whats the strangest, most obscure thing thats ever happened to you stoned?

[spoony]

this is my first post here and i was wondering, whats the weirdest thing thats ever happened to you when ur stoned? im sure this one has come up many times before, but it seems like everytime i smoke, the weirdest shit happens to me. im talking stuff that any normal person would be like "what the fuck was that? how the hell does that even happen??" i seriously think that theres a conspiracy against me, like my neighbors sitting in his house with binoculars, waiting for me to get stoned and then he hires ppl to fuck with me. heres an example:
so we were out smoking in the woods at this little special spot we have where we can smoke and watch the sun go down. so we're watching the sun set, and then all of a sudden, i hear this rustling behind me and i whip around, totally expecting to see a cop or somethin. but no, its a fuckin bear, just sitting there watching me (most likely lickin his chops)! it totally crossed my mind to try a harold and kumar and get it stoned, but i figured that wasnt a bright idea so we all just slowly backed away until we were out of sight and then took off down the path. scary shit! but heres the strangest part of all of it: so we walk out of the woods onto the road and start towards my car when i hear a buzzing behind me. we all turn around and, coming up the road, are 6 mopeds. there was an older woman, an older man, and four younger kids between the ages of 16-20. thats right, it was a family of mopeds! so they drive up to us, and im expecting them to like kill us and eat us at this point, but instead, they just randomly start a friendly conversation. they were from out of town and they asked us how we were doing that night and how the weathers been and if anything exciting is happening in town and stuff like that. so we talk for about 15mins before they finally take off down the road. i mean, wtf? oh well, it was an adventure.
does anyone have a similar story to share?

[pierre]

Me and a friend were sitting on a bench in Streatham real stoned, when we see this rasta on a huge white horse just riding along the road.

[flashlight]

ha woa, wierd story...i donno, so many wierd things have happened to me when i was stoned...too many to choose just one

[SuicidalSoldier]

me and my friend were crashin at my place one night and wer smokin a blunt on my front doorstep when i look up and theres a bunch of horses looking at us from th top of the street..so we chased em into a field

[Jack-Daniel]

Originally Posted by spoony

this is my first post here and i was wondering, whats the weirdest thing thats ever happened to you when ur stoned? im sure this one has come up many times before, but it seems like everytime i smoke, the weirdest shit happens to me. im talking stuff that any normal person would be like "what the fuck was that? how the hell does that even happen??" i seriously think that theres a conspiracy against me, like my neighbors sitting in his house with binoculars, waiting for me to get stoned and then he hires ppl to fuck with me. heres an example:
so we were out smoking in the woods at this little special spot we have where we can smoke and watch the sun go down. so we're watching the sun set, and then all of a sudden, i hear this rustling behind me and i whip around, totally expecting to see a cop or somethin. but no, its a fuckin bear, just sitting there watching me (most likely lickin his chops)! it totally crossed my mind to try a harold and kumar and get it stoned, but i figured that wasnt a bright idea so we all just slowly backed away until we were out of sight and then took off down the path. scary shit! but heres the strangest part of all of it: so we walk out of the woods onto the road and start towards my car when i hear a buzzing behind me. we all turn around and, coming up the road, are 6 mopeds. there was an older woman, an older man, and four younger kids between the ages of 16-20. thats right, it was a family of mopeds! so they drive up to us, and im expecting them to like kill us and eat us at this point, but instead, they just randomly start a friendly conversation. they were from out of town and they asked us how we were doing that night and how the weathers been and if anything exciting is happening in town and stuff like that. so we talk for about 15mins before they finally take off down the road. i mean, wtf? oh well, it was an adventure.
does anyone have a similar story to share?

lmao! Great story! That was to be one of the most random, fucked up things to happen. The way I see it is, that only when you're stoned random shit seems to happen. Does it only happen when people are stoned, or is that people only notice random shit when they're stoned? lol None the less, crazy shit happens.

Unfortunately, I don't really have any crazy/weird stories to share. I'll be sure to post them up if I do though.

[Jack-Daniel]

Originally Posted by SuicidalSoldier

me and my friend were crashin at my place one night and wer smokin a blunt on my front doorstep when i look up and theres a bunch of horses looking at us from th top of the street..so we chased em into a field

Ace! That sounds like a laugh. You've inspired me get a crew together to chace a field full of sheep or something. (Aberdeen and it's sheep lol)

Where abouts in Scotland are you from?

[arcadianskies77]

New here also, hi everyone.

Very good question though..there are countless, hilarious fiascos that have happened to my friends and I after smoking, but here's one I happen to remember right now. Where I live we have some really nice country roads that are very scenic at times, and when we drive on these roads and blaze we call it taking a county. Anyway, I was on county once with a friend and we were going about our business smoking a bowl when I see a bird flying beside my car to the left of my window. Then the funniest thing happens..the bird crosses over and somehow loses speed during the process and I nail it- it hit right in the center of my windshield. The thud was laugh out loud material.

[hippycracker]

All Im gonna say is beware the fainting goats....

Seriously I thought it just died right in front of me. That was really hard for me to take seeing as Im a huge animal lover. It was definately the most memorable freaky stoner experience, not to mention I thought I had killed the poor thing...So in the midst of me freaking out, wondering how im gonna tell my friend that I killed her goat, it gets back up. She must have seen the look on my face, as she explained to me about the goat. No worries, " Cozmo" the fainting goat is alive and well.

Welcome to the city btw.

[Rock-Da-Ganj]

Way Back in high School I got chased by a Gigantic Bumble Bee, I was on Acid though.

[NorthernSmoke22]

I'll try to explain this as well as I can. My friends and I were playing pool after a long night of smoking and we were playing teams of two. The other team was up and the kid that stepped up is not at all good at pool. Anyway, he goes for a corner pocket shot and the cue ball happens to be directly in front of the 7 ball which is what he was shooting in. He rockets the shot into the corner and the 7 ball somehow pops up about 3 feet above the pool table....and comes directly down into the corner pocket. We all hit the floor laughing and I am still trying to figure out how he did it.

[Bliz-NATI]

I randomly stepped on a snake in the middle of the raod when it was winter time on mushrooms, im pretty damn sure the snake was real.

[d00by]

So me and a friend had just got done smoking a bowl in my new bubbler i had just baught 5 minutes before. We were just rollin around for a lil bit listeing to this 2 16's in the back of his jimmy*which while high listening to 2 16's and rap is crazy* but anyways we roll up to an intersection. We notice a car that has a bumper sticker that says "atleast i can still smoke in my car" i was like thats cool. My friend goes look that car is all smoky and shit. So i was like what? and i look over and the dude is hotboxing it with a big old blunt and its a grandpa it was fricking awesome! so we took out my bubbler and i took a hit and the dude smiled and gave us a thumbs up!

i know thats not that strange but its all i got for now.

[arcadianskies77]

Originally Posted by d00by

So me and a friend had just got done smoking a bowl in my new bubbler i had just baught 5 minutes before. We were just rollin around for a lil bit listeing to this 2 16's in the back of his jimmy*which while high listening to 2 16's and rap is crazy* but anyways we roll up to an intersection. We notice a car that has a bumper sticker that says "atleast i can still smoke in my car" i was like thats cool. My friend goes look that car is all smoky and shit. So i was like what? and i look over and the dude is hotboxing it with a big old blunt and its a grandpa it was fricking awesome! so we took out my bubbler and i took a hit and the dude smiled and gave us a thumbs up!

i know thats not that strange but its all i got for now.

Sweet! I've always wanted to see a stranger smoking while I'm smoking and give em the thumbs up or a really big stoner grin.

Some friends and I arrived at their farm one night real late after smoking a blunt on the way there. When we got out of the car one of my friends let his pit bull out of its cage and about 10-15 minutes later we heard an awful noise. Basically the pit bull attacked and mauled a goat for about 15 minutes and it took 4 people to get it off from the goat's neck. There was blood everywhere and I'm sure everyone's buzz got killed, but that has to be the most f'd up thing I've ever had happen to me, high or not. Trying to intervene with a pit bull is scary stuff- especially once you've seen how powerful their jaws are once they lock.

[BongoPeace]

ok so me and my freind juts got done smoking are 1/8th and were walking down this side walk by a park we wanted to take a rest so we stop at a bench once we sit down i notice a cool sour apple altoids can so i pick it up and theres some bud in it not great bud but it still was awsome getting some more weed for free

[LostCause420]

Me and my friend were on a greyhound bus from the heart of virginia all the way to florida and we had a sploof and a bowl with a cap on it and we took the back seat and we kept taking turns going into the bathroom and smoking and it made no smell. We stop over in georgia and theres plenty of seats. Me and my friend are just sittin down passin a gameboy advance back and forth playin mario on the back seat that will hold 3 people, but its just me and him. this guy gets on the bus and walks straight to us and says excuse me, can you move over a bit so i can sit down and i said look around man, the bus is basically empty. go sit somewhere else please. he pushed us both out of the way and sat down right in front of the bathroom door so we couldnt smoke anymore until he left. He kept on just staring at me and giggling and finally i said WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT and he said i want your soul. i said get the fuck away from me dude your freakin me out and he just walked away like nothing happened at all. that was one of the weirdest things that happened to me when i was high. even though he left and sat in the middle of the bus, he kept staring at us the whole bus ride. that was crazy shit.