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07-22-2006, 07:40 AM
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Legend in my Spare Time
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Uuuhhh...I just smoked an ant. :(
Bah! What the hell? I was just blazing a bowl, and I notice a little ant was crawling on my hand. I let him be, he wasn't harming anything, and I forgot about it. I go back to blazing and didn't notice the little guy had hauled-ass into the bowl.
I go to blazing and looking into the bowl, and I see my little, any friend sitting there. But, I was too stoned at this point. The lighted bic was just at the bowl and it fried the little guy while I was inhaling. I smoked his soul.  Maybe I'll get his strength and senses like Jeff Goldblum from, "The Fly!" That'd be so kickass. 
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07-22-2006, 07:44 AM
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best way for an ant to die. his last memorie was sitting next to a huge firey nug. he probly got some of the smoke off the bowl and was tripping his little ant nuts off and fell off your hand into the bowl. poor little guy
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07-22-2006, 07:46 AM
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Bah, this was supposed to be in The General forum, as well, lol
Too stoned to realize which section I'm in.
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07-22-2006, 07:50 AM
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I'm giving you rep so when you become the Ant Overlord and kill us all, you spare me.
Lol nah actually because I'm blazed shitless off res and that cracked me up so hard... poor buddy, he didn't die in vein.
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07-22-2006, 07:52 AM
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Wait, so you watched the ant go into the bowl and smoked it anyways.... umm yea. lol thats mad funny, it reminds me off cheech and chong where chong takes a cockroach from his roach jar and smokes it in some big ass pipe, and just like has a coughin fit, then does it again lol.
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07-22-2006, 07:57 AM
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lol, yea. I knew it was happening, but I couldn't from the thoughts to stop myself from lighting up...lol.
This next bowl's for you, Leroy!  (I named him Leroy)
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07-22-2006, 07:59 AM
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I bet Leroy was one of those badass ants. Just didn't give a shit and was a rebel. Outside the hole all night, in the bad part of the desert, getting cricket pussy and wasted with the caterpillars on hookahs and hash.
Rock on, Leroy! You died like any man would have wanted...smoking the biggest bowl you've ever seen! 
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07-22-2006, 08:05 AM
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That's classic man! haha!
R.I.P Leroy! This bowls for you!
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07-22-2006, 08:07 AM
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I put that shit in my sig because thats just too funny! +rep too!
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07-22-2006, 08:08 AM
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He was a black ant, that reminded me of the black cat I had....also named Leroy, lol.
Oh well, his ashes were scattered to the winds, when I blew through the carb to clean the thing. Now, packed up again! Ah, the sweet life.
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07-22-2006, 08:10 AM
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EDIT; ...Spliff, I'm going to hunt you down at night, and steal your weed. Then kill you. Not nesscessarily in that order. Man you beat me ='(
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07-22-2006, 08:10 AM
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God, I'm just feeling so good. I have a shitload of work tomorrow again, but I don't care. I'm raking it in with the overtime. I'm moving soon, and everything's just working out. Must be the Ghost of Leroy...
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07-22-2006, 08:12 AM
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07-22-2006, 08:21 AM
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Smoke that shit, yo!
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Dude, you killed him!
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07-22-2006, 08:24 AM
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Lol JK.
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