i think the russian mafia is buying my house

[Retroshark]

so there are two russian dudes lookin around my house takin measurements and shit. one dude is short and fat, the other is tall and skinny, and theres some american bitch with them too. all i hear is russian russian russian... HAAAAAA HAA AHA HA HA and then some american accents then more russian HAAAA HAA HA HA


they came into my room to measure the area and the dudes are definately sketch as hell, but its funny as shit that they are gonna buy the house.

yea, i shoud go spark my tin foil pipe outside and see what they say.

[scoobydooby67]

ask them to say "vinni viddi vicci, viva la vagina."

[Retroshark]

i asked them but they didnt say shit. thats wasnt a good suggestion, now i think ive got a contract on me

[Retroshark]

apparantly american bitch like the carpet color and wall color more upstairs, but its the same thorughout the whole house. dumb bitch.

GTFO of my house already i havent eaten or smoked yet fuckin russians. get out!

[scoobydooby67]

Originally Posted by Retroshark

apparantly american bitch like the carpet color and wall color more upstairs, but its the same thorughout the whole house. dumb bitch.

GTFO of my house already i havent eaten or smoked yet fuckin russians. get out!

dude, it is your house man.

i know theyre showing the house, but you still own it right now.

go fix a sandwich ass naked, bet that will shoo them off.

[Retroshark]

okk, this is starting to get weird now.


they are on like contractor number 3 and they have all been russian. how many more russian contractors/builders are they going to bring here??? i have a baaddd feeling some shits gonna go down in this house that id like to stick around for. maybe ill hide in the attic or install a bug and just monitor the house.

i seriously cant beleive that the number of russians in my house over the last years has pretty much quadroupled today in a series of hours... crazy shit.

[Retroshark]

god damn... theyu even have a russian mexican in their crew... shit, this is getting intense. now they finally have an american contractor in here, mmaybe the woman will stop talking as loud now that she can understand someone other than herself.

lol im polish so fuck the russians! jk
i dont hate on anyone, but freal id be pissed if some russians came up in my crib

[doob3r]

ask them to say bacardi and cola, do it

[Retroshark]

LOLLL

so there have been no former soviet union invasions since the other day, but im still 100% that they were the russian mafia. i have no doubts in my mind that i met some serious mafia dudes the other day. crazy shit.

[CanibasConsumer]

Originally Posted by Retroshark

yea, i shoud go spark my tin foil pipe outside and see what they say.

they'd probably say "hey man, stop using that tin foil. its bad for you!"

[KittensOnPCP]

Here we go, get completely fucking naked, put on some techno music and just fucking run into the room they're in and start jumping on them with a jar of mayo and spread it all over your body. It's a great way to break the ice. HA! ICE! BECAUSE RUSSIA IS COLD!

[Retroshark]

most likely.

i did end up hitting it right after they left, but i was actually too lazy to go down while they were here and go smoke up outside, so that plan of action never quite worked out.

and ive never had a definitive answer as to whether or not smoking thru foil is bad for you, i just assumed yes, its bad and only used it if in dire dire need, which i was. thank god for rolling papers and fluffy nugs though, or my week would not have been able to be passed with only 2 grams purchased, a new spring break record for me. last spring break, i went through a quad of blueberry x trainwreck in hmm about 3 days, and then through like anohter quad over the next few, including a 45 dollar G of legit grand daddy purple, which has still been unbeaten in color by any other nugs ive ever purchased. and yes, it was definately worth the 45 for that gram.

[Retroshark]

Originally Posted by KittensOnPCP

Here we go, get completely fucking naked, put on some techno music and just fucking run into the room they're in and start jumping on them with a jar of mayo and spread it all over your body. It's a great way to break the ice. HA! ICE! BECAUSE RUSSIA IS COLD!

lol ahhh the old party boy routine. me and a friend used to walk around looking for families, and wed wait til we got in ear shot, before one would ask, hey, what time is it? and either him or i would reply PARTY TIME before one of us busted out the techno beatboxing and the other started dancing around the family.

man, goood times.

[HighGrowMan]

man Russian is the strangest language. It can definitely get on my nerves.

from the russians I knew back west, it's pretty much garanteed that they're in the mob. It seems like all the russians are very tight knit. Like they come out here, but they don't just integrate, they like to keep ties with basically only russians (from the like 15 russians I knew).

lol most of the russians i knew were chicks. but of the chicks i knew, if they decided to call a 'russian friend of theirs' they could have AK-47's bustin down your door in no time.