harassed by gym teacher

[Mindless~!~?]

Well not really harassment, but enough to get me going, and write a story on it.


I was in gym when my gym teacher came up to me in class (im not on good grounds with this guy, he has no respect for me, but i never knew he new i smoked pot) he asked if i was going into foot ball, i said no.

"oh well thats good, because i wouldent let you on my team,"

"... why is that,"

"you do drugs,"

"how would you know,"

"i have my sources people tell me things,"

"well who told you not that i am offended, i would just liek to know,"

"i cant tell you that because then i wouldnt have a source anymore"

"hmmm...,"

"you do know your a addict,"

"No i am not,"

"I bet you cant hold up not smoking for a month,"

"Heh, kinda funny i already have not smoked for more than 2 months at a time, i dont really care, life is just more enjoyable with natural products in my body,"

"Wow a few months, you think that makes you not a addict?"

"Honestly i am not addicted to one thing, you dont under stand addiction very well then?"

.... some talking goes on between on of my other class mates and himself...

"foot ball aside and everything i dont want to see you droped out of school on the side of the road with no shit because you sold it for drugs trying to light up a joint,"

(what i should have said is "... actully kinda funny story.... the very drug i smoke, can make beautiful shirts, as a matter in fact i could grow drugs and clothes at the same time, 2 birds with one stone, eh?) but i thought of that about 5 seconds after i said this.

"I dont ever want to be that person and i wont ever be that person, there is nothing in marijuana addicting, i have nothing to get addicted on, other than video games because trust me its the person not the weed."

"no but you will smoke weed and then run out of money so you will go for cheaper ways to get high, like crack,"

"trust me i wont,"

"also what are your marks at?" ( now i dont mind if he asks me my marks, but not infront of a whole fitness center)

"i dont know,"

"well you have to know what are they, are they failing?"

"well i dont know,"

"how dont you know,"

"well i know i am passing L.A, i need it for college, and i am working on my social so i can get into the college,"

"but how dont you know your marks,"

"i dont have my marks down on paper yet,"

"YOU HAVENT PICKED UP YOUR MARKS AT THE STUDENT SERVICES YET?." *laughing*

"no, there were some complications with my text books..."

*****Then he went on to ramble about that shit...

" i bet you that you cant not smoke for a month,"

"alright, what do you want to bet on?"

"lunch?"

"sure?"




Pritty fucked up, and the thing is i skipped last year way to much, and now i cant get into college with my marks so i have to go back for some subjects, and gym is one because without it my averge goes down like 25%

[Trailblazer420]

The guy sounds like an asshole. But you are dropping smoking for a month just so you can... prove a point? Except you wouldn't be proving a point? After that month, he will just call you an addict again because you start up again. The next time you encounter such a situation, turn it on its head; call him on an addiction. Say, Mr. Teacher, do you masturbate? Have you ever gone a month without it? I'd say you are addicted. Etc. You can also do it with coffee, candy, whatever.

[sky dog]

Ah gym class. Good times. My gym teacher in high school was actually pretty cool. His brother used to fight in the UFC.

The first twenty minutes of class was usually free time where you could do whatever you wanted to get warmed up and ready for the main activity. My friends usually played basketball, but I hated it, so I usually chilled with this kid who was a grade lower but also in one of my art classes. We smoked a bowl one time walking the track outside. But our teacher knew that we were heads so he'd always joke around with us. He'd come over and try to be all intimidating, but the harder he tried to look tough the funnier he was.

[CptDankNuggets]

I think the question that were all wondering is how does he know you puff, I mean what the Fuck, you got to find that out and confront the person that told him or something.

[Chaohinon]

We all have our niches. He is a gym teacher, hence rationality is probably not his forte. However, if he ever offers advice on how to throw a red ball at a fat kid, I reccomend you listen.

[Bukley]

how do u know tht he tokes up?

lol the first time i got caught was in gym, i was smiling the whole time and i decided puting on lacross eye protection(looks like a football helmets bars but more) and my teacher called me out and asked loud as shit are you high, and she laughed she said my eyes were bloodshot like a stop sign, she was cool about it, told me to sign up for a saterday detention but i didnt, and we giggled about it afterclass lol

that gym teacher is a douche bag go spike his coffee with some viagra so he will have a boner the whole day -and since gym teachers usually where those very light pants itle be like straight out! hahaha....im pretty smart lol

[Reggin]

Originally Posted by Bukley

how do u know tht he tokes up?

lol the first time i got caught was in gym, i was smiling the whole time and i decided puting on lacross eye protection(looks like a football helmets bars but more) and my teacher called me out and asked loud as shit are you high, and she laughed she said my eyes were bloodshot like a stop sign, she was cool about it, told me to sign up for a saterday detention but i didnt, and we giggled about it afterclass lol

that gym teacher is a douche bag go spike his coffee with some viagra so he will have a boner the whole day -and since gym teachers usually where those very light pants itle be like straight out! hahaha....im pretty smart lol

If you're still in HS and you toke up, trust me, all of the staff knows. They have ways, everybody has ways that works in the school system, you would be surprised at what they hear.

[Grim_X_Reefer]

Originally Posted by Reggin

If you're still in HS and you toke up, trust me, all of the staff knows. They have ways, everybody has ways that works in the school system, you would be surprised at what they hear.

What do you think they talk about at their lunches?


Anyways, I can't top laughing at this sentance:

"... cheaper ways to get high, like crack."

hahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tokey The Bear]

My health teacher was like that pretty much. He would always give me detentions and have me sit outside and watch them all practice. And our football team was horrible lol. but just to piss him off i would wear a bob marley hoodie with bob smoking a joint and a pot leaf on the sleeve. And id come to class with a book on the history of cannibis and just make sure the binding where it had the title would be facing him. But then i found out he had a D.U.I On his record. And our health teachers. Are our drivers ed teachers too lol. so i told him about that and he didnt say anything else to me again.

[danwasbored]

you can access public court records you know.

find some dirt on him.

that'll teach him, asshole.

[KEEPONTOKING]

Originally Posted by danwasbored

you can access public court records you know.

find some dirt on him.

that'll teach him, asshole.

Best idea in the whole thread

+rep if i can

[infinity]

Buddy deserves a nice boot to the face for acting like such a know it all prick. Please be the one to give him that boot. People like him dont deserve to live. They always have to be right and thats when you just pull out your boot. Seriously im not even joking here....

[Radar]

hahahahaha Viagra in the coffee. seriously dude you should do that, i hate gym teachers. always trying to make me participate , screw them.

[Cali Ounces]

one time the gym teacher at my old hs put this smartmouthed asshole kid in a chokehold sorta thing. i dont blame him even i wanted to beat this kids ass for being annoying. anyways turns out a couple months later his house burned down. . .
and dont trip man almost all male PE teachers are fucking dicks with machismo issues

[high as hell]

My senior year physics teacher didn't care about his job at all, and would let people just skip or come in late really stoned. He passed out a worksheet in the beginning of class, one person would do it, and everyone else just copied. We turned the worksheet in at the end of class. People would walk out and drive over and get some food nearby, or drive around a smoke a joint. Cool guy