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Mike68 · #1 (**permalink**) 10-22-2006, 04:55 PM

Ah...such an awesome night. I went with my buddy to go see the Red Hot Chili Peppers at the Garden in Boston, but I kinda wish he'd have told me some shit first, like the fact that they pat your ass down before they let you in. I'm about to go through the line where you show them your ticket, when I notice this 250 pound fucking security guard with a metal detector way ahead of me. It's too late to turn back now, and as me and my buddy exchange "We're fucked" looks, I walk up to the guy. Now my buddy was clean, but I had my bowl, 3 joints, an eigth of some wicked smelly but potent shit, and my lighter, all in my front pocket. So, I do what I always do when I'm nervous; I get overly cordial. (Don't ask)

Me: "Hello!"

My mind: HOLY MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF CHRISTMONKEY SHIT

Security hulk: "Spread your arms and stand straight please, sir."

Me: "Sure thing man."

My mind:

So he goes around me, doing the normal routine shit, and his hand hits my pocket. It lingers there for a sec, and he looks right fucking into my soul.

Me: "Oh, thats just my phone, my wallet, and my glasses case."

My mind: NOOOO DON'T LOOK IN THERE IT'S SPECIAL YOU CAN'T HAVE MY SHIT PLEASE DON'T EAT ME

Security hulk: "Ok, you're good. You can go."

Me:

My mind: Can....can I have your babies?

Saved by lax security another fucking time.

A few hours later, when the Chili Peppers finnally came on, (Goddamn traffic) it was fucking INSANE. I smoked a J to Dani California, and hit my bowl just as they opened Give It Away. And, to top it off, I came home with one of the biggest cases of the munchies I've ever had, and what is waiting for me? Rocky motherfucking Road brownies from Mikes Pastry, which is like the gratest bakery in Boston. Most fun I've had in a long long time. And to think I could have spent the night being held on minor possesion. Good times, good times.

Mike

Yarostafari · #2 (**permalink**) 10-22-2006, 05:40 PM

way to play it cool

Smoken Souljah · #3 (**permalink**) 10-22-2006, 05:40 PM

i saw the chili peppers at the garden not that long ago, like earlier this month... yah, i brought some ganja too, but i didn't get patted down, it was sweet. it was a pretty sweet show, mars volta opening for RHCP!

ziggyshugenadz · #4 (**permalink**) 10-22-2006, 06:17 PM

i poked some smot at the james gang concert here a while ago. no one cared. i made sure to toke up to "rocky mountain way" (we couldnt get much hiiigghhhhheerr)

RuseOfMetacarpi · #5 (**permalink**) 10-22-2006, 07:19 PM

Yeah so what about The Mars Volta?

Mike68 · #6 (**permalink**) 10-23-2006, 01:09 AM

Hontestly, Mars Volta was very meh. They stared out good, but their first song just spontaniously collapsed into a 45 minute jam, except instead of hearing the guitar it was mostly just noise. Had they played a little more clearly and took the time to have designated individual songs, they'd have been 10x better. They just couldn't compare to the Chili Peppers, the crowd did boo them.

BCRazzle · #7 (**permalink**) 10-23-2006, 03:19 AM

I too saw the RCHP/Volta tour. Now dont get me wrong i like the Mars Volta...until I saw them live. They completely butchered all of their good songs and every song just turned into shitty jam sessions where they were all in their own world playing whatever they felt like. It was like they werent even a band. But its cool cuz RHCP KICKED MUAFUIN ASS.

RATMEAT · #8 (**permalink**) 10-23-2006, 06:09 PM

Sick man. I went to the Oct 2 show at the garden. It was AMAZING. The bass felt sooo good goin through my body. I kinda had the same experience as you, i walked in with a half pint of captain morgans in a poland spring bottle, i went up to the black security guard because im smart and the guy was just made me spread my arms and then he was like you either have to drink that bottle or throw it away, so i was like ok, and i walked up to the trash can and faked throwing it away and walked right up the escalator. Ahhhhh it felt so good to be in and have my drank. I was pissed i didnt brink weed but i clamed my car before so i was straight. There were soooo many people smoking during the show that i really feel like i got high from everybody doing that. Thing that pissed me off was that RHCP didnt play Under the bridge. WTF. Its ok tho, im sure their sick of playing that song. Mars volta was kinda gay. Instrumentally they were decent and sounded nice but the lead singers a fucker.

boredjim8 · #9 (**permalink**) 10-24-2006, 05:17 PM

my friend went last night in philly said was sick show ;p

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#1 (permalink) 10-22-2006, 04:55 PM
Mike68 Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 199	Weed + RHCP + almost but not getting caught = fucking insane Ah...such an awesome night. I went with my buddy to go see the Red Hot Chili Peppers at the Garden in Boston, but I kinda wish he'd have told me some shit first, like the fact that they pat your ass down before they let you in. I'm about to go through the line where you show them your ticket, when I notice this 250 pound fucking security guard with a metal detector way ahead of me. It's too late to turn back now, and as me and my buddy exchange "We're fucked" looks, I walk up to the guy. Now my buddy was clean, but I had my bowl, 3 joints, an eigth of some wicked smelly but potent shit, and my lighter, all in my front pocket. So, I do what I always do when I'm nervous; I get overly cordial. (Don't ask) Me: "Hello!" My mind: HOLY MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF CHRISTMONKEY SHIT Security hulk: "Spread your arms and stand straight please, sir." Me: "Sure thing man." My mind: So he goes around me, doing the normal routine shit, and his hand hits my pocket. It lingers there for a sec, and he looks right fucking into my soul. Me: "Oh, thats just my phone, my wallet, and my glasses case." My mind: NOOOO DON'T LOOK IN THERE IT'S SPECIAL YOU CAN'T HAVE MY SHIT PLEASE DON'T EAT ME Security hulk: "Ok, you're good. You can go." Me: My mind: Can....can I have your babies? Saved by lax security another fucking time. A few hours later, when the Chili Peppers finnally came on, (Goddamn traffic) it was fucking INSANE. I smoked a J to Dani California, and hit my bowl just as they opened Give It Away. And, to top it off, I came home with one of the biggest cases of the munchies I've ever had, and what is waiting for me? Rocky motherfucking Road brownies from Mikes Pastry, which is like the gratest bakery in Boston. Most fun I've had in a long long time. And to think I could have spent the night being held on minor possesion. Good times, good times. Mike

#2 (permalink) 10-22-2006, 05:40 PM
Yarostafari Ganja Bonanza Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Toronto Posts: 468	way to play it cool

#3 (permalink) 10-22-2006, 05:40 PM
Smoken Souljah Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mass Posts: 661	i saw the chili peppers at the garden not that long ago, like earlier this month... yah, i brought some ganja too, but i didn't get patted down, it was sweet. it was a pretty sweet show, mars volta opening for RHCP!

#4 (permalink) 10-22-2006, 06:17 PM
ziggyshugenadz yes, i am awesome Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,526	i poked some smot at the james gang concert here a while ago. no one cared. i made sure to toke up to "rocky mountain way" (we couldnt get much hiiigghhhhheerr) __________________ -ziggy.

#6 (permalink) 10-23-2006, 01:09 AM
Mike68 Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 199	Hontestly, Mars Volta was very meh. They stared out good, but their first song just spontaniously collapsed into a 45 minute jam, except instead of hearing the guitar it was mostly just noise. Had they played a little more clearly and took the time to have designated individual songs, they'd have been 10x better. They just couldn't compare to the Chili Peppers, the crowd did boo them.

#7 (permalink) 10-23-2006, 03:19 AM
BCRazzle Registered Stoner Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Thousand Oaks, CA Posts: 93	I too saw the RCHP/Volta tour. Now dont get me wrong i like the Mars Volta...until I saw them live. They completely butchered all of their good songs and every song just turned into shitty jam sessions where they were all in their own world playing whatever they felt like. It was like they werent even a band. But its cool cuz RHCP KICKED MUAFUIN ASS. __________________ "Victor proceeded to roll the biggest bomber anybody ever saw. He rolled (using brown bag paper) what amounted to a tremendous Corona cigar of tea. It was huge. Dean stared at it, popeyed. Victor lit it and casually passed it around. To drag on this thing was like leaning over a chimney and inhaling. It blew into your throat in one great blast of heat. We held our breaths and all let out simultaneously. Instantly, we were all high."

#8 (permalink) 10-23-2006, 06:09 PM
RATMEAT Registered User Join Date: May 2005 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 444	Sick man. I went to the Oct 2 show at the garden. It was AMAZING. The bass felt sooo good goin through my body. I kinda had the same experience as you, i walked in with a half pint of captain morgans in a poland spring bottle, i went up to the black security guard because im smart and the guy was just made me spread my arms and then he was like you either have to drink that bottle or throw it away, so i was like ok, and i walked up to the trash can and faked throwing it away and walked right up the escalator. Ahhhhh it felt so good to be in and have my drank. I was pissed i didnt brink weed but i clamed my car before so i was straight. There were soooo many people smoking during the show that i really feel like i got high from everybody doing that. Thing that pissed me off was that RHCP didnt play Under the bridge. WTF. Its ok tho, im sure their sick of playing that song. Mars volta was kinda gay. Instrumentally they were decent and sounded nice but the lead singers a fucker.

#9 (permalink) 10-24-2006, 05:17 PM
boredjim8 Unregistered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Doylestown, PA(near philly) Posts: 2,516	my friend went last night in philly said was sick show ;p __________________

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