Chillest Security Guard

[MoBUD]

So I live in New Jeresy and there are these rich old people outlets that are outdoors, and they're everywhere. So when I was on break, I went out and smoked a blunt and was chillen, when a security guard walked up.

SG: Hey how's it going?
Me: Pretty good.

This is as I'm smoking the blunt, btw.

SG: Good. Say, have you seen anyone smoking a spliff? The entire courridor in front of Nike shoes reeks like weed.
Me: No sir, havent seen anyone since I've been out here.
SG: Oh that's strange. I really hope they dont get caught by Security. Alright it's cold, stay warm!
Me: Take care.

He was looking at my blunt the entire time haha. I think it reminded him of the 60's, dude was mad old and mad chill. I love old people. They don't give a fuck.

[j.t._just_token]

hell yeah dude hell yeah

[RuseOfMetacarpi]

hahahaha reminds me of this time some buddies and I were raisin gbs by the river and the old man comes stumblin along and sits there while we blaze and talks to us about fishing.


crazy shit.

[Reggin]

Originally Posted by RuseOfMetacarpi

hahahaha reminds me of this time some buddies and I were raisin gbs by the river and the old man comes stumblin along and sits there while we blaze and talks to us about fishing.


crazy shit.

Sounds ilke some creepy shit my neighbor wuold do....i was chillin' playin' some ping pong in my drive way once and he stood and watched me and this dude play for an hour. Just standing there with a rake in his hand.

[Yarostafari]

you gotta remember we're people too, if i was doin my patrol and i seen you smokin a j and we werent on camera id prolly ask you for a toke

[smoke__aLot!!!]

The elderly are cool sometimes.

[DravenCFR]

Originally Posted by Yarostafari

you gotta remember we're people too, if i was doin my patrol and i seen you smokin a j and we werent on camera id prolly ask you for a toke

I agree, I work Security and if I caught ya id match ya more than likley. blaze on...