wow.

so yeah, don't feel bad about puking. Sure, it sucks doing it on a bus, but man, shit happens. This one night I'd eaten a wicked potent brownie like 2-3 hours before, so i was already high as shit, and then we went to the bars on the eve of the NFL draft. everyone and their dog is calling me asking what the hell the texans are thinking drafting not vince or reggie (eff reggie), and it just got old, so i started pounding shots. as we're leaving, i spew all over a parked bmw in the parking lot. nothing i could've done. I was fine one second, and the next, it's projectile vomit. bad news bears. shit happens, bro.

[Reggin]

Originally Posted by My Fax

Yea.....that's why I don't drink.

I second that... < sips rum >

only on ocassions ^_^

[br3ad_]

Those are the nights you remember..Well, not realy but, puking just shows you had fun haha

[Rotten_Apple]

my story is a bit similar. i was on some triple c's. i was with a couple of friends who were also tripping. and we got on a train to chicago for some concert. well my one friend was puking at the train station and i was thinking he was just sick but he still wanted to go. so we did. and after like 5-10 mins of riding on the train(which seemed like hell cause i was feeling real sick) i puked. i was on the upper floor and i was puking as people were looking at me. embarrassing? nah not really, i was too fucked up. paranoid? a bit. how did i feel? LIKE SHIT. but in the end i thought it was hilarious.

[GNR]

i took one of my best friends out for a night, he never gets out because he goes to a privet school, his moms single so he does alot of chores and shit so... we pick up this new strain called U2 ive smoked it before but he hasn't and he smokes maby once a month. we smoke a blunt between us (about 2-2.5gs only) and hes trippin balls like he sees things in cartoon style and everything but im fine and i know its not laced cause i got it from a friend so im like whatever. 30 mins later we meet up with some other people at a burgerking and he just throws the fuck up all over the ground, a huge puddle and he just stands in it, and i mean a puddle he threw up a shit ton. i just tell him to drink water and hes good the rest of the night. and the next day he keeps sayin it was laced, im never smoking again blah blah. but damn ive never seen or heard of shit like that before and it kinda scared me too.

[SuicidalSpaz]

Originally Posted by Weed_Beer_Metal

Ok so i did something stupid last night. I was at my buddy's house and drank like 4 shots of green dragon, smoked god knows how many bowls, drank a bunch of beers and right before leaving i played 2 rounds of beer pong in 20 minutes, which amounts to 6 beers in that time. Then I went and got on the bus. It's about a 40 minute bus ride home, and 20 minutes in i realize something amiss. My reeling mind tried to figure out what the problem was. By the time I figured out that the problem was in my stomach, it was too late. I leaned over and puked all over the seat right next to me, and being piss drunk managed to get it all over myself too. The shitty part was i still had like a 15 minute bus ride left. There were like 2 other people on the bus and they didn't seem to notice, so I just rode it out. I got home safely, and took off my (soiled) pants coat and hoodie, then I realized the show wasn't over. Of course by teh time i realized that i was seconds away from expelling the rest of the beer in my stomach so i covered my mouth and ran like hell to the bathroom. The reason i tell you this is that i was wearing 3 layers of clothing and i got puke on all of them, which i think is impressive. After that, I passed the fuck out.

The reason behind telling this story is i'm ashamed and humiliated by what i did last night, and the best way to overcome that is to share it with people and have a good laugh about it, cuz laughing is the only thing you can do when you do stuff like i did last night. So I'm gonna be laughing alot today. Laughing and cleaning puke.


If anyone else acted like an idiot and needs to get it off their chest, this is the place.

Upon reading the part I bolded, I laughed so hard I thought I was gonna puke. I've learned not to mix clear liquor with dark liquor.Well, I live In New Jersey. I went to club Abyss in Northern NJ. We quickly got bored, and headed over to NY.(It was friday night, and i had no class monday, 4 day weekend, woot). I then ended up getting completely hammered. Tons of shots, I lost count. and then we got extremely high. We then decided driving in the Denali was an Awesome idea. (The driver had 2 drinks, but was insanely stoned). We ended up somewhere in Delaware. I stumbled into my house around 4 a.m. tuesday morning. I went to the bathroom, and took a shower/ a piss. I think i fell asleep while taking the piss. I got dressed, and left for class around 6:45. Even after the shower, I smelt like weed and alcohol all during class. It was amazing. I was high for most of the day!