"and now for something completely different"

[Gri77oN]

Posted by Frank(mopsy123@hotmail.com) on December 14, 2004 at 13:33:32:


Oh, I'm a good liberal. I believe in freedom and fairness and all that. I let all
my friends and family know all about how liberal I am all the time.

So, the people I know were very surprised when I told them that I voted for
George W. Bush. I'll bet you're shocked too. It's okay. I understand. The thing
is that I want you to understand too.

What most liberals just can't get through their heads is that there are certain
things in life that are more important than our liberal ideals. George W. Bush
protects those things, decent man that he is, and that's why I, and so many
other liberals, voted for Bush.

Still don't understand? Okay, I'll spell it out for you. I voted for George W.
Bush because:


George W. Bush warned us many times that the evildoer terrorists were
going to attack America before the 2004 elections, and by gum, he was
right! The United States of America suffered huge losses of life in major
cities, from Miami all the way over to Seattle. Osama Bin Laden himself
rammed a big Ford Expedition into the Sears Tower. But did John Kerry and
his liberals from Massachusetts believe Bush's warnings? Oh, no! I may be
a liberal, but it's clear to me that the security threat is too strong to vote for a
weak-kneed Democrat!


George W. Bush was the first to warn us that Iraq would give Osama Bin
Laden weapons of mass destruction. But, the big liberal media just ignored
all the evidence that George W. Bush had made public, and called him a liar.
Well, listen: I was there in Washington, D.C. when Al Quaida set off their
nuclear bomb in their latest attack on the United States! I was just 50 feet
away, protected by a mailbox, when they set off the nuclear bomb, and I saw
with my own eyes that the bomb had "made in Iraq" written on its side, in big
red letters. I may be a liberal, but I can't ignore all the evidence of the Iraqi
threat that George W. Bush has brought to the American people.



John Kerry and his supporters like Michael Moore made fun of Bush for
saying that there was a link between Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin
Laden. It was George W. Bush who discovered that Saddam Hussein and
Osama Bin Laden are in fact the same person! See, that's why all this time
Bush had not been able to find Osama Bin Laden. It's because he was
already in an American jail! See, General Noriega from Panama is also
Osama Bin Laden. Devious disguise, isn't it? I may be a liberal, but it's clear
to me that George W. Bush was right when he said that Hussein was linked
with Bin Laden!


John Kerry may have gone to Vietnam, but he didn't wrestle with Viet Cong
fighters in Hanoi to rescue American prisoners like George W. Bush did!
Coward! George W. Bush is a decorated military combat hero who bravely
volunteered to go to Vietnam, and stood up to fight when many others just
smoked pot! I may be a liberal, but I cannot ignore Bush's life-long history of
service to the United States of America!


I've been married for 25 long years, but when Massachusetts announced that
they would let gay people get married, my wife let me know that our own
marriage was through. She told me that she was going to leave me unless
the Republicans passed an amendment to the Constitution of the United
States of America that made gay marriage illegal. Well, those stupid
Democrats stopped Bush the first time, but at least Bush tried, and he says
that he's going to try again. How can my marriage possibly survive other
people who are not exactly like me getting married? I may be liberal, but I
can see that marriage really, really, truly does need to be defended against
Massachusetts.


Did you know that stem cell research does not just kill little bitty embryos that
were left over from fertility treatments and already scheduled to be thrown in
the garbage? Oh, no! Stem cell research, which the Democrats seem to
love, also requires the removal of brains from living children! That's right!
George W. Bush was the only one moral enough to stand up to this kind of
barbaric assault upon human life! I may be liberal, but I believe that the
removal of living children's brains is not okay!


Oh, we liberals go on and on about the separation of Church and State, but
did we ever stop to consider that the IRS has sent armed agents into public
schools all across the American South and forced Christian children to stop
praying? It's true! Not only that, but those IRS agents also forced Christian
children to say prayers to Satan! I may be liberal, but the nonstop
persecution of Christians by the federal government has got to stop!



Sure, you've heard of global warming, but did you know that George W. Bush
has already stopped it? Oh, all the liberal media keeps on talking about how
the Arctic Ice Cap is disappearing, and the sea levels are rising, but did you
know that President Bush personally approved a plan to ship popsicles all
around the world to cool things down? I'll bet you also didn't hear how Bush
passed a law that fought global warming by outlawing the use of hair dryers
on April 1 of every year. Thanks to these innovative measures, George W.
Bush has stopped global warming. All those liberal scientists are so
embarrassed that they just refuse to admit it. I may be liberal, but I'd be a fool
not to vote for such an environmental hero!


Senators Ted Kennedy and Joe Biden sure got upset at George W. Bush for
authorizing American soldiers to torture prisoners all over the world, but did
they know that Bush actually went to stop the torture himself once he learned
it was going on? That's right - when Bush heard that there was torture going
on at Abu Ghraib, he personally ordered Air Force One to fly him and his
cabinet into Baghdad. Then, without even putting on a flak jacket, Bush ran
from the airport all the way to Abu Ghraib, and stood in front of a bad apple
soldier who was threatening to beat a prisoner. Then, Donald Rumsfeld took
the soldier's gun away, and Alberto Gonzales wrote a memo on the spot
declaring torture to always be very very illegal, no matter what! I may be a
liberal, but I'm pretty suspicious that news of the President's personal
intervention never was reported in the New York Times.


When the Democrats in Congress came up with the idea for Total
Information Awareness, it was George W. Bush who raised the alarm and
warned the American People. It was George W. Bush who insisted that the
Democrats stop trying to force him to implement the program that would
have allowed a secret government computer to spy on ordinary Americans'
private lives. George W. Bush has always stood against the Democrats
attempts to undermine civil liberties. That's why, when the Democrats
proposed that FBI agents be allowed to interrogate peaceful protesters and
examine citizens' private library records, George W. Bush said, "NO SIR!". I
may be a liberal, but it's clear to me that George W. Bush stands up for
freedom when no one else will.


Now that you know the real facts, do you understand why I voted for George
W. Bush? President Bush is a truly compassionate man, and if you just take
the time to look beyond all the misinformation that's out there, you'll see that
he's downright liberal!

To all those bitter Democrats and other liberals out there who are feeling
bitter about "losing" the election to George W. Bush, I have this piece of
advice: Cheer up! George W. Bush proved time and time again in his first
term that he is always willing to reach out to those Americans who disagree
with him. President Bush will attend to all your needs, just as soon as you fall
in line and give up your silly resistance. Yes, George W. Bush is a President
for all Americans, especially liberals, which is why he has proposed a
universal health care plan and stands so strongly against the privatization of
Social Security.


Mostly, what American liberals need to do is stop thinking so much. It's a lot
easier that way. Thinking too much just makes you unhappy, and doesn't
everyone want to be happy?


I believe that, in the future, everyone will be voting for George W. Bush. He's
such an open, caring man, that I believe that he'll be allowed to run for
President again in 2008. And this time, with the voter protection technology
of touch screen voting, 100% of the votes will be for Bush. Just wait - you'll
see.

[General Blaze]

believe me, i live in the us..i am disliking my country more and more every day, and im not the only one

[GanjaGoddess1]

way too much writing to read but i bet it means alot to someone

[mooglekexin]

what will leaving solve? stay and fix the country!

Originally Posted by GANDHI

You can be the change you want to see in the world

i know in this day and age it is hard with all that power behind GWB, but impossible? NEVER

[mini_toker]

[QUOTE=Gri77oN]Posted by Frank(mopsy123@hotmail.com) on December 14, 2004 at 13:33:32:

George W. Bush warned us many times that the evildoer terrorists were
going to attack America before the 2004 elections, and by gum, he was
right!


so for all we know,bush was in leage(sp?) with the so called "terrorists" and stabed them in the back,some people are sayin that bush is the next hitler,mabey its tru,and mabey its not,but concidering all that hes done,the only reason that i beleve the "terrorists" attacked is because Bush was elected,as Osama "hated" so to speak his father and so when his son Bush got into power Osama got the idea to make shit hit the fan,and BANG another war,that very might turn into World War 3 if he isint kick out of power soon........just my thoughts about bush

[Gri77oN]

the text is meant to be the humoristic

[Mr.FunkDaDilly]

Yea that is way to mutch to expect a freakin pot head to read im so lazy i dident ever read a little because i knew that it was to long so there

[Stoned Steve.]

Damn.

Like......holy shit batman.



Too much writing......too many words......








......damn.