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Old 11-04-2009, 06:11 AM
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Good god if you jizz without touchin your d then how the fuck long do you last in bed? It's gotta be like a minute. 2 tops.
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I can usually go an hour and a half tops.
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Wtf man wtf.
 
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I'll take indica dominant over sativa dominant any day of the week. I love feeling of the tingling sensation in my legs and lower back rather than my face and behind my ears.

Anywho, I smoked a pretty good amount of some no name Indica dominant dank last week. Now after smoking this I got that tingling sensation in my legs, my lower back, and my nuts. That sensation was tingling in my nuts and felt so good that I indeed jizzed my pants.

Now it wasn't a full on load and there were other factors involved that may have helped produce this effect. For starters I hadn't got any action or laid down a slap for over a week. I was only getting 3 hours of sleep a day that week and by the time I got home I was so tired I didn't have enough energy to rub one out. I also hit the gym, and did Jiu-jitsu really hard that week, so I was on testosterone overload.

Anyone else jizz their pants or get extremely horny after smoking weed?
Oh wow...that had me laughing so hard! Thank you for that! I was just having a very intense conversation with my girl in Cali, and I ran across this as I was checking e mail. Too funny! I read this to her over the phone and I was lauging so hard she said I had to stop reading. LOL! "Laid down a slap...." Ha ha....

Thank you for the reality break!
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hahahahahahah lmao thats some funny ass shit right there, kinda weird but hella funny
 
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hahahahaha that is the funniest shit ive heard all week.

lmao

wish i could have an orgasm while smoking a b. owww weee
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Lol, I have never jizzed my pants involuntarily BUT my friend once took like three hits of E and pissed his pants in central park. He said he was tripping so hard it just seemed like the right thing to do.
 
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Well at least people are finding the humor in all of this.

And I had a raging boner for like 20 minutes, it wasn't like I was just sitting there and instantly man juiced my pants.
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yea, this actually isnt the first thread that ive come across where somebody has said this. but it still surprises me to read it...
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HEY!

You dont Jizz in the stash jar
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Yeah, i deffenitly have a higher sex drive after smoking. It can really get me going sometimes. sexual encounters when chopped are deffenitly better then when not chopped IMO
 
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joking or not your one weird fucker
 
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