My Night Of Extacy

Johnny Blazed · #1 (**permalink**) 01-13-2008, 08:21 PM

alright well last night at about midnight a buddy of mine called and says he has some "good beans" for sale and i buy 2 and eat them right away, then we proceed to go to this party his some kid was having. by the time we get there im rolling balls and everybody is complaining about there being no booze, so im like ill go get some liquor then i start asking people at the party if their 21 and NOBODY is old enough to buy alcohol and then this kid is like lets just steal some and im like hell yea lets go so we go up to the liquor store and he tells me to wait in the car and be ready to go as soon as he comes running out, sure enough he comes running out the store like a madman dropping bottles and shit but he still managed to get 4 bottles of cheap vodka and as we're driving back to the party im thinking the drink is gonna have these hoes at the party feeling like me. but when we get back to the house somebody already brought some booze, oh well

now im back at the party and everybody is taking shots, im totally peaking, loving the music, dancing with this chick and im like rubbing my dick on her side telling her "aww baby this feels so good" "i don't even wanna fuck i just wanna do this all night" i think she liked it but people was starting to stare and she was trying to stunt so she kinda avoided me the rest of the night then i found out the girl i was rubbing my dick on had her bf there and he was trying to fight me and shit while im trying to give everybody hugs, then my friend dragged me out the party before dude beat my ass, i guess he was going to his gf's and i remembered her fine ass roommate so im like "im going to dog, i wanna fuck with her roomey" so we get there and smoke a few bowls, then dale and ashley go to her room to do the nasty and leave me and morgan on the couch watching southpark dvd's, then i saw this porno dvd and im like lets watch this, without even a response i jump up and put on, then i sit back down the couch next to her and on comes the porn, about 5 minutes into it i just pulled my dick out and started beating my meat right in front of her she said "wtf are you doing" and i replied with something stupid like "do i make you horny?" she just looked at me with this disgusted look on her face and said "get the fuck out of my house" so walked home still rolling pretty hard smoked a cig had a few bowls nd called it a night

so that was my night on extacy, not sure what im gonna say to my friend, his gf, or her roommate, i know its going to be embarrassing tho

Johnny Blazed · #2 (**permalink**) 01-13-2008, 08:22 PM

oops i meant to put this in "real life stories", sorry

HEADDS · #3 (**permalink**) 01-13-2008, 08:26 PM

AHAHA you beat your meat in front of her thats fuckin halarious.

HEADDS · #4 (**permalink**) 01-13-2008, 08:28 PM

You probably still feelin them beans arent ya?

theVirtuoso · #5 (**permalink**) 01-13-2008, 08:29 PM

HAHA omg.... this is the story of like.... the year right here,

Johnny Blazed · #6 (**permalink**) 01-13-2008, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HEADDS

You probably still feelin them beans arent ya?

nahh man i feel like shit, i got that day after feeling

LoserKid420 · #7 (**permalink**) 01-13-2008, 08:58 PM

i heard a story about this kid during my junior year...his girlfriend wouldnt have sex with him so he just whipped it out right there and started beatin it like it owed him money...needless to say it didnt work...

suburbantoker · #8 (**permalink**) 01-13-2008, 09:48 PM

You sound like the moron that nobody wants to be with.

Johnny Blazed · #9 (**permalink**) 01-13-2008, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by suburbantoker

You sound like the moron that nobody wants to be with.

im not even like that man it was the beans in me but fuck you anyway

Shooter McGavin · #10 (**permalink**) 01-13-2008, 09:56 PM

You are my hero.

c20h25n3oIsGood · #11 (**permalink**) 01-13-2008, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Blazed

im not even like that man it was the beans in me but fuck you anyway

Yeah, well, people should be able to handle their drugs without whipping out their dicks infront of people, man.

Johnny Blazed · #12 (**permalink**) 01-13-2008, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by c20h25n3oIsGood

Yeah, well, people should be able to handle their drugs without whipping out their dicks infront of people, man.

true, lesson learned

suburbantoker · #13 (**permalink**) 01-13-2008, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Blazed

im not even like that man it was the beans in me but fuck you anyway

You make it sound as though it was ecstasy that made you rob a liquor store or pull your dick out. It is that shit that keeps drugs illegal.

LoserKid420 · #14 (**permalink**) 01-13-2008, 10:24 PM

yeah dude...ive rolled and its never made me want to rob a liquor store and whip out my dick in front of some random chick

Johnny Blazed · #15 (**permalink**) 01-13-2008, 10:32 PM

im not saying the stupid shit i did last night was smart or defending it, i just thought you guys would get a laugh since this is a stoner message board

and maybe people will learn from my mistake of eating 2 very potent pills at once, should have started with 1 then taken from there

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#1 (permalink) 01-13-2008, 08:21 PM
Johnny Blazed Long Live Da Pimp Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: FLA Posts: 3,032	My Night Of Extacy alright well last night at about midnight a buddy of mine called and says he has some "good beans" for sale and i buy 2 and eat them right away, then we proceed to go to this party his some kid was having. by the time we get there im rolling balls and everybody is complaining about there being no booze, so im like ill go get some liquor then i start asking people at the party if their 21 and NOBODY is old enough to buy alcohol and then this kid is like lets just steal some and im like hell yea lets go so we go up to the liquor store and he tells me to wait in the car and be ready to go as soon as he comes running out, sure enough he comes running out the store like a madman dropping bottles and shit but he still managed to get 4 bottles of cheap vodka and as we're driving back to the party im thinking the drink is gonna have these hoes at the party feeling like me. but when we get back to the house somebody already brought some booze, oh well now im back at the party and everybody is taking shots, im totally peaking, loving the music, dancing with this chick and im like rubbing my dick on her side telling her "aww baby this feels so good" "i don't even wanna fuck i just wanna do this all night" i think she liked it but people was starting to stare and she was trying to stunt so she kinda avoided me the rest of the night then i found out the girl i was rubbing my dick on had her bf there and he was trying to fight me and shit while im trying to give everybody hugs, then my friend dragged me out the party before dude beat my ass, i guess he was going to his gf's and i remembered her fine ass roommate so im like "im going to dog, i wanna fuck with her roomey" so we get there and smoke a few bowls, then dale and ashley go to her room to do the nasty and leave me and morgan on the couch watching southpark dvd's, then i saw this porno dvd and im like lets watch this, without even a response i jump up and put on, then i sit back down the couch next to her and on comes the porn, about 5 minutes into it i just pulled my dick out and started beating my meat right in front of her she said "wtf are you doing" and i replied with something stupid like "do i make you horny?" she just looked at me with this disgusted look on her face and said "get the fuck out of my house" so walked home still rolling pretty hard smoked a cig had a few bowls nd called it a night so that was my night on extacy, not sure what im gonna say to my friend, his gf, or her roommate, i know its going to be embarrassing tho Last edited by Johnny Blazed; 01-13-2008 at 08:36 PM.

#2 (permalink) 01-13-2008, 08:22 PM
Johnny Blazed Long Live Da Pimp Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: FLA Posts: 3,032	oops i meant to put this in "real life stories", sorry

#3 (permalink) 01-13-2008, 08:26 PM
HEADDS Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 179	AHAHA you beat your meat in front of her thats fuckin halarious.

#4 (permalink) 01-13-2008, 08:28 PM
HEADDS Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 179	You probably still feelin them beans arent ya?

#5 (permalink) 01-13-2008, 08:29 PM
theVirtuoso Warm Rush of Chemicals... Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Michigan Posts: 5,353	HAHA omg.... this is the story of like.... the year right here, __________________

#7 (permalink) 01-13-2008, 08:58 PM
LoserKid420 Somethin' Clever n' Witty Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: I Get Around Posts: 3,412	i heard a story about this kid during my junior year...his girlfriend wouldnt have sex with him so he just whipped it out right there and started beatin it like it owed him money...needless to say it didnt work... __________________ if you smoke like i smoke?...then youve got a personal blunt roller...and your in search of a lung

#8 (permalink) 01-13-2008, 09:48 PM
suburbantoker Banned Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 3,915	You sound like the moron that nobody wants to be with.

#10 (permalink) 01-13-2008, 09:56 PM
Shooter McGavin Dead,Drunk,and Naked Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 381	You are my hero. __________________

#14 (permalink) 01-13-2008, 10:24 PM
LoserKid420 Somethin' Clever n' Witty Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: I Get Around Posts: 3,412	yeah dude...ive rolled and its never made me want to rob a liquor store and whip out my dick in front of some random chick __________________ if you smoke like i smoke?...then youve got a personal blunt roller...and your in search of a lung

#15 (permalink) 01-13-2008, 10:32 PM
Johnny Blazed Long Live Da Pimp Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: FLA Posts: 3,032	im not saying the stupid shit i did last night was smart or defending it, i just thought you guys would get a laugh since this is a stoner message board and maybe people will learn from my mistake of eating 2 very potent pills at once, should have started with 1 then taken from there

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