Worst Ex's Stories! Share yours!

[Fadetoblack]

So I was on a game today, and a bunch of us were just talking about all the nasty X's we have had in the past. I thought it would be great to share with the city and find out some other funny break up's and stuff. Here is mine:

My X-girlfriend of mine for a year, cheated on me a few days before we broke up. Now this girl was a Nimpho. She loved sex, so her guilt didnt get in the way of her asking me for some. Anyways, my best friend told me in school what happened. And it was him who fucked her (big long story). Anyways, that day after school, i decided i wanted to be a little kinky, so i pulled out some handcuffs..... Now she was happy at this point, the slut was getting nailed. So I put on the cuffs, and wispered in her ear "I know what you did, its over" then left her.... 10 hours later when her mother returned from working all night, she found her daughter naked and handcuffed to her bed....

Another psyco i dated thought i was cheating on her, because another girl and I were chilling at my house just watching a movie, now im a loyal guy and would never cheat. So my girl comes over, see's us on the couch doing NOTHING and starts to flip out. I told her she was out of control and needed to leave. She grabbed my Car Keys for my 98' Volvo S70 GLT. The car is worth over 10,000$.... Well she takes it and drives it right into a brick wall. as soon as i heard the engine start i knew it was over.

Share yours city!

[ZergRush]

Back in high school a broad i was dating banged one of my best friends at some party. Her reason "I drank too much". Which i find funny considering my friend was sober. So i call her a dumb cunt, she spits on me, i push her into a wall and after school i get the shit kicked out of me by my friend that fucked her and 2 other dudes. So not only did i lose a REALLY good friend but a girlfriend. Time to time i see her around and i just laugh considering my ex-friend cheated on her when she was pregnant with his kid. Karma is a bastard i guess.

[Evilpig]

Originally Posted by Fadetoblack

i decided i wanted to be a little kinky, so i pulled out some handcuffs..... Now she was happy at this point, the slut was getting nailed. So I put on the cuffs, and wispered in her ear "I know what you did, its over" then left her.... 10 hours later when her mother returned from working all night, she found her daughter naked and handcuffed to her bed....

HAHAHAHA. Revenge to the max! +rep

[KillerSmoke]

Awesome with the handcuffs, you fucked her day up good. Literally.

[Reggin]

Dude. Genius. Pure genius.

But the whole car thing...what did you do? Legal actions...etc?

[Fadetoblack]

Yeah, I was only 16 at the time, so my dad went over to her fathers house and made him pay for all the damages or he would sue the fuck out of them. They payed for it, My car got fixed and my dad over charged them so I got a few nice things put in the car haha.

[SixFeetUnd3r]

haha this is a good thread.. too bad ive never dated a crazy bitch tho

[br3ad_]

My one ex was totally against me doing drugs, so i stopped tokin and poppin all the E's..

One night i was at my house with a couple of people rollin on some E-bos and she comes walking into my room and flips out on me..Im like "Listen bitch, i love drugs, and they love me.."

So she turned around and walked out, started spreadin rumors at my work about me bein shit in bed..So anyways, one day at work this chick comes up to me and shes like "So, i hear you suck in the sack.."

Im like "Well, if you wanna believe that, you can..If your willing, i'll prove that statement wrong..."

Next thing you know, were fuckin in the staff bathroom at work..

Fun times

[Tokamano8o]

Originally Posted by br3ad_

My one ex was totally against me doing drugs, so i stopped tokin and poppin all the E's..

One night i was at my house with a couple of people rollin on some E-bos and she comes walking into my room and flips out on me..Im like "Listen bitch, i love drugs, and they love me.."

So she turned around and walked out, started spreadin rumors at my work about me bein shit in bed..So anyways, one day at work this chick comes up to me and shes like "So, i hear you suck in the sack.."

Im like "Well, if you wanna believe that, you can..If your willing, i'll prove that statement wrong..."

Next thing you know, were fuckin in the staff bathroom at work..

Fun times

Wow thats great.

[stickyone13]

man, you guys win. here's my worst story:

It just so happened that 4 years in a row me and this other girl go to the same camp. Nothing ever happens between us at the camp, cause my buddy was into her, but we got really close, wrote letters and shit. Girl said in just about every letter how much she wanted to marry me. Anyway, over time, the letters slow down and eventually stop.

3-4 years later, she randomly sees me on AIM (I've had the same screenname since the 6th grade), and we start chatting. Eventually she's like, "would it be weird if i called you?" I said "nah" so she called that night. 8 am and we're still talking. that first month i used 2500 night minutes, talking almost exclusively to her. it was fuckin nuts. So we're spending hours upon hours on the phone every night. Generally if i'm dating a girl, I won't see her/talk to her more than thrice a week, and that's if i'm thinking she might be one i'd like to keep around. So our phone relationship was like the equivalent of several months if not a year in real life (I actually mapquested it from my house to hers, exactly 1,000 miles). So I decide to go see her. she's fuckin stoked.

It was a long weekend, 4 day trip. she picks me up at the airport, we get some food, and then just chill at her place, make out a little, nothing more (gotta be a gentleman). the next day she takes me around campus, we chill with all her friends, and I get along great with all of them. She tells me that night how much they all love me.

The next day she's in class all day, so i just fuck around doing whatever. she's supposed to call me when she gets out at like 4, then we're gonna get ready, go get dinner/drinks at a jazz club, paint the town red, whatever. she doesn't call. I get bored at about 6, so i walk to the record store down the street, pick up the latest Cursive cd. when i come back, she's packing a bag.

"Oh there you are! I thought you left." she says. come to find out she's going to her grandmother's house for the night. Bitch left me at her apartment for the entire night, by myself, with nothing to do. she didn't even have cable. And 30 minutes before, the only other people I knew there had invited me to a concert 30 minutes away, but i turned them down cause i had plans. that was the most miserable night of my life to that point. sitting by myself in a tiny apartment with no food, nothing on tv, and like 3 pop cd's to listen to. I've never smoked so many cigarettes in one night in my life. 2.5 packs.

The next day i had plans with friends, and nowhere to put my bags, so i left them at her place. She doesn't answer the phone when i call, so for 6 hours i can't get my shit.

I talked to her again like 3 months later, and basically, she's just a crazy bitch. In her words, "Everything was too perfect. You showed up, looked great, got along famously with all my friends, and it was just too fucking real." so she ran. that was a shit-ton of wasted frequent flier miles, that's for damn sure.

[Fadetoblack]

sounds like a good girl man, but it sounds like she was scared to commit to such a long distant thing. I would be so ripshit if some girl did that to me. but +rep for being a gent the world needs more guys like us that respect girls and don't use them as sex objects.

[stickyone13]

she was a decent girl, smokin hot (just a WEE bit too skinny, so down the line after a kid or two, that body'll be BANGIN), hella cool, just really really damaged. We ended up talkin again a few months after that, as friends, and as she's letting me into the depths of her psychological problems, daddy issues, shitty high school boyfriends, the whole nine, she tells me this story about how she's been talking to my best friend and is going to go visit him, and she's thinking about dating him. I naturally flip out a little, call him up, and he's like, "dude, what the hell? I haven't talked to her since before you went to visit her. If she's coming here, it's news to me." So I went back, talked to her, and she admitted she made the whole thing up, to see if i'd get jealous. I wasn't really jealous, just pissed off that my best friend would do that, knowing full well i wasn't over her yet. We haven't spoken since.

Oh, and +rep for being a gent as well/giving me my 3rd rep bar. that was all you, buddy!

[Fadetoblack]

haha, anytime man.

[Grim_X_Reefer]

I once dated this girl (she's still my dealer, actually), and we were into some serious level of love (wink wink), but she wouldn't do that thing that all guys like . When I tried to talk to her about it, she would remain silent . I asked when she was stoned, and she would still remain silent . Well, one day, I decided to pay her a suprise visit (actually, I was just really horney becuse of the dirty text messages she sent me earlier ). I walk in the door, and it hits me. Nothing - no smoke, no weed smell (which is VERY unusual), just nothing. So I walk into her living room to grab myself a few ounces (rememeber, we were dating, so I got what I wanted for free ), and guess what the fuck I saw?


I saw here snorting coke off of a "clients" hard on, and they were both naked, standing in front of the windows. I slapped the coke off of the dude's dick, said "it's over", and stormed outta there. I came back the next day, with her in her bathrobe, and stormed into the house, grabbed two pounds, and left. As I was on my way out, she was like "what the fucking hell?" and I told her "Shut up ho, it's alimony, BITCH!"

[gord420]

Those stories are exactly why I totally avoid relationships.