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08-27-2003, 08:11 PM
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| Supercalifragilistic Join Date: Aug 2003
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ohh and if carrots got you drunk RABBITS WOULD BE FUCKED UP!!! |
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08-27-2003, 08:31 PM
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who is jack shit? no one knows. have you ever heard anyone say they knew him or tell anyone else that they know him? no. its always that we dont know him. i wonder who he is, and why he is so often brought up into arguments. "you dont know jack shit!" "yeah, well i dont know alot of people, that still doesnt mean you win the argument."  |
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08-27-2003, 08:38 PM
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| Supercalifragilistic Join Date: Aug 2003
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Who Is Jack Shit???? For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Shit? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Shit!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit. Awe Shit, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Shit, the owner of Needeep N. Shit, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Shit married Noe Shit. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, and the twins Deap Shit and Dip Shit. Against her parents' objections, Deap Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Shit divorced. Noe Shit later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Shit Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Loda Shit, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Shit. Two of the other six children, Fulla Shit and Giva Shit, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Shit-Happens nuptials. The Shit-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Shit, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Shit. Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Shit", you can correct them. |
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08-28-2003, 03:49 AM
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i should be thankfull i'm on my own tonight... .... especially after how many whiskeys i've had.. otherwise i'd be running upto anyone screaming.... shaaaaag me! ... oh wait.. thats not right... "fuuuuuuck meee!" ;p -bleh. who knew this thread would take on such levels of depravity.  |
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08-28-2003, 04:07 AM
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| Old School Stoner Join Date: Aug 2001
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Who the hell is "Me off"? Jack? Is that you?
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08-28-2003, 06:48 AM
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| Life's a beach Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: ny
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__________________ The world keeps a balance, through mathematics Defined by whatever you've added and subtracted I'm pushin on the hammer to trigger the brain Embrace how I live, cause God loves ugly... | |
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