Big hoe storys? Lol

Got some total hoe stories? Let's hear.

So me and two of my friends, made plans to chill and play pong at my house one night. One of my friends brought his GF, and she brought one of her friends, for my other friend. The girl she brought was 17, and my friend was 24. Haha.

We were playing pong and shit got buzzing good, my 24 year old friend started to get sick cause he drank some vodka too, he puked and even puked a little on him self. So it was pretty clear he wasn't hooking up with that bitch, he didn't care anyways because he thought she was younger and what not. This is when I notice this bitch starts getting real close to me. My phone stopped playing music and we told her to pick a new song, and she's like what how do I do it? What I'm confused..

So I go over there trying to pick a song and she's like teach me teach me! And rubbing up on me and I'm just like uhhohhuhhh. Picked a song and went back to my location and had some of my beer. I knew this girl was a hoe, but I didn't know how bad of a hoe she was until a month later. Continuing on with my story, she came over to were I was and got REAL CLOSE, so I was like fuck it and just started making out with her. Lol it was some good kissin.

Anyways, my mom came outside to take the dogs out and my friends started freaking out thinking it was my step dad and calling the cops on us cause he's a real prick, like serious prick. So they're freaking out getting in the car and this bitch is just like what's going on.. I wanna stay with you what's going on LMAO, I wasn't really paying attention because I thought I was about to get into a fist fight with my step dad.

Anyways, turns out it was just my mom, smoked a cigarette with her then went inside. This girl was a hoe so bad, within 5 minutes of leaving she reached up into the front seat and pulled out my friends peter and started giving him head. He's 24 and had puke on him LOLOL!

I was like hell yea man (the next day he was tellin me bout it). And for some reason the girls kept wanting to drink at my place again so I was like whatever. This time that hoe stayed with me and we had sex. She had some awesome tittys, not big but perky as fuck and the greatest nips I've ever laid eyes on. I fingered her and it kinda felt weird.. But I wasn't sure because I kinda had a buzz and it was dark there was only the light from my tv.

Anyways after sex she proceeds to cuddle up next to me, like listing all the guys she's ever done stuff with. I didn't even ask, or even get remotely on the subject, and I was like you don't have to tell me I already know it's like 7. She's like um.. Lists off 7 names, then keeps going, and going. I was literally like DA FUQ ? She got to 14. And she Didn't even list off 2 names I KNEW for a fact. So she had 16 guys. I was her 17th that night. Gross right?

Anyways we kind of had a thing for like a month, I just kept having her come over on nights so I could get laid and get amazing blow jobs. This slut was so experienced, oh my god, it was the best blowjob I HAVE EVER HAD, and ever will. It was so fucking godlike I can't even begin to explain, no girl has ever done that to my penis before with their mouth or even came close!!

What a slut tho, huh? 17 guys @ 17 years old. And for fuck sakes the first night she came out her BOYFRIEND was complaining and bitching saying "What are you fucking ***** now?!?" My 24 year old friend. Haha lmao.

Then the night she hooked up with me after we were done making out her boyfriend calls her phone, she answers it quick and she's like here!! talk to him!! I'm like da fuq? who is it? I didn't even know she had a boyfriend until after all this occured.

So I was like hey what's up. LMAO. And he's like who is this, and I said my name and he's just like Bob?!?!?!!?!? (My names not really bob but I had to put a name in lol). Then he's like give the phone to slut. So I did, they talked for like 5 seconds then hung up.

What a hoeeeeeeeeeeeee. I miss her blowjobs A LOT tho. I think I'm going to have to get a hold of here soon one of these nights just for another one because that shit was god like.

P.S while she was giving me head once, she stops, looks at me and is like you better not cum in my mouth like ____ and ____ do I hate it.. I was like what the fuck bitch? Kinda turned me off, I didn't even wanna cum in her mouth after that so I didn't. Lol.

Oh yea about her vagina. I noticed that it was defiantly strange, and my friend said the same thing to me. There was like LONG hairs growing ON it in the middle of it.. Like weird. Thank god I never ate her out, cause eating out is my specialty.

And yes I think technically my friend is a pedo. Lmfao.

That's the biggest whore story I have, sorry if it's long but I needed to go into great detail for you to understand how much of a hoe she is. I know she passed 17 guys very soon after me, and this was a few months ago so I'm guessing at least 23 by now.

The parts in bold are the parts that really turned me off, I literally lost my hard on at one point and she's like way to go soft on me!! I was like um well I don't wanna hear that lol.

Edited by 420Prospect, 24 July 2012 - 04:57 PM.

Vegas...Strip.

All I can really say.

Haha no doubt, I mean like a non prostitute, story of a girl you hooked up with and was just a TOTAL slut!!

Haha no doubt, I mean like a non prostitute, story of a girl you hooked up with and was just a TOTAL slut!!

Kansas...Ugghhhh, as far as I want to go with that wretched story.

LOLOLOL. I read your thread about Kansas, damn you really hate that place.

Seriously, you have like three post on GC and you come up with this shit?

LOLOLOL. I read your thread about Kansas, damn you really hate that place.

I refer to it as "The Cesspit of the United States."

There is...Literally, not one damn redeemin' factor of that state.

Haha your story was so funny. If she's a hoe then why do you still fuck with her? And that shit about her vagina thats gross

Haha your story was so funny. If she's a hoe then why do you still fuck with her? And that shit about her vagina thats gross

Yea she's a total hoe, I haven't talked to her in months, but I want one of her famous blow jobs again so bad. And yeah her vagina was weird, I never got to see it in the light thank god.

And why the hell does post count matter? I didn't know I needed a certain amount of posts before I could start certain threads.

I refer to it as "The Cesspit of the United States."

There is...Literally, not one damn redeemin' factor of that state.

haha getting started on Kansas again ?

I refer to it as "The Cesspit of the United States."

There is...Literally, not one damn redeemin' factor of that state.

lol can i get a link? id like to read this. and OP that girl you talked about reminds me of me ex lol

That's nothing, I hooked up with a girl whose number was in the 40's.

I dated a girl who was pretty promiscuous. She lived a town over though, so I really didn't know about all that until after we had been dating for a while. By that point I care about her a good bit so it didn't bother me so much because she wasn't like that anymore and I was pretty sure she was faithful, so why would it matter? Plus she was pretty good at the whole sex thing.

Of course I figured it was all good for during our lengthy relationship. Until we broke up, anyway. It was a mutual break up because things had come up that neither of us could really control.. so we decided to just end it. I was still pretty upset though and I was talking to one of her friends about it, who I had come to know pretty well and would say was a fairly good friend of mine at the time. She decided to go ahead and tell me it wasn't worth stressing because she had cheated on me numerous times anyway. I was like what the fuck? I asked the chick about it who wouldn't say she did or didn't, but just kept saying "if we're broken up why should that matter?"

Bitch, it matters because that would mean you're a shitty person who I don't even want to be friends with. Hoe.

Not the best hoe story.. but it's probably the only one I have. I had a fling with another chick once where it was just sex. But she didn't strike me as a hoe. I think she didn't do that sort of thing often, but I may be wrong.

whore storiessss..at a party, i slipped myself from the scene and went into the garage where i knew there was hella high quality alc in the fridge and shit. it was a lav party you could do anything you want as long as youre not sloppy and breaking shit. well i guess this girl followed me from a distance you know saw me walkin down the hallway n shit. while im lookin in the fridge i hear some heels comin through the door and i see its this bitch ive known from a while back. shes like "you gonna let me have some of that?" i turn around playerish like "yeah if you take me on a red eye"(means head in the bay area) she pushes me back against the fridge and sucked my dick hahahah

the best part is that she really did want some drank..when she reached for the bottle i was like "nah i just came in your mouth theres like 10 of these in there help yourself" and just walked off hahaha dumbass slut

I fucked two prostitutes in the red light district in amsterdam in 1999. I was 20 years old. Good times.

Was once at a party with gf at my friends house. maybe 20 people there. Anyways this girl was there and shes just acting slutty all night, dropping shit on purpose and bending over to get it, talking about ,shit shes done in bed in the past. The party starts dying out late at night people passing out or leaving. Before my and my girl go to bed downstairs i look at her and im like wow that girl is such a whore and shes so wasted., mark my words, whoever is the last one up drinking with her will go to poundtown, and my gf agrees.

Anyways me and my gf are the only 2 left in the basement so we end up fucking on my buddies couch, cuddle up to fall asleep after. I'm not tired yet so i go out to the garage to smoke one last cig for the night. Now my buddy has a camaro and a couch in the garage. To see the couch you have to walk around the camaro and the backside of the couch. I walk in and around the car and im almost on the couch till i turn the corner and see one of my buddies going down on the bitch, her shirt off legs spread i can see EVERYTHING. I'm like oh shit!!! and start to turn around to go back inside. but this girl , who makes no attempts to cover up or stop what my friend is doing, shouts NATE!! where are you going!! sit on the couch with us and have a drink!!

I'm totally wierded out by now so im like fuuuuuck no and continue walking, and she shouts come on don't be a prude. My buddy (who is consistently the most ackward dude i know) shouts yeah man come over here and have a drink! Play with her titties while i eat her out!! I'm completely freaked now thinking theyre trying to get me into a devils threesome, and hoping my gf didn't wake up and hear this nonsense go down.

Everybody heard about it the next morning. It was kinda funny to, before this happened all the single guys were kind of hitting on her, but after hearing she fucked my ackward friend and tried to initiate a threesome, the only times people would take to her after that was when they were giving her shit about what happened.

Man so many women are whores.

Was once at a party with gf at my friends house. maybe 20 people there. Anyways this girl was there and shes just acting slutty all night, dropping shit on purpose and bending over to get it, talking about ,shit shes done in bed in the past. The party starts dying out late at night people passing out or leaving. Before my and my girl go to bed downstairs i look at her and im like wow that girl is such a whore and shes so wasted., mark my words, whoever is the last one up drinking with her will go to poundtown, and my gf agrees.

Anyways me and my gf are the only 2 left in the basement so we end up fucking on my buddies couch, cuddle up to fall asleep after. I'm not tired yet so i go out to the garage to smoke one last cig for the night. Now my buddy has a camaro and a couch in the garage. To see the couch you have to walk around the camaro and the backside of the couch. I walk in and around the car and im almost on the couch till i turn the corner and see one of my buddies going down on the bitch, her shirt off legs spread i can see EVERYTHING. I'm like oh shit!!! and start to turn around to go back inside. but this girl , who makes no attempts to cover up or stop what my friend is doing, shouts NATE!! where are you going!! sit on the couch with us and have a drink!!

I'm totally wierded out by now so im like fuuuuuck no and continue walking, and she shouts come on don't be a prude. My buddy (who is consistently the most ackward dude i know) shouts yeah man come over here and have a drink! Play with her titties while i eat her out!! I'm completely freaked now thinking theyre trying to get me into a devils threesome, and hoping my gf didn't wake up and hear this nonsense go down.

Everybody heard about it the next morning. It was kinda funny to, before this happened all the single guys were kind of hitting on her, but after hearing she fucked my ackward friend and tried to initiate a threesome, the only times people would take to her after that was when they were giving her shit about what happened.

Man so many women are whores.

hahahaha that's awesome. you should have shagged a quick blowjob after that cig and went back to bed.

My friends "A", "T" and two girls "Amber" and "E" picked me up from my girlfriends house at 6am when I was 16.
My friend "A" was driving, my friend "T" was in the back seat with "Amber" and girl "E" was in the front seat.
A and T are like "E" is down bro, said it out loud. I said "what?", they said "she think's you're cute, she has been talkin about you non stop, she want's to fuck", keep in mind the girl "E" heard this, didn't care, she looked in the back seat and smiled.
Anyway we get to my house, smoke 2 blunts and drink 40's, keep in mind we're skipping school back then.
Anyway, I start makin' out with this slut and she is like "god i wana fuck you so bad right now, tell "A" to go in the other room.
"A" is my best friend so i said "he's watchin' TV, he isn't lookin", keep in mind he's on one side of the bed watchin TV.
Anyway I'm tearin' this hoe up doggy style and my friend actually hands me a forty, I take a swig, hand it back *thanks coach*.
Anyway this girl was a slut, i told her I was going to fuck her in the ass and she had no problem with it.
I spit on her asshole and rammed it in there, she was sayin "fuck my ass fuck my ass", I could hear my best friend laughing LOL, she was face down in a pillow about 2 ft away from his head.
Anyway, I come in her ass and we take a shower together, i get some more head etc.
All of my friends wen't home except this girl "E" who i fucked in the ass.
Anyway we go over to another friends house and i get a bottle of vodka, and we get drunk. Keep in mind this girl was a fine latina with apple bottom ass and big perky tits.
I told my friend "bro feel this ass, and I moved her jeans down when she was layin on the couch LOL, she liked all of the attention.
Anyway I fuck her in my friends spare bedroom, in the middle of it one of my bro's ran in and took a pipe and a lighter out of the jeans around my ankles, fuck it, what are friends for right?
Anyway, this time I pulled it out of her pussy and came in her mouth.
My other friend called me and told me about a bbq w/ drinks they were havin at the river, said my girlfriend was there and I was invited of course, said alright.
Told the girl and my friends what the deal was, "hey i gotta go, somethin' came up etc", I get a call later that night and my friend is like "dude, that girl u banged is a slut, i banged her to when I took her home, thanks for bringin her over", told him i had came in her mouth and butt an hour prior, he didn't like that but said "it's a fucked up world".
Anyway a week later this same slut comes over to my apartment and this time i got 6 of my friends over, total sausage fest.
Anyway I get drunk and all my friends are like "that girl's pretty hot, we need to go find more girls" etc, and I tell "W", "I bet I could talk this girl into letting us run a train on her".
I had never done that before, anyway I talked her into it.
It was brutal, six dudes on one girl, I couldn't get hard and was face fuckin and gaggin her with a soft dick.
Anyway i'm out of rotation, said fuck it guys u can finish this.
Anyway, this ended up like something out of a porno, "W" was fuckin her in the ass, "A" was in the cooch and she was alternating giving head to 3 guys LOL.
Keep in mind when I was that age I was living with my Grandma, she had raised me.
She walked in on this and said "what the fuck is going on in here", only time i heard my grandma cuss.
She was yellin at everybody to get out and all you hear is condoms pop off like the sound of a latex glove pulled fast off your hand.
I sold unmentionable out of my window so I did not have a screen on it.
It was nasty because afterword there were dirty condoms from other dudes all over my room, one had poop on it, I will never forget those days.
When I have children I have a ton of fucked up stories to tell about whores.
Anyway I still talk to this slut in question, she is now full blown super hot lesbian and the other day she said "you know you and your friends are the reason I'm a lesbian right?", I apologized because she actually contracted gonoreah of the throat from my friend "B" in that circle. Sick shit.

My friends "A", "T" and two girls "Amber" and "E" picked me up from my girlfriends house at 6am when I was 16.
My friend "A" was driving, my friend "T" was in the back seat with "Amber" and girl "E" was in the front seat.
A and T are like "E" is down bro, said it out loud. I said "what?", they said "she think's you're cute, she has been talkin about you non stop, she want's to fuck", keep in mind the girl "E" heard this, didn't care, she looked in the back seat and smiled.
Anyway we get to my house, smoke 2 blunts and drink 40's, keep in mind we're skipping school back then.
Anyway, I start makin' out with this slut and she is like "god i wana fuck you so bad right now, tell "A" to go in the other room.
"A" is my best friend so i said "he's watchin' TV, he isn't lookin", keep in mind he's on one side of the bed watchin TV.
Anyway I'm tearin' this hoe up doggy style and my friend actually hands me a forty, I take a swig, hand it back *thanks coach*.
Anyway this girl was a slut, i told her I was going to fuck her in the ass and she had no problem with it.
I spit on her asshole and rammed it in there, she was sayin "fuck my ass fuck my ass", I could hear my best friend laughing LOL, she was face down in a pillow about 2 ft away from his head.
Anyway, I come in her ass and we take a shower together, i get some more head etc.
All of my friends wen't home except this girl "E" who i fucked in the ass.
Anyway we go over to another friends house and i get a bottle of vodka, and we get drunk. Keep in mind this girl was a fine latina with apple bottom ass and big perky tits.
I told my friend "bro feel this ass, and I moved her jeans down when she was layin on the couch LOL, she liked all of the attention.
Anyway I fuck her in my friends spare bedroom, in the middle of it one of my bro's ran in and took a pipe and a lighter out of the jeans around my ankles, fuck it, what are friends for right?
Anyway, this time I pulled it out of her pussy and came in her mouth.
My other friend called me and told me about a bbq w/ drinks they were havin at the river, said my girlfriend was there and I was invited of course, said alright.
Told the girl and my friends what the deal was, "hey i gotta go, somethin' came up etc", I get a call later that night and my friend is like "dude, that girl u banged is a slut, i banged her to when I took her home, thanks for bringin her over", told him i had came in her mouth and butt an hour prior, he didn't like that but said "it's a fucked up world".
Anyway a week later this same slut comes over to my apartment and this time i got 6 of my friends over, total sausage fest.
Anyway I get drunk and all my friends are like "that girl's pretty hot, we need to go find more girls" etc, and I tell "W", "I bet I could talk this girl into letting us run a train on her".
I had never done that before, anyway I talked her into it.
It was brutal, six dudes on one girl, I couldn't get hard and was face fuckin and gaggin her with a soft dick.
Anyway i'm out of rotation, said fuck it guys u can finish this.
Anyway, this ended up like something out of a porno, "W" was fuckin her in the ass, "A" was in the cooch and she was alternating giving head to 3 guys LOL.
Keep in mind when I was that age I was living with my Grandma, she had raised me.
She walked in on this and said "what the fuck is going on in here", only time i heard my grandma cuss.
She was yellin at everybody to get out and all you hear is condoms pop off like the sound of a latex glove pulled fast off your hand.
I sold unmentionable out of my window so I did not have a screen on it.
It was nasty because afterword there were dirty condoms from other dudes all over my room, one had poop on it, I will never forget those days.
When I have children I have a ton of fucked up stories to tell about whores.
Anyway I still talk to this slut in question, she is now full blown super hot lesbian and the other day she said "you know you and your friends are the reason I'm a lesbian right?", I apologized because she actually contracted gonoreah of the throat from my friend "B" in that circle. Sick shit.

no way i can climb that wall of text. they dont make harnesses tough enough for that.

Yall need to come out to where I live. Too many stories I dont even know where to begin ha