ha most intense cop situation

[lipitis]

I'm from Albany, NY. Bob Weir and Ratdog were in town. Before the concert my friends decide to go on a side street real quick and put down a beer. So as they began to chug a cop car pulls up. My friends are under 21 and the two cops began to search them. While they were searching my friends the pig ordered me to put my hands up and stand against the wall. I had a half ounce in my pocket. Quickly I moved the bag to my junk, the cop saw the tail end of me moving my hand and threatened "If I see that again, I am going to fucking slam your mother fucking head into the fucking ground, got that buddy" After thoroughly searching my friends, going through the soles of their shoes, hat rims, testicles the cop comes up to me, "you have any marijuana, if you do tell me now." I say no, praying the maybe jerry would spirtually help me, it was a dead concert I was attending" searches my pockets, jacket. Says I'm all set. Ha i almost cry in joy. After the cop goes to us "yeah we know this is a jamband concert and we are just trying to get a weed bust" My friend answered "Hey, thats steriotyping" The cop answered "You're damn right it is"

[MrBojangles]

bastards

[mistertr1ck]

LMAO

"I moved the bag to my junk"

definately going in my signature.


and did u mean.... in between ur asscrack?

[lipitis]

haha nah bro, it was like in my genatalia section. Ha it was a real big bag so it stayed there well

[Gregstheman]

i wear boxers, maybe i should switch to boxer briefs when smokin . lol moved the bag to my junk!

[thegreenfairy]

good jod

wish i'd been there - wanting to see them - never go

[DCW_4]

Man, I can't belive that happened. You should have asked for their badge numbers. They are required by law to give it to you.

P.S. That's hilarious, "quickly moved the bag to my junk". At first, I thought you meant like, on the ground.

[Opivy]

great story!

[purplemeadow]

Bob Weir is awesome. That is indeed an intense situation...

[BlazinDazon]

Thats kinda funny, and they sounded like dicks but that wouldn't be much of a surprise now would it. Ofourse there are officers that are decent people, but theyll probally jack your weed lol.

Ive done similar things, I threw weed in my shoe getting busted in a dormroom, then there like shoes on I was just like oh fuck, so I flipped the bag out (not even room for my foot even if I crushed it, like an 8th of headies) and threw it behind my friends bed. Since they already searched the bed area I knew itd be ok, so we got kicked off campus the next day I came back got my stuff real quick and bounced. Over all my friend lost his bubbler, but we were let go and just banned from campus for the week.

BTW I had two bags of weed in my bag but I told the officer I didn't consent to searches he asked a few more times then was just like 'Ok, well I can't make you. I want you to know I could give you all paraphenalia charges, but you may leave' He didn't have to tell me twice I had just smoked 5 blunts in 2 hours and drank a few vodka n redbulls lol, he thought I was sober though. I was just like 'yes sir' and nodded my head and walked out.

[GotoAKellerShow]

wow that is wild! I cant believe the cop said jam band! They must be on to us up there in NY. Gnarly!

I went to see ratdog open for string cheese incident in STL(Cardinal world champs!) and shit after the show there was liek 150 people drinking and smokign next to the fox theater. I even saw a security gaurd for the fox sell people with dredlocks something out of his trunk. Cops usaully go for black and homeless dudes in STL.