How do you wipe your ass?

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by purpleblaze, Oct 17, 2008.

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  1. #1 purpleblaze, Oct 17, 2008
    Alright, for my whole life, I have stood up as I wiped. However, because I hurt my ankle, I just wiped my ass sitting down, and I must say, its much more efficient. The only problem is with the technique is that is emasculating. I feel that if I wipe my ass sitting down, I might as well piss sitting down to.

    Anyways, how do you wipe?

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  2. #2 bronco, Oct 17, 2008
    Always standing up. Its a bitch too because I'm over 6 feet, so at public restrooms my head sticks out over the door and people are like "WTF?" I dunno, it just feels more...thorough of a job.



    ...I think the guy in the pic might be trying to compensate for something....
     
  3. #3 BlackIce, Oct 17, 2008
    Well...if you're already sitting down, might as well finish sitting down. I've never even thought that someone would wipe standing up.
     
  4. #4 PhL0aTeR, Oct 17, 2008
    im not that flexible... and im fat... sitting down and grabbing the sink, front to back, repeat 5 times, then baby wipe, checking the results to make sure the jobs done.

    My butthole is so clean you could eat off it..... :eek:
     
  5. #5 madscientist08, Oct 17, 2008
    I was not aware people wipe standing up, why? aren't you constantly bending over for paper and to put it in the toilet? sitting is comfortable why not sit? are you telling me when you shit you stand up and piss sit down and shit then stand up and whipe? Your practically doing the hoki poki!
     
  6. #6 amsterdamage, Oct 17, 2008
    until this year I'd never even heard of wiping sitting down! :eek:
     
  7. #7 Foop, Oct 17, 2008
    What if I told you that I did a mix of both?
     
  8. #8 chronicman00, Oct 17, 2008
    thats just to crazy for me.

    my head hurts.

    But yeah I sit n wipe.
     
  9. #9 RealCaveman, Oct 17, 2008
    I stand up sort of. I kinda of crouch/stand...I couldn't imagine sitting and wiping. That'd be too hard plus i dont wanna put my hand where asses have been shitting for years(leeast public places).
     
  10. #10 blazedandcrazed, Oct 17, 2008
    wtf is wrong with you people how do you possible wipe sitting down i dont understand..??? do you reach down past your sack into the toilet or what?

    ive never even heard of wiping sitting down
     
  11. #11 J-Pimp., Oct 17, 2008
    If I don't do a thorough enough job my ass will burn later in the day.

    Curses, acidic poop!
     
  12. #12 madscientist08, Oct 17, 2008
    its alot easier and takes less energy. Just tilt to the side or a little forward and wipe from the side or back. You don't reach in between your leggs LOL. Its much easier and what if you have diarrhea and you stand up and think your gonna fart but instead now liquid shit is on your brand new $800 dress shoes.
     
  13. #13 bronco, Oct 17, 2008

    Speaking from experience, methinks?
     
  14. #14 chronicman00, Oct 17, 2008
    This man has shitting and wiping on lock son.
     
  15. #15 purpleblaze, Oct 17, 2008

    What are you, queer?

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    HEADS UP, QUEER!!
     
  16. #16 Foop, Oct 17, 2008
    I knew there was something wrong with me.
     
  17. #17 bronco, Oct 17, 2008
    Lol at how this thread continues to blow up.
     
  18. #18 GingerdeadMan, Oct 17, 2008
    I sit and tilt myself to the left.
     
  19. #19 JJC420, Oct 17, 2008
    wtf standing? i didn't know people even did that. thats just weird to stand up after your already sitting.
     
  20. #20 stonerchick8807, Oct 17, 2008
    i personally wipe sitting down, but my boyfriend stands up and wipes...seems weird to me
     
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