Fcukin cops..

[Boosh]

A little background first.

Last night, between me and one other friend, we packed a bowl of some nice highs in a bowl, followed by some keif, then more weed. Me and my friend B smoked that, then another friend K called, and asked me to come get him.

I live in the horse capital of the world, here, you can go for long stretches of seeing nothing at all but farm land.

One of my best friends owns a horse farm also, in the middle of fuckin nowhere.

So anyways, I go to get him last night, and he gets in the car, first thing he asks me is if I have a drink. I didnt, and I was planning on asking him if he had a drink, being as I had the WORST cottonmouth in the world from smoking all that good ass weed. I was totally fuckin stoned, on the way to K's house, I couldnt actually READ the speedometer.

So we go a gas station, go in and get a drink. Im standing at the counter paying with some pennies n shit, and I lose count. I hand the clerk the change and was like "Im sorry man, you can count this. Im stoned as hell and cant keep track". "Its aight man", he says.

Im glad that guy was stoner friendly...

So anyways, we leave that store, and head down the road towards B's house. As Im driving one way, a cop passes me on the opposite side of the road. I was doing 5 mph over the speed limit, I didnt have anything on me either, I was just extremely STONED, so I got paranoid.

Well, we get down the road some, and I see lights in my rear view that are catching up fast. The cop HAD turned around, and had come back to try to bust my ass.

Little did he know, ***** wouldnt get the best of me, cause I know how to drive and I got cruise control bitch!

So I set my cruise control, and we go all the way to an intersection in the middle of nowhere, and the cop turns off onto another road.

NOW, after all this, I look in my rearview and see that it wasnt even the fuckin cop to begin with!

It was the same style car and whatnot, and it had the same headlight arrangement as the cop car.

[Bliz-NATI]

Originally Posted by Boosh

A little background first.

Last night, between me and one other friend, we packed a bowl of some nice highs in a bowl, followed by some keif, then more weed. Me and my friend B smoked that, then another friend K called, and asked me to come get him.

I live in the horse capital of the world, here, you can go for long stretches of seeing nothing at all but farm land.

One of my best friends owns a horse farm also, in the middle of fuckin nowhere.

So anyways, I go to get him last night, and he gets in the car, first thing he asks me is if I have a drink. I didnt, and I was planning on asking him if he had a drink, being as I had the WORST cottonmouth in the world from smoking all that good ass weed. I was totally fuckin stoned, on the way to K's house, I couldnt actually READ the speedometer.

So we go a gas station, go in and get a drink. Im standing at the counter paying with some pennies n shit, and I lose count. I hand the clerk the change and was like "Im sorry man, you can count this. Im stoned as hell and cant keep track". "Its aight man", he says.

Im glad that guy was stoner friendly...

So anyways, we leave that store, and head down the road towards B's house. As Im driving one way, a cop passes me on the opposite side of the road. I was doing 5 mph over the speed limit, I didnt have anything on me either, I was just extremely STONED, so I got paranoid.

Well, we get down the road some, and I see lights in my rear view that are catching up fast. The cop HAD turned around, and had come back to try to bust my ass.

Little did he know, ***** wouldnt get the best of me, cause I know how to drive and I got cruise control bitch!

So I set my cruise control, and we go all the way to an intersection in the middle of nowhere, and the cop turns off onto another road.

NOW, after all this, I look in my rearview and see that it wasnt even the fuckin cop to begin with!

It was the same style car and whatnot, and it had the same headlight arrangement as the cop car.

could have been an unmarked, they patrol heavily in cincinnati.

[Boosh]

Yeah, they have unmarked here too, but theyre always a certain color here.

[KOZMO]

well I guess that is a good story then

[Boosh]

Originally Posted by KOZMO

well I guess that is a good story then

Thanks man, I was fuckin stoned outta my gourd last night Good times... Good times...

[KillerSmoke]

ha..theres nothing like seeing an undercover pig in a f150 with rims n shit, makes me sick

[Cali Ounces]

i fucking hate driving at night, mainly because when im stoned i cant tell the difference between a regular car and a cop cars headlights, i guess since im stoned i make myself think all of them are cops and its just unnecessary paranoia

[Evilpig]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ KILLER SMOKES SIG. (sry off topic but I can't stop laughing)

[BONGZILLA420]

I wonder what there saying.

[LegitBaller]

lol, those kids look geeked out to the fullest

[stickyone13]

I was told by a very wealthy man who spends a lot of time with lawyers not to pull over for an unmarked car, so i don't. The only time i had one behind me blazin its lights, i called 911, cause that's what the dude told me to do. The cop came up to my window pissed to high heaven, asked me what my major malfunction was (it was so hard not to laugh), and i told him i'd just seen something on dateline or 2020 or 60 minutes or something about carjackers that pose as unmarked police cars, and will pull people over, drag them out of the car, and then steal it. I told him i had to call 911 to make sure he was legit, and that i like my car and didn't want it stolen. He let me off for whatever it was (rolling through a stop sign, i think), because I did "what any concerned citizen should do to protect themselves." I don't know if that's why he told me not to pull over for unmarked cars, but it worked out.

I think every car that has turning lights inside the headlights is a cop car when i'm stoned. every single one. when i'm sober i rarely glance in my mirrors, unless i'm changing lanes or something. when i'm stoned, i'm constantly checking the mirrors. gotta be vigilant.