I Jizzed My Pants!

Knack · #1 (**permalink**) 11-04-2009, 05:05 AM

I'll take indica dominant over sativa dominant any day of the week. I love feeling of the tingling sensation in my legs and lower back rather than my face and behind my ears.

Anywho, I smoked a pretty good amount of some no name Indica dominant dank last week. Now after smoking this I got that tingling sensation in my legs, my lower back, and my nuts. That sensation was tingling in my nuts and felt so good that I indeed jizzed my pants.

Now it wasn't a full on load and there were other factors involved that may have helped produce this effect. For starters I hadn't got any action or laid down a slap for over a week. I was only getting 3 hours of sleep a day that week and by the time I got home I was so tired I didn't have enough energy to rub one out. I also hit the gym, and did Jiu-jitsu really hard that week, so I was on testosterone overload.

Anyone else jizz their pants or get extremely horny after smoking weed?

Mazdasmoke · #2 (**permalink**) 11-04-2009, 05:17 AM

ok....WTF? That's not family friendly.

yaners · #3 (**permalink**) 11-04-2009, 05:19 AM

you ACTUALLY jizzed your pants?!?! lololol I'm sry but that's classic

but yes, weed does indeed increase my sex drive at times

420Hazo · #4 (**permalink**) 11-04-2009, 05:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Knack

I'll take indica dominant over sativa dominant any day of the week. I love feeling of the tingling sensation in my legs and lower back rather than my face and behind my ears.

Anywho, I smoked a pretty good amount of some no name Indica dominant dank last week. Now after smoking this I got that tingling sensation in my legs, my lower back, and my nuts. That sensation was tingling in my nuts and felt so good that I indeed jizzed my pants.

Now it wasn't a full on load and there were other factors involved that may have helped produce this effect. For starters I hadn't got any action or laid down a slap for over a week. I was only getting 3 hours of sleep a day that week and by the time I got home I was so tired I didn't have enough energy to rub one out. I also hit the gym, and did Jiu-jitsu really hard that week, so I was on testosterone overload.

Anyone else jizz their pants or get extremely horny after smoking weed?

Kaya girl · #5 (**permalink**) 11-04-2009, 05:22 AM

hahahah whoa, that's so silly. you must realllllly love weed

ROORlover28 · #6 (**permalink**) 11-04-2009, 05:24 AM

yep i had the feeling u said you didnt have right on my face and ears. but im still baked so its all good
p.s.
COOL STORY BRO.

dailytoker420 · #7 (**permalink**) 11-04-2009, 05:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Mazdasmoke

ok....WTF? That's not family friendly.

lolwut

ChronicBxR · #8 (**permalink**) 11-04-2009, 05:28 AM

And this thread is just another reason why I love the city so much!

reggaemylitis · #9 (**permalink**) 11-04-2009, 05:30 AM

facepalm...

rnc3147 · #10 (**permalink**) 11-04-2009, 05:33 AM

Ha, no man, I'd like to think that I have a little bit of control so yeah... never really jizzed my pants.

GreyMatterTripp · #11 (**permalink**) 11-04-2009, 05:36 AM

Pinin · #12 (**permalink**) 11-04-2009, 05:38 AM

hahahha pump the breaks man you just went to level ten...

dailytoker420 · #13 (**permalink**) 11-04-2009, 05:40 AM

This is epic. I'd +rep you if it actually did anything

robertstaco · #14 (**permalink**) 11-04-2009, 06:03 AM

Thanks for the laugh...lol.

Fel.pZ · #15 (**permalink**) 11-04-2009, 06:08 AM

I was expecting jizz worthy buds.

not this

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#1 (permalink) 11-04-2009, 05:05 AM
Knack Dutch Master Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Connecticut Posts: 78	I Jizzed My Pants! I'll take indica dominant over sativa dominant any day of the week. I love feeling of the tingling sensation in my legs and lower back rather than my face and behind my ears. Anywho, I smoked a pretty good amount of some no name Indica dominant dank last week. Now after smoking this I got that tingling sensation in my legs, my lower back, and my nuts. That sensation was tingling in my nuts and felt so good that I indeed jizzed my pants. Now it wasn't a full on load and there were other factors involved that may have helped produce this effect. For starters I hadn't got any action or laid down a slap for over a week. I was only getting 3 hours of sleep a day that week and by the time I got home I was so tired I didn't have enough energy to rub one out. I also hit the gym, and did Jiu-jitsu really hard that week, so I was on testosterone overload. Anyone else jizz their pants or get extremely horny after smoking weed? __________________ "No one gives it to ya, you have to take it."

#2 (permalink) 11-04-2009, 05:17 AM
Mazdasmoke Mazdaspeed Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Philly 215 Posts: 39	Re: I Jizzed My Pants! ok....WTF? That's not family friendly.

#3 (permalink) 11-04-2009, 05:19 AM
yaners in the ghetto of OP Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: KS Posts: 520	Re: I Jizzed My Pants! you ACTUALLY jizzed your pants?!?! lololol I'm sry but that's classic but yes, weed does indeed increase my sex drive at times

#5 (permalink) 11-04-2009, 05:22 AM
Kaya girl Registered User Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: PA Posts: 41	Re: I Jizzed My Pants! hahahah whoa, that's so silly. you must realllllly love weed __________________

#6 (permalink) 11-04-2009, 05:24 AM
ROORlover28 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 17	Re: I Jizzed My Pants! yep i had the feeling u said you didnt have right on my face and ears. but im still baked so its all good p.s. COOL STORY BRO.

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reggaemylitis Psychobabble. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 3,041	Re: I Jizzed My Pants! facepalm... __________________

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rnc3147 Marijuana Aficionado Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,874	Re: I Jizzed My Pants! Ha, no man, I'd like to think that I have a little bit of control so yeah... never really jizzed my pants. __________________

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#15 (permalink) 11-04-2009, 06:08 AM
Fel.pZ Registered User Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: 501 Posts: 279	Re: I Jizzed My Pants! I was expecting jizz worthy buds. not this __________________