i am so paranoid

[peaceloveandBUD]

so like 15 minutes ago i was smoking in my closet, and i was almost done and my mom walks in. i put down all my utensils and walk out of the closet and shes like "what are you doing in the closet?" and i was like "...i put a seat in there and i like to sit and read there its fun" and she looked at me funny and left. my eyes were so red. so then she came back and was like "it smells like lighter in the kitchen" and im like "i wasnt in the kitchen" which i wasnt! but it must have been my incents so i put that out. then i came out and figured i was done. so i was on my computer and she walked in and was like "oh i thought you were singing and playing your guitar" and im like "nope its the stereo" cause i was listening to the yeah yeah yeahs. and she left. but she keeps looking at me funny. im not leaving my room for the next 3 hours. but im so stoned and like my arms feel like they arnt connected to my body, like their just floating there. and omg im typing so fast i dont even know that i could type that incredibly fast. its fucking crazy. all this pressure is behind pushed down on my head. and im getting sucked into the carpet. its pulling me under man! oh shit it sounds like some ones at my window. oh wait! its fireworks! shit what the hell was i saying. crap i dont know. but there is all this pressure on my head. and im fighting gravity. oh man i just had a deja vu. holy hell. oh dude i need to quit typing. sorry.

[racoonsuit]

haha, smoking in your closet? i think it's time to come out of the closet and tell your mom that you smoke. i think she already knows, anyway.

[jeffro34]

^^ dont tell ur mom u smoke already just stay low and maybe it might seem crazy but maybe if u really started to read in ur closet she would buy ur story. idk just an idea..just stay low man trust me and go down stairs once ur red eye goes away so u dot look sketched out

[naughtyneighbor]

lol i like to "read" in my closet too

[smokinfresh]

Haha....You my friend...YOU...Are HIGH

[peaceloveandBUD]

haha yeah dude. my mom was just talking to me earlier today about how she has such good kids. and how she trusts me and stuff haha. i dont think she knows, went out to get munchies and she was talking to me normally. but like i was gonna read in there too like you said. that was if she walks in ill be reading and she will be like "ok so she really does read, must not have been smoking that day. why would i acuse her of that! shes such a good kid! she would NEVER do that!" haha im still so high. i colored a sweet picture with crayons. i had mac and cheese, cool ranch dorritos and salsa, and a nutty bar. i want some baked beans and a salad though, im gonna go make that now.

[broncos420]

Originally Posted by peaceloveandBUD

haha yeah dude. my mom was just talking to me earlier today about how she has such good kids. and how she trusts me and stuff haha. i dont think she knows, went out to get munchies and she was talking to me normally. but like i was gonna read in there too like you said. that was if she walks in ill be reading and she will be like "ok so she really does read, must not have been smoking that day. why would i acuse her of that! shes such a good kid! she would NEVER do that!" haha im still so high. i colored a sweet picture with crayons. i had mac and cheese, cool ranch dorritos and salsa, and a nutty bar. i want some baked beans and a salad though, im gonna go make that now.

lmao, u must've been really baked.

[jeffro34]

yeah dude um she might b saying of how great of a kid u are so u will feel quilty and then u tell her just b careful.....she might know

[naku06]

AHAHA! omg...this is the first time someone literally is in the closet about smoking.

edit: im sorry...i just thought it was funny. ive heard freinds use the term to describe themselves.

[racoonsuit]

Originally Posted by naku06

AHAHA! omg...this is the first time someone literally is in the closet about smoking.

haha, ya. intervention time.