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tharedhead · #16 (**permalink**) 11-05-2009, 08:01 AM

In an elevator. University of Arizona Tuscon, the library. It was stuck between floors for hours and I had to go. Thank goodness I had a ziploc bag. If you're at that university, yes, I have taken a dump in your elevator.
(Does that elevator still get stuck all the time?)

muffinflesh · #17 (**permalink**) 11-05-2009, 08:08 AM

oh my god ive gotten so many lolz from this thread ahahaha

gonna go take a shit now

Phunx · #18 (**permalink**) 11-05-2009, 08:21 AM

this isnt a pooping outside post

But when i first started my job i went over to my Boss's house to chill, and had to take a massive shit of course. I had a footlong Steak and cheese sub with extra hot sauce and jalapeno's and banana peppers for lunch, so i go into his washroom and take a dump it took like 10 seconds quickest shit of my life. i Look into the toilet and there is a log probably about 4 inches thick and 9 inches long

and that mother fucker wouldnt flush. It just sat there taunting me, its bobbing up and down as i tried to flush it looked almost like laughter. So what do i do? I grabbed a plastic grocery bag and wrapped it around my hand and broke it up.

I then left the shit covered bag on his back porch it was still there a few days later

dreamtheater · #19 (**permalink**) 11-05-2009, 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stevie Ray Bong

I reached back like Neo from the matrix and caught half of it. It coiled up like a poop snake, and for a brief moment I knew my life was shittier than anyone on the planet.

someone quote that in thier sig before I do

smokie · #20 (**permalink**) 11-05-2009, 01:45 PM

Well in highschool my 10th grade year, at wrestling camp in hampden sydney (granby school).

One bathroom per two rooms. Little as fucking kids on the other side.They gold bonded and wrecked it.

They left their door open, my roommate and I took care of business. I left a lockness monster in one of there sheets and peed everywhere including their doorknobs. As for him we took a wet shit on the other little fuckers pillow, and took it further by using their spare clothes as toilet paper.

They picked up the whole bathroom, didn't make any noise, and didnt say a fucking word to us about it. Wrestling camp... dont fuck with certain people.

ChicagoBud · #21 (**permalink**) 11-05-2009, 02:39 PM

My friend pooped in this little shed type thing where an elementary school kept all the toys the kids play with during recess hahah

Justweed · #22 (**permalink**) 11-05-2009, 04:21 PM

My god I need to get out and poop more!!

I've never pooped anywhere but a toilet

And 90% of my poops have been in my home toilet too. I don't tend to enjoy pooping outside the home, I'm weird like that. Plus for all 18 years I've been a pretty regular "every morning" pooper so it gets taken care of before I start the day!

Funny story about thinking you gotta fart and pooping, that just happened to me. As I was reading this I went to fart and after a good rip I felt the turd sittin' right there just waitin' to squeeze out. Time to go shit, smoke, and shower!! Morning ritual of WIN!!

KannaMan · #23 (**permalink**) 11-05-2009, 04:24 PM

I was out in the woods camping but couldn't find a good place, so I pushed two logs together and sat on the ends. Great commode.

KannaMan · #24 (**permalink**) 11-05-2009, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tharedhead

In an elevator. University of Arizona Tuscon, the library. It was stuck between floors for hours and I had to go. Thank goodness I had a ziploc bag. If you're at that university, yes, I have taken a dump in your elevator.
(Does that elevator still get stuck all the time?)

Haha really? At the U of A? My dad went there, and I almost did. Hahaha.

YellowSubmarin3 · #25 (**permalink**) 11-05-2009, 04:26 PM

I dropped a steaming one right on Taylor Swift's chest.

Then I woke up.

sx420 · #26 (**permalink**) 11-05-2009, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YellowSubmarin3

I dropped a steaming one right on Taylor Swift's chest.

Then I woke up.

Haha,wow.

Weirdest place i ever shit was a toilet in a hardware store "i was very very drunk at the time" and a roof once when i was hiding from the police.

Cmystic31 · #27 (**permalink**) 11-05-2009, 04:41 PM

Deep in woods...

nocturnal_toker · #28 (**permalink**) 11-05-2009, 04:43 PM

I took a dump in the woods once, cleaned myself with leaves and got a terrible rash. . . Never again. .

mikeycas · #29 (**permalink**) 11-05-2009, 05:24 PM

before i dropped out of my private school where there is mostly asian/indian fags... I dropped a hugeee duece on the bathroom floor an took off my ginny T underneath my redular T an wiped the shit all on the walls an everywhere. It was the funniest day of my life an the best part was I was ripped out of my fucking mind doing it. DXM an mary jane trip all through last day of fag school my mom made me go to... =best day ever

robotchicken33 · #30 (**permalink**) 11-05-2009, 05:36 PM

On the floor of a McDonalds, My friend once shit in a chair that was left right in front of the backdoor to our elementary school

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#16 (permalink) 11-05-2009, 08:01 AM
tharedhead Southern Gothic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: A Decaying Victorian Mansion Posts: 1,059	Re: Post stories of you pooping places other than a toilet In an elevator. University of Arizona Tuscon, the library. It was stuck between floors for hours and I had to go. Thank goodness I had a ziploc bag. If you're at that university, yes, I have taken a dump in your elevator. (Does that elevator still get stuck all the time?) __________________ "There is no season when you are grown/You are always risen from the seeds you've sown/There is no reason to rise alone/Other stories given have sages of their own" -13th Floor Elevators

#17 (permalink) 11-05-2009, 08:08 AM
muffinflesh Registered User Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: WA Posts: 23	Re: Post stories of you pooping places other than a toilet oh my god ive gotten so many lolz from this thread ahahaha gonna go take a shit now

#18 (permalink) 11-05-2009, 08:21 AM
Phunx iToke Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Vancouver Posts: 94	Re: Post stories of you pooping places other than a toilet this isnt a pooping outside post But when i first started my job i went over to my Boss's house to chill, and had to take a massive shit of course. I had a footlong Steak and cheese sub with extra hot sauce and jalapeno's and banana peppers for lunch, so i go into his washroom and take a dump it took like 10 seconds quickest shit of my life. i Look into the toilet and there is a log probably about 4 inches thick and 9 inches long and that mother fucker wouldnt flush. It just sat there taunting me, its bobbing up and down as i tried to flush it looked almost like laughter. So what do i do? I grabbed a plastic grocery bag and wrapped it around my hand and broke it up. I then left the shit covered bag on his back porch it was still there a few days later __________________

#20 (permalink) 11-05-2009, 01:45 PM
smokie Registered User Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Glen Allen, VA Posts: 128	Re: Post stories of you pooping places other than a toilet Well in highschool my 10th grade year, at wrestling camp in hampden sydney (granby school). One bathroom per two rooms. Little as fucking kids on the other side.They gold bonded and wrecked it. They left their door open, my roommate and I took care of business. I left a lockness monster in one of there sheets and peed everywhere including their doorknobs. As for him we took a wet shit on the other little fuckers pillow, and took it further by using their spare clothes as toilet paper. They picked up the whole bathroom, didn't make any noise, and didnt say a fucking word to us about it. Wrestling camp... dont fuck with certain people.

#21 (permalink) 11-05-2009, 02:39 PM
ChicagoBud Registered User Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 463	Re: Post stories of you pooping places other than a toilet My friend pooped in this little shed type thing where an elementary school kept all the toys the kids play with during recess hahah

#22 (permalink) 11-05-2009, 04:21 PM
Justweed Smokin' pot psychonaut :) Join Date: May 2009 Location: Chicago Posts: 1,075	Re: Post stories of you pooping places other than a toilet My god I need to get out and poop more!! I've never pooped anywhere but a toilet And 90% of my poops have been in my home toilet too. I don't tend to enjoy pooping outside the home, I'm weird like that. Plus for all 18 years I've been a pretty regular "every morning" pooper so it gets taken care of before I start the day! Funny story about thinking you gotta fart and pooping, that just happened to me. As I was reading this I went to fart and after a good rip I felt the turd sittin' right there just waitin' to squeeze out. Time to go shit, smoke, and shower!! Morning ritual of WIN!! __________________

#23 (permalink) 11-05-2009, 04:24 PM
KannaMan Pass the glass Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 652	Re: Post stories of you pooping places other than a toilet I was out in the woods camping but couldn't find a good place, so I pushed two logs together and sat on the ends. Great commode. __________________ My first grow journal (WIP): http://forum.grasscity.com/indoor-gr...l-bagseed.html

#25 (permalink) 11-05-2009, 04:26 PM
YellowSubmarin3 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 37	Re: Post stories of you pooping places other than a toilet I dropped a steaming one right on Taylor Swift's chest. Then I woke up. __________________ The unexamined life is not worth living. -Socrates

#27 (permalink) 11-05-2009, 04:41 PM
Cmystic31 Trancesylvania Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: ATL Posts: 4,196	Re: Post stories of you pooping places other than a toilet Deep in woods... __________________ "Whether you think you can or can't, you're right." -Henry Ford

#28 (permalink) 11-05-2009, 04:43 PM
nocturnal_toker The Irish Insomniac Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Ireland Posts: 232	Re: Post stories of you pooping places other than a toilet I took a dump in the woods once, cleaned myself with leaves and got a terrible rash. . . Never again. . __________________ Please excuse the above post. Nocturnal_Toker was baked out of his brains when he wrote it.

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#29 (permalink) 11-05-2009, 05:24 PM
mikeycas Banned Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 48	Re: Post stories of you pooping places other than a toilet before i dropped out of my private school where there is mostly asian/indian fags... I dropped a hugeee duece on the bathroom floor an took off my ginny T underneath my redular T an wiped the shit all on the walls an everywhere. It was the funniest day of my life an the best part was I was ripped out of my fucking mind doing it. DXM an mary jane trip all through last day of fag school my mom made me go to... =best day ever

#30 (permalink) 11-05-2009, 05:36 PM
robotchicken33 RBG Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Compton Posts: 24	Re: Post stories of you pooping places other than a toilet On the floor of a McDonalds, My friend once shit in a chair that was left right in front of the backdoor to our elementary school __________________ By the time I caught up to freedom I was out of breath