Close Call

[spinner]

So me and about 6 friends are outside on my cousins porch at about 12ish

we had all chipped in and bought a Half Gallon of Absolut Ruby Red (delicious)

his parents were sleeping as usual (they work really early, go to bed at like 9), and we decided to drink and get some weed

i dont really remember buying the weed but before i knew it we were smoking out of my cousins sweet bubbler, 8" Sherlock style (which he got for 25 from an idiot but thats another story)

anyway, we are all caked as hell and one kid is basically a vegatable on the chair outside

all of the sudden his MOM COMES DOWN (she knows we smoke but she doesnt like it), and she starts talking to Nick (vegetable) and hes just going "uhh gah" and some other noises

she asks me what we are doing and why were so loud and i just go "were just trying to have a good fucking time" to my AUNT XD. anyway, she leaves and we blaze some more

not that great but it was scary

and i heard the best 2 quotes of my life that night and one other funny one

1. "it dont matter, all were gonna worry about when we get our own place is the Case in the Fridge, the Fifth in the Freezer and the Bong in the Basement"

2. "im ok at chugging, when i start to want to throw up, thats when i start thinking about titties"

3. my cousin is yelling at his dog and he says "Grandma go inside" by accident

[smokinfresh]

Haha good story, funny quotes. For some reason this just popped back into my head after I read your story. Yesterday i was goin to grab some food in my kitchen. My dad was in the kitchen, and right after I grabbed a bag of munchies, I suddenly just blurted out "I'M HIGH". Inside my head I was like SHIT! So I tried to cover it up by saying "Umm...I'm hungry...I mean I'm thirsty" My dad was lookin at me all wierd, so I just walked quickly out of the room without turing back.

[Ganjagod85]

LOL smokin that's a lil sketch hahaha

[Grt]

hhahaha this whole thread is funny

[emagdnim13]

seriously

when i feel like i'm going to throw up that's when i think about titties.

had me laughing outloud at work.


and blurting out what your thinking in your head when your high is the worst.

[Alex_09]

Oh god man, on friday me and 3/4 others are drinking 16 litres of these more powerful coolers, they are around 11 %, they arent really coolers I guess, more a weak liquor but Im hoping Im gonna be getting that drunk since I havent in a few weeks.