Shit Technology

[BadCompany]

I know this may sound weird... but... when you are stoned you can think of the best solutions...

Why doesn't the government research SHIT technology? I am talking about turning human shit into fuel. Afterall, it only takes some fertilizer to make a freakn BOMB... should we be able to run our cars and power our houses on SHIT.

Now, I have asked this question before... and some scientists will come out of the woodwork and tell me that they have researched using cow dung as fuel and it would work VERY well... in fact, one analysis says they can power all of Pakistan with its own cow shit... but the problem is 'collecting the cow shit' is too expensive....

But, that isn't what I am talking about... I am talking about HUMAN SHIT... human shit is already collected via the sewage and it travels great length to the sewage companies. Sewage companies have never sought technology to create SHIT FUEL... instead their whole technology focus has been to clean the water and get rid of the waste.

Then, other scientists will tell me... well, cow shit has more methane because of bacteria in the cows stomach and human shit is not as combustable... and my answer is... 'have you ever lit your farts on fire'... and my solution is: Fine, we can ferment the human shit to increase its methane levels.

Its just that I am certain that our shit is a HUGE POWER SOURCE THAT WE IGNORE....why? because the oil companies own America... that is why we are only starting to research hydrogen engines when in Norway they already run hyrdogen and oxygen powered BUSES... whose exhaust is WATER...

But, SHIT POWER technology will power the world one day... HAHAHHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAAAAAA and the exhaust hopefully won't smell like a fart.....

[Fëanor]

I think your last phrase summed it up pretty well. Shit stanks, fool! I've never burned it before, but I'm gonna guess that it SMELLS LIKE SHIT when it gets set on fire.

[BadCompany]

actually it don't smell AFTER you burn it... only before you burn it...

okay we can conduct a fart burning experiment....

[IceCreamKidd]

Ive actually read about a device that has been built for a space shuttle that takes the human waste & recycles the availble nutrients creating food. This allows astronauts to have extended trips as they dont needs large stores of food. Currently the device is to large to be practicle but its there. So basically you can go into the space program where they send you to some really strange location & make you eat your own crap. I have also read that they have prototype robots that can run off of sugar synthesizing the energy. This would mean that you could inebitably feed you robot/car or whatever & it would run. This also mean that your robot makes waste - the prototype even left a little robo dump. Food for though eh..,.