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my friend's recent sesh
hey guys, this isn't my story, because i can't really smoke right now, but my friend hoolio had a nice little experience the other day.
He was smoking by himself, by his house, so nothing really hilarious or insane happened, but it's a nice little story that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.
"...I rolled a J at about 9:30, and went out to our rock. (*note* our rock is a concrete rectangular drainage block that serves the area behind his house. You know, the kind with the slits in the sides) So I burned it pretty quick, in a few minutes, and let it work its magic. Soon afterwards, that concrete felt like the most comfortable thing in the whole f'ing world. It was great. It was a little humid, but nice and cool otherwise. Unfortunately, it was cloudy so I couldn't see the moon, but that was okay. I was just thinking about the usual... space, time. ( "I like to get deep sometimes and talk about einstein") I started getting a little paranoid, becuase my neighbor was walking around in her backyard talking on her phone, and i suspected for awhile that she was calling the cops on me or something. But then i realized that that didn't make sense, and the paranoia went away. So i kept looking from side to side, and to my right was open space, to the left was a house and a fence. It seemed like these two sights were in completely different dimensions, so i drifted in between for awhile. After awhile I realized that there was a shadowy looking phantom running around to my left, and i watched as it rushed me and turned into some purple being. It dissappeared as it got up close to me though, so then i looked at the point where it originated from, and decided it looked like a buffalo. So I just stayed out there grooving for about an hour, and then went inside and raided my fridge. When i went to bed, i started singing that sosng from o brother where art thou (the one that the chick sings about going down to the river to pray... that song rules).... Yea..."
Nothing insane, but I liked it enough to post it.
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Hoolio: If a cop rolled up, I'd turn into an armadillo and get under his wheel, because I know he'd do the same to me if I were still a human! MoG: ...?
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Hoolio: ...I'm hyigh..
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