Getting fired..

So tomorrow I'm getting the boot from my job...I messed up on the WE CARD test thing, i forgot to card some kid and they sent in the manager of the thing saying they sent him in as a test and I failed...so today I went into the store to check my hours and they were all crossed out..my manager then told me to come in in the morning to talk to the bigger manager, now the one manager is pretty cool but the dick who told me its gonna be a big deal when I failed.is exactly that a dick. Ik for a fact there's a forgiveness system but sometimes they bypass..sometimes they don't, it was up to him and he didn't give me the forgiveness thing.

But now I already have a job lined up working for my uncle so I don't need them as a reference and I only want to say something funny and clever as I leave, or during the firing process or whatever. I dont want to be mean or insulting but the one manager is a real asshole so I'm trying to make him look dumb infrpnt of the big
Manager...this is 100% immature and this is usually something I'd never do but I need some justice or whatever haha any ideas?

:: I thought about when they're telling me I'm fired just ignoring the fact something like this..

Boss- were gonna have to let you go

Me- so il be in tommorow at 6?

Boss- no your fired

Me- wow I really need this promotion thank you

Boss- no you don't understand

Me- no I do..your giving me a paid vacation?!

Etc etc

^again very childish/dumb but I'd get a laugh about it idk even know lol

Edited by Aw Hey Bud, 16 July 2012 - 01:38 AM.

Sucks man.

Gotta card though, the company can get in a lot of trouble and pay some hefty fines cause you were being lazy.

On to the next one

Shit that sucks man, I work at Food Lion and they ain't never do some bullshit like that there my dude

If you're fired why the hell would you go in?

Explain this we card test thing, confused

Sucks a lot bro. That must be why our local guy who sold to underage kids told them to hand him some kind of ID so the camera would see him checking something lol

Hope shit straightens out for you in the best man

Yep just learn from your errors and pay better attention at your next job!

Live and learn my friend. I hope you don't get fired though and they just give you a warning.

Explain this we card test thing, confused

Person comes in and buys something that you need to be 18/21 to buy and you're suppose to ask for ID no matter what. He did not ask for id.

Definitely make sure you go in and dont just say 'fuck it im already fired'

you might just get suspended and be put on probation

Explain this we card test thing, confused

As their employee he has to Check ID cards for people buying things like ciggs and alcohol, but OP didnt.

Op, you fucked up and im sure you know you did. What ever, its not like you where a lawyer, it was a BS job...

Just hope you can get another one soon enough lol

Explain this we card test thing, confused

It's like a company that monitors if we're carding people for tobacco products and I got lazy and ficked it up.

Oh, here in canada it's called getting ID'd, got confused

Sucks a lot bro. That must be why our local guy who sold to underage kids told them to hand him some kind of ID so the camera would see him checking something lol

Hope shit straightens out for you in the best man

Appreciate it but I fucked up, gotta take whats coming to me but what pisses me off is I told them straight up "I fucked up do what you have to do" and they were still scolding me like I thought it wasn't a big deal but it's whatever I guess huh live and learn

Definitely make sure you go in and dont just say 'fuck it im already fired'

you might just get suspended and be put on probation

Yea I'm not gonna blow it off, if they say im on probation or a one more chance type thing il gladly stay but once they say I'm fired...il handle it semi maturely not gonna flip em off and shit but I wanna do something even if it
Gets them laughing lol

If you're fired why the hell would you go in?

Then I'd look like an ass if I ever went in..it's a little wawa down the street I'm In there everyday..food, wraps, and etc..

Feel me?

Then I'd look like an ass if I ever went in..it's a little wawa down the street I'm In there everyday..food, wraps, and etc..

Feel me?

I feel you. That's respectable.

I feel you. That's respectable.

Yea lol I'm still gonna feel like "that guy" that still comes here daily after being fired haha

its a gas station job, who cares? tell them you're glad you got fired so you can find a real job

I don't really have any good ideas, but make it good! I was fired once...I had an idea that I might be but I was convinced that I could just talk my way out of it. Well I went in and they told me... I was like one step before getting on my knees and pleading to keep my job. I felt like an idiot because I was always that guy that said he would leave in a big bang if anything haha. Well I ended up scoring a better job 3 days later. Needless to say I wish pissed but more happy more move on

its a gas station job, who cares? tell them you're glad you got fired so you can find a real job

Id care.. shit.. imma felon.. jobs arent easy to come by.

even for a kid goin to college its not easy to get a job