A Stoner Story - Dristan Nasal Spray

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When I smoke a lot of weed, I get this nasal congestion. So I keep a bottle of dristan around for those unbareable moments. Recently I am smoking with a couple of buddies and I whip out the dristan. One of them see's the bottle and asks what is and what its for. I am amazed that he has never seen the stuff so I try to explain to him how to use it.

I hand him the bottle and he starts reading. He reads where it says, "Mentholated" and says, "Hey its got ment in it!" to which he quickly sprays some into his mouth. (Keep in mind that if I am using this stuff I must be pretty baked, which also means that my smokin buddies are too.) After he sprays this shit into his mouth, he starts spitting and saying, "Man that shit is awful!" Im laughing histarically and explain to him that I said "Nose" not mouth. He then tries to spray into his nose, he starts by inhaling then spraying. Of course I have to explain that he did it wrong and that he should do both at the same time. So he attempts to do it again, except this time he sprays then inhales. Im completely a laughing stock and try once more to help him understand that ya spray and inhale at the SAME time. So now he says, I think I got it. So he puts the nozzle into his nose and as fast as humanly possible, he inhales and squeezes the spray about 10 to 12 times in the same nostrel. Ok now I can't breathe from laughing so maniacally! I finally am able to tell him your not suppose to spray it that many times. So he asks, "How many times am I suppose to do it?" to which I explain 2 times maybe 3. He says, "Oh shit man, I just sprayed like 11 times!" Of course the laughter is out of control now.

Suddenly my buddy says, "Dude, my mouth is numb from where I sprayed that shit earlier, get me something terrible tasting to eat so I can say I have ate it!" So me and our other buddy run to the kitchen and grab Dry Red Pepper seeds. We fill his hand full and he eats them exclaiming, "Nope don't taste a thing, get me something worse!" So off we go to the spice bin we go, where we fill his hand FULL with all kinds of whacked out powder type spices.

He then slams his full hand against his mouth throwing all of this shit into his mouth and throat. When this happens I crack up at the very moment he throws it in, my laughing causes him to take a deep breath to laugh also, but instead inhales some of the powder into his lungs. Now he gets this, OH SHIT look on his face and runs to the kitchen trash can, where he begins to barf and make these wierd breathing sounds.

Unaware that he is having trouble breathing, myself and the other smokin buddy are literally in the floor laughing. After about 3 minutes of this laughing it dons on me that he may actually be in trouble. So I go to him and he lets me know that he is having trouble breathing. So I get him some water and he is able to get himself back in check.

Long sory short, we learned this night that dope and dristan, should be used by experienced non-stoned people only! But it has made for one terrific stoner story to tell our friends!

[XgrandsessionX]

WOW..... i feel bad for your friend? lol good story though.

[spitfire396]

HAHA!! That's classic, I absolutely love stories like this, man GC needs to put a book together with all these stories...

+rep for pouring half the spice rack in your freinds mouth.

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Originally Posted by spitfire396

HAHA!! That's classic, I absolutely love stories like this, man GC needs to put a book together with all these stories...

+rep for pouring half the spice rack in your freinds mouth.

Thanks for the +Rep!

I would have felt bad for doing this, except it was his idea, not mine. Of course this guy is always doing crazy shit, so it's not like he can't handle it.

[Midgit_stoner]

Dude +rep for making me laugh my ass off readng this storie

[boredjim8]

omg i was laughin so hard