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perfect_drug · #1 (**permalink**) 01-03-2003, 01:24 AM

havent even had my license for a year and crashed twice....nothing major just bent rims both times but still pretty expensive...the second time was about 2 weeks ago so i will never drive while baked again...some people say its easier but not at all for me...i just zone out...wouldnt wanna hurt anyone so im not doing it anymore before i do

NuBBiN · #2 (**permalink**) 01-03-2003, 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gregk707
the other day i was driving my car near the mall in my city.
i had blazed at 8 in the morn and had an interview at 10.
on my way back i was waiting in line to make a right turn.
When i got to the front of the stop/turn i was so stoned and anxious and pissed about the 30 second wait that i ran the stop and almost made this Chink hit me. luckily i have a lead foot and stomped the gas real quick and spun um up and got out the way

WhAt Kinda dumb shit u done while driving?

Chink is not an acceptable word to use on these boards, especially since itwas you who almost caused the accident.]

as for the question...been driving for years, never been pulled over, one accident, but i was rear ended and thus it wasn't my fault.

flowerchild420 · #3 (**permalink**) 01-04-2003, 08:52 AM

Hmmmmm........I've done lots of stupid things but this one has to be the worst (and no, its not just because I'm a female driver.......LOL). But I had gotten a lil too high and lost track of time (mind you, I was on oxys and coke). But anyway, it usually takes me 45 minutes to get to work and I had appromixately 25 minutes to get there. And WV is full of nothing but curvy ass roads (if you can drive these roads, I know you can do nascar).

But of course it starts raining and I'm doing probably 90 mph on a backroad and I take my car smack into a tree. But I got out and tied my hood down with a rope and was only late by like 8 minutes.

12inchbong · #4 (**permalink**) 01-10-2003, 01:15 AM

I was driving late one night with a few friends and I came to an intersection where the lights were flashing yellow. There was a car trying to turn left towards me, while I was going straight. Instead of continuing, I stomped on the breaks, thinking it was just turning yellow. When the guy turning left thought I was letting him go and started to turn, I hit the gas and almost hit him. I spent five minutes after that bitching about stupid traffic lights and how they should work better....

BillyBongThortn · #5 (**permalink**) 01-12-2003, 09:13 AM

one time i was wasted drunk and high as hell at a red light...but i saw a car next to me move a little so i just start going...i ran the red light and i got pulled over...played it cool and got a warning... i had a homade bong under my seat too...heheh i was shittin bricks

ChiLLZ · #6 (**permalink**) 01-12-2003, 10:59 AM

i've had some pretty fucked up close calls while driving.. and while driving ripped.. but none of them were legal, which some of you will deduce given certain informations you are aware of about me.. but anyway, id rather not give out details as they may incriminate me in the future.

with that said..

i was cruisin pretty quick along these really winding narrow hick town roads.. with heavy fog not only in front of the car but in my brain too, and out of nowhere a big ass hill popped out of nowhere, dropped into a 3 way intersection, followed by a hairpin curve on a bridge and then a stop sign. it was scary as fuck but i blazed through like a fuckin champion in like my 3rd time in the driver seat and all my budz were scared as fuck bud glad i didnt burn out and end up in the ditch or some shit. from then on they alwayz wanted me to drive.. hell yeah

weedeater · #7 (**permalink**) 01-13-2003, 10:56 PM

yea billy bong i have done the same thing except i didnt get arrested i just pissed off a lot of people

420girlie · #8 (**permalink**) 01-14-2003, 12:44 AM

I was ripped off my ass driving my dads camaro downtown on friday night and these cute guys in a mustang were trying to race me. There car being a ford I knew I could win so I romped on it, I smoked 'em off the line but then my dad was like "Quit racing those boys" and then I remembered he was in the car and I wanted to slap myself in the face, like he trusts me now, I might as well have done a fatty burnout or something while I was at it

jakas20 · #9 (**permalink**) 01-14-2003, 07:45 PM

Besides stopping at a few green lights...I am pretty good while driving. I drive a little slow and sometimes at night, the lights fuck with my eyes.

BillyBongThortn · #10 (**permalink**) 01-14-2003, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by weedeater
yea billy bong i have done the same thing except i didnt get arrested i just pissed off a lot of people

i didnt get arrested...you mean pulled over...yea i was in bad shape...maybe he just felt sorry for me or something... but i remeber playing it real cool.

HappyJ · #11 (**permalink**) 01-17-2003, 10:12 PM

I've stopped at a green light before, luckily no one was behind me.

One time me and a few boys were just cruisin around stoney, we were trying to think of where to go. Just drivin down this road, anyway there were 2 cars behind us, but the driver was all stoney. We came to a stop sign, and he just sat there for at least a minutre trying to think of where to go. then he glanced in his mirror andrealized what he was doing.

This wasnt stupid driving while high but sketchyh drivin done to get high. We had to go out a lil ways to meet the local drug dealer, and at this time i had a beat up ol cherokee, and the heating was broken. Did i mention it was winter and freezing rain? Anyway the windshield kept icing over cause of no defrost. I kept spraying wiper fluid to melt off the ice, but jsut as soon as i turned onto the highway i ran out of fluid. anyway i didnt have to go too much fuirther so we got to our destination and i scraped off the windhsield with an old cd case. We grabbed our bhuddas and off we went down the hgighway with a compeltely iced over windshield. I had a smal opening in the corner to look out, and just kept my eyes on the yellow line. Needlkess to say that was the end of the driving that night.,

bealzz · #12 (**permalink**) 01-23-2003, 05:10 AM

its not really me that was driving, but after camping the ride back home i was super stoned, and my friend was driving (he just did some shrooms), we were racing down a dirt curvy hilly road at like 110km/h (im canadian, so whatever thats in mph i dunno like 8 or something :P) anyways it was the craziest driving ever, we were e-braking around every single corner coming so close to going into the ditch (which was like 20 feet down at a gradual slope). the fact that there were no seatblets too didnt make it any better, but shit...it was the greatest rush of my life (unless you count the first time i got laid....)

Pretender · #13 (**permalink**) 01-26-2003, 09:39 PM

last night i was kicking it with some people at a friends apartment, and after taking a few bong rips each we decided to split. I hadnt smoked for about a week so the weed was hitting me pretty hard. So i was driving and following my friend out to a mcdonalds. and i pulled out on a street without looking and the car swerved and didnt hit me, it was a real close call though, i am thankfull for the fact that he was a cautious driver. after that i decided to concentrate a lot more and pay more attention to the road, everything went well!

ßÅÐÐ_Å§§ · #14 (**permalink**) 02-01-2003, 01:49 PM

I driv ebetter stoned, Im more cautios of other drivers, and me, but I speed a little more, I miss everything in the road.. I can rally race sooooo damn good stoned, theres a place for four wheelers, (trucks motorcycles, atvs etc.) there a rod cars can drive on, most cars go like 1-15 mph, and I'v enever seen another truck or car go over 30... well, I cruise this place about 30-45 when im not high, I miss every rock, hole, crack, big bump etc... This isnt no easy place, its pretty damn rough for mos tpeopl, but I somehow visuallise the lines to take around shit and ways to hit bumps, its all smoth and fast.. But when im stoned I can go 60, and drive perfect, 90 dgree slides around corner, sliding completely sideways sometimes, and bringing it perfectly back around.. even my unstoned friends compliment me, ppl who have done it with me and never ridin in a car wiht me before, 1st 2 minutes theyre like, fuck, im not driving with you, this is scary, after a bit they tell my Im the best driver out theyre theyve seen, and would trust me anytime... wow... Its cool. Maybe I should go to school for rally racing, ya never know....
]

oh yeah, I used to go like 75 in my old 65 ford f250, 3/4 ton, 352 big block, fast as hell truck...

but now I have an 88 beretta, its a little fast, but not like my truck...

img attached, of hogys, taken with a pos digital camara, imagin an 88 beretta haulin ass down it, with a 2 block cloud of dust behind it, FUN FUN FUN

LOL

smokin&tokin · #15 (**permalink**) 02-01-2003, 03:56 PM

heheh, i wasnt driving, but my friend was and he was so fucked up on shrooms that he started seeing things and he swears he was seeing the lines in the road squiggle so he was making the car go left to right to left to right (swirving)very fast and he almost hit like 10 people, and he thought he was seeing the yellow lines moving, but i was so baked that i was just laughing my ass off! hehe that was fun!

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#1 (permalink) 01-03-2003, 01:24 AM
perfect_drug Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 15	Dumb shit While Driving Stoned havent even had my license for a year and crashed twice....nothing major just bent rims both times but still pretty expensive...the second time was about 2 weeks ago so i will never drive while baked again...some people say its easier but not at all for me...i just zone out...wouldnt wanna hurt anyone so im not doing it anymore before i do

#3 (permalink) 01-04-2003, 08:52 AM
flowerchild420 Old School Stoner Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: A mountain somewhere in WV.......... Posts: 922	Hmmmmm........I've done lots of stupid things but this one has to be the worst (and no, its not just because I'm a female driver.......LOL). But I had gotten a lil too high and lost track of time (mind you, I was on oxys and coke). But anyway, it usually takes me 45 minutes to get to work and I had appromixately 25 minutes to get there. And WV is full of nothing but curvy ass roads (if you can drive these roads, I know you can do nascar). But of course it starts raining and I'm doing probably 90 mph on a backroad and I take my car smack into a tree. But I got out and tied my hood down with a rope and was only late by like 8 minutes. __________________ I now officially believe in dragons, fairies, good men, and other fantasy creatures!!!!!!!!

#4 (permalink) 01-10-2003, 01:15 AM
12inchbong Old School Stoner Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SE Michigan Posts: 539	I was driving late one night with a few friends and I came to an intersection where the lights were flashing yellow. There was a car trying to turn left towards me, while I was going straight. Instead of continuing, I stomped on the breaks, thinking it was just turning yellow. When the guy turning left thought I was letting him go and started to turn, I hit the gas and almost hit him. I spent five minutes after that bitching about stupid traffic lights and how they should work better....

#5 (permalink) 01-12-2003, 09:13 AM
BillyBongThortn Old School Stoner Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 672	one time i was wasted drunk and high as hell at a red light...but i saw a car next to me move a little so i just start going...i ran the red light and i got pulled over...played it cool and got a warning... i had a homade bong under my seat too...heheh i was shittin bricks __________________ The Internet?....What the fuck is the Internet?!?!?----------------- Check this out! http://forums.webrats.com/index.php?referrerid=3

#6 (permalink) 01-12-2003, 10:59 AM
ChiLLZ pass dat shit left Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 303	i've had some pretty fucked up close calls while driving.. and while driving ripped.. but none of them were legal, which some of you will deduce given certain informations you are aware of about me.. but anyway, id rather not give out details as they may incriminate me in the future. with that said.. i was cruisin pretty quick along these really winding narrow hick town roads.. with heavy fog not only in front of the car but in my brain too, and out of nowhere a big ass hill popped out of nowhere, dropped into a 3 way intersection, followed by a hairpin curve on a bridge and then a stop sign. it was scary as fuck but i blazed through like a fuckin champion in like my 3rd time in the driver seat and all my budz were scared as fuck bud glad i didnt burn out and end up in the ditch or some shit. from then on they alwayz wanted me to drive.. hell yeah __________________ i dont do drugs.. i smoke weed

#7 (permalink) 01-13-2003, 10:56 PM
weedeater Old School Stoner Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: the land of the big baboon Posts: 1,410	yup yea billy bong i have done the same thing except i didnt get arrested i just pissed off a lot of people __________________ The ninjas only weapons were strength and inginuity, he was quickly killed. Tell me about the fucking golf shoes! The Dude Abides

#8 (permalink) 01-14-2003, 12:44 AM
420girlie Old School Stoner Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: home is where my bong is Posts: 1,835	I was ripped off my ass driving my dads camaro downtown on friday night and these cute guys in a mustang were trying to race me. There car being a ford I knew I could win so I romped on it, I smoked 'em off the line but then my dad was like "Quit racing those boys" and then I remembered he was in the car and I wanted to slap myself in the face, like he trusts me now, I might as well have done a fatty burnout or something while I was at it __________________ ~Life in a vacuum sucks~

#9 (permalink) 01-14-2003, 07:45 PM
jakas20 Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 20	Besides stopping at a few green lights...I am pretty good while driving. I drive a little slow and sometimes at night, the lights fuck with my eyes. __________________ you know how weee do it!!!!

#11 (permalink) 01-17-2003, 10:12 PM
HappyJ Already Dead Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 102	I've stopped at a green light before, luckily no one was behind me. One time me and a few boys were just cruisin around stoney, we were trying to think of where to go. Just drivin down this road, anyway there were 2 cars behind us, but the driver was all stoney. We came to a stop sign, and he just sat there for at least a minutre trying to think of where to go. then he glanced in his mirror andrealized what he was doing. This wasnt stupid driving while high but sketchyh drivin done to get high. We had to go out a lil ways to meet the local drug dealer, and at this time i had a beat up ol cherokee, and the heating was broken. Did i mention it was winter and freezing rain? Anyway the windshield kept icing over cause of no defrost. I kept spraying wiper fluid to melt off the ice, but jsut as soon as i turned onto the highway i ran out of fluid. anyway i didnt have to go too much fuirther so we got to our destination and i scraped off the windhsield with an old cd case. We grabbed our bhuddas and off we went down the hgighway with a compeltely iced over windshield. I had a smal opening in the corner to look out, and just kept my eyes on the yellow line. Needlkess to say that was the end of the driving that night., __________________ I'm not like them But I can pretend The sun is gone But I have a light The day is done But I'm having fun I think I'm dumb or maybe just happy

#12 (permalink) 01-23-2003, 05:10 AM
bealzz Abstinence is98%effective Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 97	its not really me that was driving, but after camping the ride back home i was super stoned, and my friend was driving (he just did some shrooms), we were racing down a dirt curvy hilly road at like 110km/h (im canadian, so whatever thats in mph i dunno like 8 or something :P) anyways it was the craziest driving ever, we were e-braking around every single corner coming so close to going into the ditch (which was like 20 feet down at a gradual slope). the fact that there were no seatblets too didnt make it any better, but shit...it was the greatest rush of my life (unless you count the first time i got laid....) __________________ You ever get that feeling you're being watched, so you look around and then someone looks back at you so you think that its that person that was watching you and then all of a sudden you get suspicous of why he was watching you, but then think to yourself that you're just paranoid and no one is actually watching you...

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#13 (permalink) 01-26-2003, 09:39 PM
Pretender ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 86	last night i was kicking it with some people at a friends apartment, and after taking a few bong rips each we decided to split. I hadnt smoked for about a week so the weed was hitting me pretty hard. So i was driving and following my friend out to a mcdonalds. and i pulled out on a street without looking and the car swerved and didnt hit me, it was a real close call though, i am thankfull for the fact that he was a cautious driver. after that i decided to concentrate a lot more and pay more attention to the road, everything went well! __________________ <a href="http://homepages.hack-net.com/lamquiz/drugquiz/quiz.html"><img src="http://homepages.hack-net.com/lamquiz/drugquiz/acid.jpg" border="0" alt="What Drug are You?"></a>

#15 (permalink) 02-01-2003, 03:56 PM
smokin&tokin Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,860	heheh, i wasnt driving, but my friend was and he was so fucked up on shrooms that he started seeing things and he swears he was seeing the lines in the road squiggle so he was making the car go left to right to left to right (swirving)very fast and he almost hit like 10 people, and he thought he was seeing the yellow lines moving, but i was so baked that i was just laughing my ass off! hehe that was fun!