If you could be any animal, what would you be and why?

Discussion in 'Philosophy' started by SUBLIMEtreat, Apr 2, 2010.

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  1. #1 SUBLIMEtreat, Apr 2, 2010
    If you could be any animal in the entire animal kingdom... what would you want to be and why would you want to be that animal?

    I'd probably want to either be a house cat or a sloth. Cats just sleep, eat, and play all day. They don't have to wear clothes either, which is pretty cool. And they have cool designs on their fur. :hello: Sloths pretty much do the same, and every time I see one I just smile and giggle because they're silly looking. I'd wanna make people smile and giggle all the time. :p

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  2. #2 samurala, Apr 2, 2010
    biggest species of eagle.





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  3. #3 Makizushi, Apr 2, 2010
    Without a doubt I would be my house cat. He has is made...... Lazy fucker :D
     
  4. #4 High.Ryder, Apr 2, 2010
    A THC worm, haha, no really.







    Lol, I think I would be a cat. :) Oh the youtube-stardom I would have. :rolleyes:
     
  5. #5 NYC Diesel, Apr 2, 2010
    A seagull. I could shit on people for years and not get bored
     
  6. #6 KoopaKing, Apr 2, 2010
    A sea turtle, i'f I'm not eaten. I could get turtle pussy for HUNDREDS of years.:cool:
     
  7. #7 Tyro01, Apr 2, 2010
    This, or any tortoise

    An octopus, mildly smart, can make shelter, dominant predator, and change colors. Plus my farts are visibly disturbing as well :D
     
  8. #8 NYC Diesel, Apr 2, 2010
    lol this was my 2nd choice
     
  9. #9 ChicagoToker, Apr 2, 2010
    a fuckin panda. they have no natural predators, they can seriously fuck shit up if they wanted to, and they chill out and munch bamboo all day:smoking:
     
  10. #10 jamesh, Apr 2, 2010
    A human. No explanation needed.
     
  11. #11 StillNotCashed, Apr 2, 2010
    A wise-cracking monkey with a cigar.
     
  12. #12 KoopaKing, Apr 2, 2010
    ^^^That's intresting, because I wonder if some animals ever wish to be human. IF animals had wishes.
     
  13. #13 SUBLIMEtreat, Apr 2, 2010

    Wow... I've never really wondered that before. I wonder if they DO ever wish to be human? Hmmpphh, guess I'll be forever puzzled. :confused:
     
  14. #14 King Willie, Apr 2, 2010
    I'd be a butterfly cuz I'm beautiful as fuck.
     
  15. #15 T-bone904, Apr 2, 2010
    the baddest motherfucker in the AK
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    lol i googled badass dragon:eek:
     
  16. #16 Goldmine, Apr 2, 2010
    id be a fucking megalodon shark


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  17. #17 King Willie, Apr 2, 2010
    Actually,I'd be a wookiee.Does that count?
     
  18. #18 Ganj0la, Apr 2, 2010

    Hell to the Yes


    Id be a house cat. Get all the Cat nap you want
     
  19. #19 Newbreak, Apr 2, 2010
    a cute little Pichu

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  20. #20 Anaru, Apr 2, 2010
    Probably a dolphin. They just seem so peaceful and happy all the time. They even have a permanent smile on their face!

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