Since the guys are all scratching their nuts and discussing our boobs and butts, perhaps we should start posting our thoughts on the male anatomy. Anybody have any good schvantz stories? biggest, littlest, most talented use of, strangest looking, etc? Does size really matter to you? Mind you, the male organ is, or can be a wonderful thing, in the right . . . hands/oriface. LOL
well im at above average size hooks to the left 5 degrees and is extra veiney towards the tip and my most talented use bongos,that or that mural i did
Wow, a lady with a penis! Right on! Most hermaphrodites have average to small organs. . .is it functional?
I guess wimmin don't care to discuss dicks/cocks/schvantz's/poles/penises, etc. That may just be a point in our favor!
pettin kitties is fun let me tell you...i think we dont talk about them *mr pecker* too much cuz they just aint as appealing to look at as tits..c'mon..even strait girls talk about boobs to other girls and such...lol now..size is a plus, but, ive had some pretty crap experiences with that, but then again ive had average get me past the point of speech... yeah
Where are all the chicks? I was looking forward to reading this thread but so far it's two girls and two guys. Story of my fucking life...
your rite jws..yes..yes i do and do it often so yeah, junk, packages, pocket monsters and shrimps soo many sizes, forms and colors...kinda like a kids crayola box! lol
what a coincidence, i too love pettin kitties! (i like lickin em waaay more tho ) hey if ya ever need a little help you know im there for ya
yeah..there for me...lol..i think theres a bit of a distance issue between my bubble and the thizzle throne lol man, i got thru batteries like nothing else cuz of my camera and remote controlled dragonfly....
and grind of course....lol LADEEEZ!! C'MON! WHERE YOU BE AT? GOBBY? JOLLY? I KNO UR OUT THERE SOMEWHERE DAMNIT!
I think all the wimmin in here are not interested in being called gay, or some such nonsense. Seems whenever a chik says anything in these forums, guys jump their shit. Misogyny is a worldwide sport, is it not?
I think the ladies on here just don't wanna talk about guys because of the constant stupid bitch today here and this bitch did that or I had bitches over and don't wanna hear any of that in there thread probably.
Ah, stop being a bitch! Really though, the word "bitch" doesn't even phase me. My female friends and I routinely refer to each other as "my bitches". But then, I'm not phased by words in general. Any guy who thinks he can use that big dreaded 4 letter C word and get a rise out of me is going to be very disappointed. On to the original topic... Umm... yeah, penises. They're good to have around. I don't have any funny stories though. I'm such a failure.
yeah, i kno how u feel about the words thing junkie...its like..well, they are using it to offend me so if i dont get offended chances are they will be the ones offended..or something...damn capt morgans... oh and BITCHES and DICKS
When i was in my twenties, I was too busy doin it to write about it. That may be the case with the wimmin around here too. And that aside. . .I do appreciate a long, 9"+ schlong, not too bent, and cut. . .a big, bouncy boner! Woo-hooo!
Once, in highschool, I had a locker next to this big sporto guy, who was kinda cute. One day I'd noticed he had his notebook placed over his crotch, obviously trying to hide his turgid state. ..I could kinda see that he was pretty good size behind the notebook. In a bold mood, I said to him, "Perhaps, if you didn't hide that thing behind there, you'd get more dates." He turned all red, and took off. I couldn't believe how embarrassed he got. Though he was big, I pursued it no further, as I didn't date the sporto guys, but preferred the stoner guys.
i hate the look of balls. HATE to look at them.Im not even sure why there just aquward to look at. My ex boyfriend had really horribley mis-matched balls, the left was bigger than the right it seemed like by ALOT, i think that just turned me off. Also, bigger isnt always better boys, i couldnt have sex with a guy because it was to big and painful.