my funny weed story

Kwaidan · #1 (**permalink**) 02-02-2003, 07:03 AM

Once upon a time... oh wait, wrong story. Back in the mid 90s I was teaching at Ithaca College in NY. I had some great friends in NYC and every now and then I would go to the city for what we called WWW (women's wasted weekends) ...although it was never just women

anyway, I had the bright idea to use a college car for the trip... you know, save wear and tear on my own car. So I checked out a car and drove to Manhattan and WWW commenced.... I think that was the weekend we invented the phrase "amoeba like state" because after all we imbibed that was what our state was. At the end of the weekend I couldn't find my suitcase thingy so I just stuffed everything into a garbage bag and threw it into the trunk of the car. Anyway..... I was driving home and was going through New Jersey, just outside Newark. I was tokin and driving, I love to drive and smoke, just buzzing along when what do you know.. New Jersey State Trooper flashing behind me. Talk about a buzz kill. So I pull over, wondering just how red my eyes are .... and by this time I am shaking all over. The copy gets out of his car and walks toward mine.... he is this huge (over six feet) black guy and when I see him in the rear view mirror all I can think is... OMG I am going to jail in Newark! And I am in the college's car! Shit, I'm gonng lose my job... damn damn damn... So he asks me for my license and registration... okay well the registration is in the glove box and he sees that the car belongs to the college. He asks if I work there, I try to look convincing as I nod yes. I am scrabbling all around the car (Just before I pulled over I put my pipe under the seat)...l ooking for my god damn license, can't find it anywhere. He waits patiently for a few minutes.... I am losing it more and more with each minute and where the hell is that damn license! I am sure he can smell the pot smoke lingering in the car even though I turned the fan on full blast. Finally I tell him I think my license must be in the trunk. He says okay get out and find it. So (this is after about 10 minutes of looking for it in the car)..... I open the trunk and he is right beside me and I swear he laughed when he saw my garbage bags full of stuff. So i'm pullling out clothes and throwing them aside.... looking in the pockets of all my pants for that damn license... and a little baggie falls out and lands on the ground.... I saw it fall out of the corner of my eye while I was searching through the clothes. All of a sudden the license isn't so much of an issue. He says... "is this yours?" And with my best innocent face ever (or so I thought) I say "oh no, that's not mine! I don't know HOW that got in here. You know I was in the city with friends all weekend going to bars and stuff and I just stuffed everything into these bags in a hurry and I must have picked that up by mistake." He looked and me and damn if he didn't smile. I guess he thought my story or my fear or the whole thing was pretty funny. And then he gave me one of those smiles like he thought I was sorta cute. I'm like "I'm so sorry please don't take me to jail." So he made me get back in the car and he went to his car (I never did find that damn license until I got home)... he was in his car for what seemed like an eternity. The whole time I'm just wondering who I'm gonna call to come and get me out of jail in New Jersey. Finally he comes back and hands me two tickets... one for speeding, one for not finding my license... a total of a few hundred bucks... and he tells me I was lucky this time and to drive the speed limit from now on. I took those tickets like they were a gift. Thank God I'm a girl... I think it's the only thing that saved me from jail that day. Oh yeah, I waited til I was back in New York State to light up again. :}

TheHempress · #2 (**permalink**) 02-02-2003, 07:08 AM

sometimes it is nice being a girl when you can get away with things like that...or you can always make yourself cry! that's what I do

smokinokie · #3 (**permalink**) 02-02-2003, 07:12 AM

Awww you women get all the breaks.

I feel what ya mean on the amoeba like state!

Kewl story!

Kwaidan · #4 (**permalink**) 02-02-2003, 07:20 AM

you know, goddess, I was thinking about trying to cry but I was too happily stoned!

TheHempress · #5 (**permalink**) 02-02-2003, 07:21 AM

yeah, its hard for me to fake crying too when I'm stoned..I guess all my tear ducts are dried up, or something

Kwaidan · #6 (**permalink**) 02-02-2003, 07:21 AM

you know, goddess, I was thinking about trying to cry but I was too happily stoned!

And smokinokie... the fine amoeba like state included eating crackers out of each other's belly buttons (well and tequila too)

Kwaidan · #7 (**permalink**) 02-02-2003, 07:22 AM

you know, goddess, I was thinking about trying to cry but I was too happily stoned!

And smokinokie... the fine amoeba like state included eating crackers out of each other's belly buttons (well and tequila too) cuz we were too lazy to find glasses, I guess

Kwaidan · #8 (**permalink**) 02-02-2003, 07:24 AM

Damn I thought I was editng the same post , sorry

TheHempress · #9 (**permalink**) 02-02-2003, 07:25 AM

LOL, I thought it was a bit odd..hehehe

supafly · #10 (**permalink**) 02-06-2003, 10:02 PM

anyway, great story. i sometimes wish i were a girl so i could get away with shit

peace

highawatha · #11 (**permalink**) 02-07-2003, 11:21 PM

lucky,lucky,girl....whata buzz kill eh?

two of our friends were caught tokkin by the police...a guy a and girl....the asks them if their high, and the dude says " i was untill the moment your lights came on"......dude got arrested. and the girl had to catch a ride home because the cop said he was sure she was smoking also.
btw I CAN NEVER GET OUT OF A TICKET!

peace

smokinokie · #12 (**permalink**) 02-08-2003, 06:14 AM

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Originally posted by Kwaidan
And smokinokie... the fine amoeba like state included eating crackers out of each other's belly buttons (well and tequila too) cuz we were too lazy to find glasses, I guess

Okay. Maybe I did'nt EXACTLY feel ya on the amoeba like state.

smokin&tokin · #13 (**permalink**) 02-08-2003, 09:56 PM

hehehe, im glad im a girl too.

GRiM420 · #14 (**permalink**) 02-16-2003, 08:36 PM

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Originally posted by highawatha
lucky,lucky,girl....whata buzz kill eh?

two of our friends were caught tokkin by the police...a guy a and girl....the asks them if their high, and the dude says " i was untill the moment your lights came on"......dude got arrested. and the girl had to catch a ride home because the cop said he was sure she was smoking also.
btw I CAN NEVER GET OUT OF A TICKET!

peace

HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!! Man thats the funniest shit i ever heard. man im laughing my ass off for hours! dude kwaiden did you get to keep your bud or did the bastard keep it for himself?

SirBobbo · #15 (**permalink**) 07-13-2008, 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by smokinokie

Okay. Maybe I did'nt EXACTLY feel ya on the amoeba like state.

I do. And I'm dude. Lol.

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#1 (permalink) 02-02-2003, 07:03 AM
Kwaidan Registered User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 45	my funny weed story Once upon a time... oh wait, wrong story. Back in the mid 90s I was teaching at Ithaca College in NY. I had some great friends in NYC and every now and then I would go to the city for what we called WWW (women's wasted weekends) ...although it was never just women anyway, I had the bright idea to use a college car for the trip... you know, save wear and tear on my own car. So I checked out a car and drove to Manhattan and WWW commenced.... I think that was the weekend we invented the phrase "amoeba like state" because after all we imbibed that was what our state was. At the end of the weekend I couldn't find my suitcase thingy so I just stuffed everything into a garbage bag and threw it into the trunk of the car. Anyway..... I was driving home and was going through New Jersey, just outside Newark. I was tokin and driving, I love to drive and smoke, just buzzing along when what do you know.. New Jersey State Trooper flashing behind me. Talk about a buzz kill. So I pull over, wondering just how red my eyes are .... and by this time I am shaking all over. The copy gets out of his car and walks toward mine.... he is this huge (over six feet) black guy and when I see him in the rear view mirror all I can think is... OMG I am going to jail in Newark! And I am in the college's car! Shit, I'm gonng lose my job... damn damn damn... So he asks me for my license and registration... okay well the registration is in the glove box and he sees that the car belongs to the college. He asks if I work there, I try to look convincing as I nod yes. I am scrabbling all around the car (Just before I pulled over I put my pipe under the seat)...l ooking for my god damn license, can't find it anywhere. He waits patiently for a few minutes.... I am losing it more and more with each minute and where the hell is that damn license! I am sure he can smell the pot smoke lingering in the car even though I turned the fan on full blast. Finally I tell him I think my license must be in the trunk. He says okay get out and find it. So (this is after about 10 minutes of looking for it in the car)..... I open the trunk and he is right beside me and I swear he laughed when he saw my garbage bags full of stuff. So i'm pullling out clothes and throwing them aside.... looking in the pockets of all my pants for that damn license... and a little baggie falls out and lands on the ground.... I saw it fall out of the corner of my eye while I was searching through the clothes. All of a sudden the license isn't so much of an issue. He says... "is this yours?" And with my best innocent face ever (or so I thought) I say "oh no, that's not mine! I don't know HOW that got in here. You know I was in the city with friends all weekend going to bars and stuff and I just stuffed everything into these bags in a hurry and I must have picked that up by mistake." He looked and me and damn if he didn't smile. I guess he thought my story or my fear or the whole thing was pretty funny. And then he gave me one of those smiles like he thought I was sorta cute. I'm like "I'm so sorry please don't take me to jail." So he made me get back in the car and he went to his car (I never did find that damn license until I got home)... he was in his car for what seemed like an eternity. The whole time I'm just wondering who I'm gonna call to come and get me out of jail in New Jersey. Finally he comes back and hands me two tickets... one for speeding, one for not finding my license... a total of a few hundred bucks... and he tells me I was lucky this time and to drive the speed limit from now on. I took those tickets like they were a gift. Thank God I'm a girl... I think it's the only thing that saved me from jail that day. Oh yeah, I waited til I was back in New York State to light up again. :}

#2 (permalink) 02-02-2003, 07:08 AM
TheHempress You're not the chosen one Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: 4200 Super Moderator Blvd., Grasscity Pennsylvania, 17420 Posts: 11,950 Blog Entries: 8	sometimes it is nice being a girl when you can get away with things like that...or you can always make yourself cry! that's what I do __________________ Now baby, baby, baby this world must seem so immense compared to the womb and baby, baby, baby your head must seem so much smaller than you assumed the whole world seems to center around you it'd be easy to make the mistake that maybe you're why the world was made

#3 (permalink) 02-02-2003, 07:12 AM
smokinokie BaldHippeeRedneck Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Bewilderment near the State of Confusion Posts: 1,441	Awww you women get all the breaks. I feel what ya mean on the amoeba like state! Kewl story! __________________ There is no darkness, only an absence of light.

#4 (permalink) 02-02-2003, 07:20 AM
Kwaidan Registered User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 45	you know, goddess, I was thinking about trying to cry but I was too happily stoned!

#5 (permalink) 02-02-2003, 07:21 AM
TheHempress You're not the chosen one Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: 4200 Super Moderator Blvd., Grasscity Pennsylvania, 17420 Posts: 11,950 Blog Entries: 8	yeah, its hard for me to fake crying too when I'm stoned..I guess all my tear ducts are dried up, or something __________________ Now baby, baby, baby this world must seem so immense compared to the womb and baby, baby, baby your head must seem so much smaller than you assumed the whole world seems to center around you it'd be easy to make the mistake that maybe you're why the world was made

#6 (permalink) 02-02-2003, 07:21 AM
Kwaidan Registered User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 45	you know, goddess, I was thinking about trying to cry but I was too happily stoned! And smokinokie... the fine amoeba like state included eating crackers out of each other's belly buttons (well and tequila too)

#7 (permalink) 02-02-2003, 07:22 AM
Kwaidan Registered User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 45	you know, goddess, I was thinking about trying to cry but I was too happily stoned! And smokinokie... the fine amoeba like state included eating crackers out of each other's belly buttons (well and tequila too) cuz we were too lazy to find glasses, I guess

#8 (permalink) 02-02-2003, 07:24 AM
Kwaidan Registered User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 45	Damn I thought I was editng the same post , sorry

#9 (permalink) 02-02-2003, 07:25 AM
TheHempress You're not the chosen one Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: 4200 Super Moderator Blvd., Grasscity Pennsylvania, 17420 Posts: 11,950 Blog Entries: 8	LOL, I thought it was a bit odd..hehehe __________________ Now baby, baby, baby this world must seem so immense compared to the womb and baby, baby, baby your head must seem so much smaller than you assumed the whole world seems to center around you it'd be easy to make the mistake that maybe you're why the world was made

#10 (permalink) 02-06-2003, 10:02 PM
supafly straight trippin' ... Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 440	anyway, great story. i sometimes wish i were a girl so i could get away with shit peace __________________ They can take our lives, but they can never take our freedom-Braveheart Won't you help to sing these songs of freedom- Bob Marley What a long strange trip its been...

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#11 (permalink) 02-07-2003, 11:21 PM
highawatha super girl Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: smalltown Posts: 3,227	lucky,lucky,girl....whata buzz kill eh? two of our friends were caught tokkin by the police...a guy a and girl....the asks them if their high, and the dude says " i was untill the moment your lights came on"......dude got arrested. and the girl had to catch a ride home because the cop said he was sure she was smoking also. btw I CAN NEVER GET OUT OF A TICKET! peace __________________ reputation is made in a moment, character is built over a lifetime.

#13 (permalink) 02-08-2003, 09:56 PM
smokin&tokin Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,838	hehehe, im glad im a girl too.