smoking and usage

The Big C · #1 (**permalink**) 02-01-2007, 08:04 PM

Hi All

Posted a few RE: my childhood, smoking in my parents house with all my friend everynight etc....

Anyway, one night (we were about 14-15 I'm now 37) my friends were all going home, stoned to fuck, smoke wafting down the stairs after us all, me leading the way with big grins on our faces. Karen (a REAL tripped out hippy chick, totally like "Wow, Groovy etc... when she got stoned) was behind me. She said as a joke, "Imagine if the garda were outside the door when you opened it Ciarán"?

Now, this is where I have to be Very, Very careful what I say here, hmmm.........Lets just say, a member of my family was involved in the struggle for my countries freedom from the english in Northern Ireland.

Anyway, when I opened the door there was a garda car parked outside the house!!!

I couldnt believe it. I thought I was halucinating from too much

!!

I stood there with the door wide open, 5-6 friends stoned out of their bonces lined up on my stairs, giggling etc (u know the craic that goes on when your stoned?) praying my Man or Dad didnt come out to see what was going on and me thinking, Oooo Kaayyy, what do I do now

.

I slammed the door, turned around and tried (without panicking) to tell me friends that the garda are outside. WHAT reaction do you think I got????
YEAH, EXACTLY they all burst out laughing!!! What did you expect???

Anyway, enough to say I got them all back into my bedroom, we had a few more smokes & listened to the garda scum trying to hassle my ****

Hard To Believe, I Know. But it IS a true story!

Any others would be cool

Thanks All

PS Tiocfaidh Ár Lá (Irish For: Our Day Will Come)

Eclipse_Shadow · #2 (**permalink**) 02-01-2007, 08:18 PM

I was sitting in my parent's house with a un-used glass bowl, checking it out. I was sitting at a desk, with a computer and my mom comes up to ask me about some stuff. The whole i was sitting there with the bowl on my lap and some how the bowl was obscured by the desk and my mom never saw it.

mushroomsatsuji · #3 (**permalink**) 02-01-2007, 09:43 PM

Im not a heavy smoker so the closest I got to being caught was a few months ago. I live in dorms so they do random room searches. Most people here smoke so they try to search often. This was in my first semester, just got some bud, and I was about to smoke. So I had about a 4th when I heard a knock on the door. Thinking it was a friend I went and opened it and the it was the housing people doing room checks. We have a appartment style dorms so I had my own room and the bad was just sitting on my desk. So as they were lookin at the living aera, I went to my room and got a 'smelly proof' bag( I recommend these to anyone, you couldnt even smell skunk in that) I put my weed in there and put it in my shoe(first thing that came to my mind). Anyway, they came in, looked around and left. My heart was racing at about a thousand miles an hour. After that, to calm myself down, I loaded a bowl

MoBUD · #4 (**permalink**) 02-01-2007, 10:33 PM

When I got searched by the Police, I had a gram in my pocket, and when he answered a call on his radio I threw it on the ground and stepped on it. He checked all my shit and let me go, so I made like I was talking on the phone. He left, I got my G, and everything was cool.

The Big C · #5 (**permalink**) 02-02-2007, 12:17 AM

Thanks for the replies. Love the idea of you guys in the states going to college (E.G. GREASE, I KNOW , Corny Bullshit)

.

But in Ireland, it is only possible for " joe soaps" like myself to go to college in the last 10 years or so. It was only the rich/well off went to college in this country.

Thanks for the replies guys

mortal_kombat · #6 (**permalink**) 02-02-2007, 06:27 AM

Man, this reminds me of something that happened to my kid brother last year.

Well, my little bro was playing css and had a bowl in his hand and was smoking. He and my friend were duking it out on some sick ass sniping map. Well, my bro was taking care of my aunts dog for awhile and this night happens to be the night that she picks her fucken dog up. Well she didn't come earlier, so he figured she sure as hell isn't gonna come at 9:30pm. Big fucken mistake. My lil' bro was fucken higher than high, and my aunt calls my mom to say that she was gonna pick up the dog. My mom knocks my brothers door and tries to open it. My bro locked the door before toking up (Idiot). Well, my mom questions why the door was locked and he is forced to say that he was looking at porn! Oh the shame! His room stunk, but he still got away with it! Genius!

The Big C · #7 (**permalink**) 02-02-2007, 10:41 AM

LMAO!! Loooking at porn!!!

Think my Mam would of rather heard I was smoking weed!!!

Thanks mortal_kombat

junkiedays · #8 (**permalink**) 02-02-2007, 03:39 PM

The closest I've came is when I got pulled over out the the middle of no where because 3 sheriffs were out there looking for some dumbass kids who were shooting off guns and fireworks. 3 of my friends and I had just finished smoking a bowl, I had a bunch of pills on me just sitting in my purse, probably a gram or so of cocaine, and all my friends had their weed and shit on them. I would have ended up in uber trouble if I'd been searched.

But the cop says "Do you mind if I have a look around? Make sure you don't have any guns or fireworks?" I thought for a second, rolled down the back windows, and told him "You can shine your flashlight in through the back window and see that I don't have any guns or fireworks in here." He looked at me for a second like that wasn't quite the answer he expected, but he did it, didn't find anything, and they let us go.

I accidently ashed my cigarette on him when he was giving me my license back, good thing he was already letting us go...

stickyone13 · #9 (**permalink**) 02-03-2007, 12:24 AM

the closest i've came without actually getting caught was when some friends came by, the brought the bud, while my parents were out of town for the night. the next night, we're ready for a bowl, and everyone's looking around like, "who has the bud?" no one had it. turns out whoever loaded the last bowl left it sitting out in my garage, on some boxes at eye level for my mom as she gets out of her car! a fat, pungeant sack at that. so i rush home to get a jacket, and the bud was still there.

sativahybrid024 · #10 (**permalink**) 02-03-2007, 02:18 AM

Wow, i think i posted this story but i cant find it.......so if its sloppy i appoligize. I was coming from outa town with 4os of beasters as my stash. I got pulled over for speeding, the cop asked if i had anything illegeal and then named off some illegeal things.....i cynicly replied "no not today" and he laughed and went back to his cruiser and wrote me 3 tickets, one for speeding, one for my truck having a 8in lift, and one for my headlights and tail lights (aftermarket). I thank god he didnt search because it was in an empty chainsaw case

splitn phillies · #11 (**permalink**) 02-03-2007, 03:53 AM

the other day i had my freshly used glasspipe in my pocket & my sac of buds, and i want to the kitchen and my mother looks at me horrible and says it smell like weeeed...alot! and i was like damnit i should put it away.b ut she didnt find anything

Tokamano8o · #12 (**permalink**) 02-03-2007, 03:57 AM

Hi once rolled a blunt in a bathroom stall at the mall when a cop was taking a shit in the stall right next to me and i saw him through a little hole in the wall( and no i wasnt watching him)

Cali Ounces · #13 (**permalink**) 02-03-2007, 04:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tokamano8o

Hi once rolled a blunt in a bathroom stall at the mall when a cop was taking a shit in the stall right next to me and i saw him through a little hole in the wall( and no i wasnt watching him)

i rolled a blunt in the church bathroom stall of my friend's wedding, got fucking shake all over my tux lol

ButThen1GotHigh · #14 (**permalink**) 02-03-2007, 08:55 AM

ok I got one back in highschool me and my friend decided to go smoke during lunch but we couldnt think of somewhere to go on campus so we decide to goto the dugout we go out there my freind fills the bowl and were just about ready to light it and heres the conversation.
friend:Ok lemme se your lighter
me: I thought you had the lighter.
friend:well I got one in my locker we can go get.
me

k
So we start to walk out of the dougout and we turnaround the corner and thers a security guard walking towards us me and my friend flip so here is that convo.
SG: what are you guys doing back here
friend:just looking for places to eat lunch
SG:why dont you eat lunch in the cafiteria
me

laughing and giggling while i say this)cause the kids in the cafitreia beat us up.
SG:well if you guys ever have trouble with bully come tell a teacher or a SG. but you guys arent alowwed to eat out here. now get back inside.
me&friend

k so we walk inside and vow to never smoke on campus again.

Character0 · #15 (**permalink**) 02-03-2007, 03:08 PM

Well, I got caught before but I will tell you a story on before I got caught. I was 14(im 18 now) and at my best friends sisters wedding. We both went out to smoke a fat j and we did it behind a bunch of cars. My dad walks out of the party and starts walkin towards us. We sprinted our asses of and never got caught.

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#1 (permalink) 02-01-2007, 08:04 PM
The Big C Registered User Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 613	Closest You Came To Getting Caught? Hi All Posted a few RE: my childhood, smoking in my parents house with all my friend everynight etc.... Anyway, one night (we were about 14-15 I'm now 37) my friends were all going home, stoned to fuck, smoke wafting down the stairs after us all, me leading the way with big grins on our faces. Karen (a REAL tripped out hippy chick, totally like "Wow, Groovy etc... when she got stoned) was behind me. She said as a joke, "Imagine if the garda were outside the door when you opened it Ciarán"? Now, this is where I have to be Very, Very careful what I say here, hmmm.........Lets just say, a member of my family was involved in the struggle for my countries freedom from the english in Northern Ireland. Anyway, when I opened the door there was a garda car parked outside the house!!! I couldnt believe it. I thought I was halucinating from too much !! I stood there with the door wide open, 5-6 friends stoned out of their bonces lined up on my stairs, giggling etc (u know the craic that goes on when your stoned?) praying my Man or Dad didnt come out to see what was going on and me thinking, Oooo Kaayyy, what do I do now. I slammed the door, turned around and tried (without panicking) to tell me friends that the garda are outside. WHAT reaction do you think I got???? YEAH, EXACTLY they all burst out laughing!!! What did you expect??? Anyway, enough to say I got them all back into my bedroom, we had a few more smokes & listened to the garda scum trying to hassle my ** Hard To Believe, I Know. But it IS a true story! Any others would be cool Thanks All PS Tiocfaidh Ár Lá (Irish For: Our Day Will Come)**

#2 (permalink) 02-01-2007, 08:18 PM
Eclipse_Shadow Registered User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 144	I was sitting in my parent's house with a un-used glass bowl, checking it out. I was sitting at a desk, with a computer and my mom comes up to ask me about some stuff. The whole i was sitting there with the bowl on my lap and some how the bowl was obscured by the desk and my mom never saw it. __________________ All you have to do is follow the worms. They used to have pulses in them But impulse has made the strong Evaporated the fur Because it covers them If you only knew the plans they had for us

#3 (permalink) 02-01-2007, 09:43 PM
mushroomsatsuji exquisitely empty Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chicago Posts: 3,335	Im not a heavy smoker so the closest I got to being caught was a few months ago. I live in dorms so they do random room searches. Most people here smoke so they try to search often. This was in my first semester, just got some bud, and I was about to smoke. So I had about a 4th when I heard a knock on the door. Thinking it was a friend I went and opened it and the it was the housing people doing room checks. We have a appartment style dorms so I had my own room and the bad was just sitting on my desk. So as they were lookin at the living aera, I went to my room and got a 'smelly proof' bag( I recommend these to anyone, you couldnt even smell skunk in that) I put my weed in there and put it in my shoe(first thing that came to my mind). Anyway, they came in, looked around and left. My heart was racing at about a thousand miles an hour. After that, to calm myself down, I loaded a bowl

#4 (permalink) 02-01-2007, 10:33 PM
MoBUD Registered User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 237	When I got searched by the Police, I had a gram in my pocket, and when he answered a call on his radio I threw it on the ground and stepped on it. He checked all my shit and let me go, so I made like I was talking on the phone. He left, I got my G, and everything was cool. __________________ Originally Posted by DirtyPete "And yay God said to Abraham, take this herb and with fire consume it, for it is the dankest of dank. Seriousely Abe, you gotta try this shit. I'm baked off my ass right now" - Luke 1:34

#5 (permalink) 02-02-2007, 12:17 AM
The Big C Registered User Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 613	Thanks for the replies. Love the idea of you guys in the states going to college (E.G. GREASE, I KNOW , Corny Bullshit). But in Ireland, it is only possible for " joe soaps" like myself to go to college in the last 10 years or so. It was only the rich/well off went to college in this country. Thanks for the replies guys

#6 (permalink) 02-02-2007, 06:27 AM
mortal_kombat I'm probably Stoned Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Whittier Posts: 54	Man, this reminds me of something that happened to my kid brother last year. Well, my little bro was playing css and had a bowl in his hand and was smoking. He and my friend were duking it out on some sick ass sniping map. Well, my bro was taking care of my aunts dog for awhile and this night happens to be the night that she picks her fucken dog up. Well she didn't come earlier, so he figured she sure as hell isn't gonna come at 9:30pm. Big fucken mistake. My lil' bro was fucken higher than high, and my aunt calls my mom to say that she was gonna pick up the dog. My mom knocks my brothers door and tries to open it. My bro locked the door before toking up (Idiot). Well, my mom questions why the door was locked and he is forced to say that he was looking at porn! Oh the shame! His room stunk, but he still got away with it! Genius!

#7 (permalink) 02-02-2007, 10:41 AM
The Big C Registered User Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 613	LMAO!! Loooking at porn!!! Think my Mam would of rather heard I was smoking weed!!! Thanks mortal_kombat

#8 (permalink) 02-02-2007, 03:39 PM
junkiedays wicked and weird Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Potland, Oregon Posts: 4,488	The closest I've came is when I got pulled over out the the middle of no where because 3 sheriffs were out there looking for some dumbass kids who were shooting off guns and fireworks. 3 of my friends and I had just finished smoking a bowl, I had a bunch of pills on me just sitting in my purse, probably a gram or so of cocaine, and all my friends had their weed and shit on them. I would have ended up in uber trouble if I'd been searched. But the cop says "Do you mind if I have a look around? Make sure you don't have any guns or fireworks?" I thought for a second, rolled down the back windows, and told him "You can shine your flashlight in through the back window and see that I don't have any guns or fireworks in here." He looked at me for a second like that wasn't quite the answer he expected, but he did it, didn't find anything, and they let us go. I accidently ashed my cigarette on him when he was giving me my license back, good thing he was already letting us go... __________________

#9 (permalink) 02-03-2007, 12:24 AM
stickyone13 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 1,814	the closest i've came without actually getting caught was when some friends came by, the brought the bud, while my parents were out of town for the night. the next night, we're ready for a bowl, and everyone's looking around like, "who has the bud?" no one had it. turns out whoever loaded the last bowl left it sitting out in my garage, on some boxes at eye level for my mom as she gets out of her car! a fat, pungeant sack at that. so i rush home to get a jacket, and the bud was still there.

#10 (permalink) 02-03-2007, 02:18 AM
sativahybrid024 crystaly herbismaximus Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: I need a whistle? Posts: 387	Wow, i think i posted this story but i cant find it.......so if its sloppy i appoligize. I was coming from outa town with 4os of beasters as my stash. I got pulled over for speeding, the cop asked if i had anything illegeal and then named off some illegeal things.....i cynicly replied "no not today" and he laughed and went back to his cruiser and wrote me 3 tickets, one for speeding, one for my truck having a 8in lift, and one for my headlights and tail lights (aftermarket). I thank god he didnt search because it was in an empty chainsaw case

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#11 (permalink) 02-03-2007, 03:53 AM
splitn phillies Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: tx Posts: 131	the other day i had my freshly used glasspipe in my pocket & my sac of buds, and i want to the kitchen and my mother looks at me horrible and says it smell like weeeed...alot! and i was like damnit i should put it away.b ut she didnt find anything

#12 (permalink) 02-03-2007, 03:57 AM
Tokamano8o Jersey boy Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 309	Hi once rolled a blunt in a bathroom stall at the mall when a cop was taking a shit in the stall right next to me and i saw him through a little hole in the wall( and no i wasnt watching him)

#14 (permalink) 02-03-2007, 08:55 AM
ButThen1GotHigh Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 167	ok I got one back in highschool me and my friend decided to go smoke during lunch but we couldnt think of somewhere to go on campus so we decide to goto the dugout we go out there my freind fills the bowl and were just about ready to light it and heres the conversation. friend:Ok lemme se your lighter me: I thought you had the lighter. friend:well I got one in my locker we can go get. mek So we start to walk out of the dougout and we turnaround the corner and thers a security guard walking towards us me and my friend flip so here is that convo. SG: what are you guys doing back here friend:just looking for places to eat lunch SG:why dont you eat lunch in the cafiteria melaughing and giggling while i say this)cause the kids in the cafitreia beat us up. SG:well if you guys ever have trouble with bully come tell a teacher or a SG. but you guys arent alowwed to eat out here. now get back inside. me&friendk so we walk inside and vow to never smoke on campus again.

#15 (permalink) 02-03-2007, 03:08 PM
Character0 Banned Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 42	Well, I got caught before but I will tell you a story on before I got caught. I was 14(im 18 now) and at my best friends sisters wedding. We both went out to smoke a fat j and we did it behind a bunch of cars. My dad walks out of the party and starts walkin towards us. We sprinted our asses of and never got caught.