Post stories of you pooping places other than a toilet

Stevie Ray Bong · #1 (**permalink**) 11-05-2009, 07:09 AM

Fuck the other threads with junkies bragging about their latest black tar pick up, let's talk about some really fucked up shit.

When I was in 8th grade I was at my grandma's for easter... I woke up like 10 minutes before church and hopped in the shower quick. I thought it was just a fart coming but I accidentally shit everywhere, including my hand because I reached back like Neo from the matrix and caught half of it. It coiled up like a poop snake, and for a brief moment I knew my life was shittier than anyone on the planet.

I quickly cleaned up and when I was in church praying I could smell my own poop on my fingers. Fuuuuuuuuuuck

reggaemylitis · #2 (**permalink**) 11-05-2009, 07:16 AM

wtf i pooped in the woods

rubbs · #3 (**permalink**) 11-05-2009, 07:18 AM

lol in the woods, camping at lakes, beaches...
funny thread man

BayAreaToker · #4 (**permalink**) 11-05-2009, 07:21 AM

Ive only pooped in the wilderness once and it was right before a shrooming/camping trip. We were tripping a couple hours later and actually went on a journey to find my shit. We were successful

eric111e · #5 (**permalink**) 11-05-2009, 07:32 AM

I poo in urinals

smokeitup421 · #6 (**permalink**) 11-05-2009, 07:34 AM

once i done a shit in a park behind some bushes

theres been several times where i thought i needed to fart but i shit in my pants instead, i felt disgusted with myself and changed my clothes immediately

then there was this one time where a friend of mine shit on someones doorstep, hahah

_MDMA · #7 (**permalink**) 11-05-2009, 07:34 AM

what the fuck man. that reminds me of a coworker of mine (he was about 35, sick at the time) getting into his truck one morning to smoke a j and he tried to fart as he lifted his leg and he just shit himself right in the parking lot. had to sit there while he drove home (that HAD to be an uncomfortable ride lmao) and i still dont let him hear the end of it lol

oh also one time i was camping with a buddy and we each took 4 rolls and while we were chillin waiting to be completely up we were smoking and my buddy had to shit. so i rolled a blunt in the tent while he went to the people next to us' picnic table and shit right in the middle. some funny as hell stuff there. when we woke up the next morning there was the whole family sitting a good 20 feet from the table and i never saw them get closer than that to it haha

Stoopid Toker · #8 (**permalink**) 11-05-2009, 07:34 AM

id share some stories, but for some reason i think the OP is getting his jollies off to your crazy shit stories. i want no part of that.

Cannavoid · #9 (**permalink**) 11-05-2009, 07:35 AM

In this kids parents bed at a party. The kid was a total homo fucked me over once. You shit on me ill shit on you... well your parents bed. I shit in a closet at my parents house just to play a prank on them, they said their upstairs hallway smelt horrid for 2 weeks until they could find the source hahahaaha.

tkn420 · #10 (**permalink**) 11-05-2009, 07:39 AM

the willamette rive up in portland, or. hahaha is washed myself there and all good times

Stevie Ray Bong · #11 (**permalink**) 11-05-2009, 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stoopid Toker

id share some stories, but for some reason i think the OP is getting his jollies off to your crazy shit stories. i want no part of that.

Yep, I'm fapping to them

bkyzak · #12 (**permalink**) 11-05-2009, 07:47 AM

I shat in a paper bag and lit it on fire on my 6th grade history teachers front porch. Lol oh god the stupid shit you do when you're young..... how I miss those days.

rainbowsunshine · #13 (**permalink**) 11-05-2009, 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tkn420

the willamette rive up in portland, or. hahaha is washed myself there and all good times

I drank from that.

Chongin · #14 (**permalink**) 11-05-2009, 07:53 AM

I have pooped in strange locations to my asshole on 2 occasions:

1. I was home alone one day, and I wanted to go shit outside in the trees...So I did lol, I just left it out there and ran in with my pants down.

2. 2 Weeks ago. No joke, I was skipping class, didn't want anyone to know I was home, so I took a massive shit in my trash can. Double wrapped it with trash bags and threw it away when my roomies left. Great success!

okil · #15 (**permalink**) 11-05-2009, 07:55 AM

hahaha. i died reading some of these, then realized how fucked up this whole thread is..

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#1 (permalink) 11-05-2009, 07:09 AM
Stevie Ray Bong Registered User Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 209	Post stories of you pooping places other than a toilet Fuck the other threads with junkies bragging about their latest black tar pick up, let's talk about some really fucked up shit. When I was in 8th grade I was at my grandma's for easter... I woke up like 10 minutes before church and hopped in the shower quick. I thought it was just a fart coming but I accidentally shit everywhere, including my hand because I reached back like Neo from the matrix and caught half of it. It coiled up like a poop snake, and for a brief moment I knew my life was shittier than anyone on the planet. I quickly cleaned up and when I was in church praying I could smell my own poop on my fingers. Fuuuuuuuuuuck

#2 (permalink) 11-05-2009, 07:16 AM
reggaemylitis Psychobabble. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 3,041	Re: Post stories of you pooping places other than a toilet wtf i pooped in the woods __________________

#4 (permalink) 11-05-2009, 07:21 AM
BayAreaToker LET'S DO IT! Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: California Posts: 1,035	Re: Post stories of you pooping places other than a toilet Ive only pooped in the wilderness once and it was right before a shrooming/camping trip. We were tripping a couple hours later and actually went on a journey to find my shit. We were successful __________________

#5 (permalink) 11-05-2009, 07:32 AM
eric111e Hooked on Chronic Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: 352 Posts: 1,709	Re: Post stories of you pooping places other than a toilet I poo in urinals

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smokeitup421 Get Ripped! Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,432	Re: Post stories of you pooping places other than a toilet once i done a shit in a park behind some bushes theres been several times where i thought i needed to fart but i shit in my pants instead, i felt disgusted with myself and changed my clothes immediately then there was this one time where a friend of mine shit on someones doorstep, hahah __________________ smoke weed everyday.

#7 (permalink) 11-05-2009, 07:34 AM
_MDMA <3 pills Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: next to a small rock Posts: 33	Re: Post stories of you pooping places other than a toilet what the fuck man. that reminds me of a coworker of mine (he was about 35, sick at the time) getting into his truck one morning to smoke a j and he tried to fart as he lifted his leg and he just shit himself right in the parking lot. had to sit there while he drove home (that HAD to be an uncomfortable ride lmao) and i still dont let him hear the end of it lol oh also one time i was camping with a buddy and we each took 4 rolls and while we were chillin waiting to be completely up we were smoking and my buddy had to shit. so i rolled a blunt in the tent while he went to the people next to us' picnic table and shit right in the middle. some funny as hell stuff there. when we woke up the next morning there was the whole family sitting a good 20 feet from the table and i never saw them get closer than that to it haha Last edited by _MDMA; 11-05-2009 at 07:52 AM.

#8 (permalink) 11-05-2009, 07:34 AM
Stoopid Toker Master Cheifer Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Carolinas Posts: 731	Re: Post stories of you pooping places other than a toilet id share some stories, but for some reason i think the OP is getting his jollies off to your crazy shit stories. i want no part of that. __________________ For some strange reasons my posts always start new pages...

#10 (permalink) 11-05-2009, 07:39 AM
tkn420 tkn420 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Eugene Posts: 181	Re: Post stories of you pooping places other than a toilet the willamette rive up in portland, or. hahaha is washed myself there and all good times

#12 (permalink) 11-05-2009, 07:47 AM
bkyzak Banned Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 75	Re: Post stories of you pooping places other than a toilet I shat in a paper bag and lit it on fire on my 6th grade history teachers front porch. Lol oh god the stupid shit you do when you're young..... how I miss those days.

#14 (permalink) 11-05-2009, 07:53 AM
Chongin Jolly Green Giant Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Indiana Posts: 97	Re: Post stories of you pooping places other than a toilet I have pooped in strange locations to my asshole on 2 occasions: 1. I was home alone one day, and I wanted to go shit outside in the trees...So I did lol, I just left it out there and ran in with my pants down. 2. 2 Weeks ago. No joke, I was skipping class, didn't want anyone to know I was home, so I took a massive shit in my trash can. Double wrapped it with trash bags and threw it away when my roomies left. Great success! __________________

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#15 (permalink) 11-05-2009, 07:55 AM
okil permastoned Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: milwaukee Posts: 365	Re: Post stories of you pooping places other than a toilet hahaha. i died reading some of these, then realized how fucked up this whole thread is.. __________________ this post was made while under the influence.