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Sexy Poetry Devil
Join Date: Oct 2005
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damn you're lucky man.
I love almost getting caught to a certain extent, it makes the next toke so much better. |
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Yup Im Stoned
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Bumfuck Wyoming
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Wouldnt that be unlawfull search and seizure Motoridah? I mean, if he just busted into your garage and found shit, you probably coulda got off, cause he had no right and you didnt consent.
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: NE USA
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http://forum.grasscity.com/real-life...ry-europe.html
Also, one of my best near misses was when I got pulled over for speeding just after my friends and I had finished fishbowling the car. Now, when I get blazed, my eyes go SUPER bloodshot. Always have. So, I carry around really good eyedrops everywhere I go. My eyedrops were sitting on the dashboard for easy access. Also, my friend B. was sitting in the back seat. He was dealing at the time, so he had a good 1/2lb on him. The cop walks up to my window and asks if I knew why he pulled me over. I replied, "yes officer. I was speeding." "Do you know what the speed limit is here, son?" The ironic part was that I had stopped not 20 feet from a speed limit sign. I point to the sign and say, "40 miles per hour." "Do you know how fast you were going?" "Probably 50 - 55 mph." "I clocked you at 53." He paused a moment. He was a bit stunned at my honesty. "Why are your eyes so bloodshot? What are those eyedrops for?" "Oh, I wear contacts and I get really bad allergies this time of year. See, I work at the pharmacy up the road and the pharmacist I work with reccomends these for people with my kind of allergies. Hey, your eyes look a little red, too. Want to try them?" "Well, my eyes have been a bit irritated lately." "Here, try the drops. You'll notice an immediate change." I grab the little bottle of eyedrops and hand them to him. He put a few drops in each eye and his eyes cleared up. "Hey, these are good eyedrops." He sighed and kinda smirked. "Listen, I like your honesty and you seem like a good enough kid. I'd let you off, but since I had to chase you a bit I radioed in the pullover. That means I'm still gonna have to write you a ticket. But, I'll just write it for violation of traffic control devices. There's no points on your license and it's a lot cheaper." As he started to hand be back the eyedrops I said, "No, you keep them. I've got a ton. Plus, I buy them at a discount." He turned and went to his car to write the ticket and my girlfriend, B., and I just burst out laughing. B. just said, "Dude, when we get back to my place, I'm smoking you out. My treat." Meanwhile B. was packing another bowl for the rest of the ride home. When the cop came back he gave me the ticket and thanked me for the eyedrops. I just rolled up the window and drove off. As soon as we were out of sight of the cop, B. just lit up and we all lived happily ever after. |
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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Man I had a close call yesterday.
My day started out kinda shitty, I was gona hotbox my friends car before school, but dude came late ass hell and we didnt get a chance to. We get to school I remembered I had a field trip for my german class to chicago. So I go to first and second period and leave third. We get there and go to a resturant for lunch and then my teacher lets us go off on our own. I'm walking around looking for other kids in the class who smoke. I find two others who wana and we go back behind one of the shops. It seemed pretty secluded, except for two bums sitting on a park bench. We start cheifing and by the time we're almost done with the first bowl my one bud sees someone and decideds to leave. The lady walked by and we just acted casualy, like we wernt doin nothing. Then I hit it again and my other bud does and all of a sudded we see my teacher walkin up. My friend slips the bowl into his pocket acting like we werent doin nothing and she asks us what we were doing back there. We just say nothin, we were just chillin. She asks us if we're smokers and we say no. Then she ask what we were doin back there and we dont say nothin so she just jestures for us to leave. We get back to school and nothing happens, but damn, that was a close call.
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