So me and two of my friends, made plans to chill and play pong at my house one night. One of my friends brought his GF, and she brought one of her friends, for my other friend. The girl she brought was 17, and my friend was 24. Haha.
We were playing pong and shit got buzzing good, my 24 year old friend started to get sick cause he drank some vodka too, he puked and even puked a little on him self. So it was pretty clear he wasn't hooking up with that bitch, he didn't care anyways because he thought she was younger and what not. This is when I notice this bitch starts getting real close to me. My phone stopped playing music and we told her to pick a new song, and she's like what how do I do it? What I'm confused..
So I go over there trying to pick a song and she's like teach me teach me! And rubbing up on me and I'm just like uhhohhuhhh. Picked a song and went back to my location and had some of my beer. I knew this girl was a hoe, but I didn't know how bad of a hoe she was until a month later. Continuing on with my story, she came over to were I was and got REAL CLOSE, so I was like fuck it and just started making out with her. Lol it was some good kissin.
Anyways, my mom came outside to take the dogs out and my friends started freaking out thinking it was my step dad and calling the cops on us cause he's a real prick, like serious prick. So they're freaking out getting in the car and this bitch is just like what's going on.. I wanna stay with you what's going on LMAO, I wasn't really paying attention because I thought I was about to get into a fist fight with my step dad.
Anyways, turns out it was just my mom, smoked a cigarette with her then went inside. This girl was a hoe so bad, within 5 minutes of leaving she reached up into the front seat and pulled out my friends peter and started giving him head. He's 24 and had puke on him LOLOL!
I was like hell yea man (the next day he was tellin me bout it). And for some reason the girls kept wanting to drink at my place again so I was like whatever. This time that hoe stayed with me and we had sex. She had some awesome tittys, not big but perky as fuck and the greatest nips I've ever laid eyes on. I fingered her and it kinda felt weird.. But I wasn't sure because I kinda had a buzz and it was dark there was only the light from my tv.
Anyways after sex she proceeds to cuddle up next to me, like listing all the guys she's ever done stuff with. I didn't even ask, or even get remotely on the subject, and I was like you don't have to tell me I already know it's like 7. She's like um.. Lists off 7 names, then keeps going, and going. I was literally like DA FUQ ? She got to 14. And she Didn't even list off 2 names I KNEW for a fact. So she had 16 guys. I was her 17th that night. Gross right?
Anyways we kind of had a thing for like a month, I just kept having her come over on nights so I could get laid and get amazing blow jobs. This slut was so experienced, oh my god, it was the best blowjob I HAVE EVER HAD, and ever will. It was so fucking godlike I can't even begin to explain, no girl has ever done that to my penis before with their mouth or even came close!!
What a slut tho, huh? 17 guys @ 17 years old. And for fuck sakes the first night she came out her BOYFRIEND was complaining and bitching saying "What are you fucking ***** now?!?" My 24 year old friend. Haha lmao.
Then the night she hooked up with me after we were done making out her boyfriend calls her phone, she answers it quick and she's like here!! talk to him!! I'm like da fuq? who is it? I didn't even know she had a boyfriend until after all this occured.
So I was like hey what's up. LMAO. And he's like who is this, and I said my name and he's just like Bob?!?!?!!?!? (My names not really bob but I had to put a name in lol). Then he's like give the phone to slut. So I did, they talked for like 5 seconds then hung up.
What a hoeeeeeeeeeeeee. I miss her blowjobs A LOT tho. I think I'm going to have to get a hold of here soon one of these nights just for another one because that shit was god like.
P.S while she was giving me head once, she stops, looks at me and is like you better not cum in my mouth like ____ and ____ do I hate it.. I was like what the fuck bitch? Kinda turned me off, I didn't even wanna cum in her mouth after that so I didn't. Lol.
Oh yea about her vagina. I noticed that it was defiantly strange, and my friend said the same thing to me. There was like LONG hairs growing ON it in the middle of it.. Like weird. Thank god I never ate her out, cause eating out is my specialty.
And yes I think technically my friend is a pedo. Lmfao.
That's the biggest whore story I have, sorry if it's long but I needed to go into great detail for you to understand how much of a hoe she is. I know she passed 17 guys very soon after me, and this was a few months ago so I'm guessing at least 23 by now.
The parts in bold are the parts that really turned me off, I literally lost my hard on at one point and she's like way to go soft on me!! I was like um well I don't wanna hear that lol.
Edited by 420Prospect, 24 July 2012 - 04:57 PM.