Hey Ladies, let's pet our kitties and discuss the male organ!

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by BubbleFunker, Jan 12, 2008.


  1. Im sorry but LOL at the mismatched balls.

    Well a lot of girls can't take big dicks. I think after 4.5 or 5 inches it doesn't go in no more unless your a pornstar then your trained and paid big bucks to take ridiculous size things into themselves.
     
  2. I guess i was blessed with only having been with big guys 7.5"+ or more. The first time i saw an average sized guy 5-6", I thought something was wrong with him, like he had a medical condition.
    I agree, some guy's scrotums are a bit groddy.
    I'm glad my man's big, though. . .he shoulda been a porn star. . .:)
     
  3. My ex-boyfriend was so small that when he wasn't hard, you couldn't even see it. :laughing: It feels good to laugh about it now, but it was terrible when we were together and he tried to use it.
     
  4. So what do girls consider "big"?
     
  5. 7 +


    ahaha that made me laugh for somereason. actually i consider 7+ to be somewhat unpleasent.
     
  6. Ok well I'm average and I've heard 0 complaints. I'm 6.5"
     
  7. Like any chik would complain to a guys face. . .unless he really pissed her off. . .maybe. . .
    I think it's too big if it's 10"+, but those are even fun for the novelty. I think ideal size is bet 7-10."
    I have seen some little ones at a cpl nude beaches, rather I didn't really see them. . .LOL
    Evolution may weed those out.
     
  8. I guess the girls here weren't kidding. I have gotten "compliments" for 8.5". My selfesteem just rose some more :) .
     
  9. I understand that human beings have the largest proportional penis of any of the great primates. Bigger than the Bonobos, greater than the gorillas, more chubby than the chimps.

    Do you suppose that orangutan females like to give their male orangutan partners a compliment by telling them that they are hung like a human?

    I'm leaving now, I have too many y's in my chromosomes.
     
  10. ive gotten complaints b4 im almost 8 and but pretty thick and this one girl (who was reeealy tight) said she couldint go any longer after like an hr cus she was too sensitive and sore and came like 5 times. annoyed the hell outta me!
     
  11. *pets Kitty*

    Oh yes, the male shlong I remember Tammy Pescatelli once said In comparison to the male and female parts that " The womens parts are all nice and organized likea pretty bow, and that with the men, "god was making a bow and then the phone rang"

    or something along those lines.


    But yea, peepees are funny. Big ones, haha, I saw one of em and I said "ohh hellll noooooo!"

    nother funny thing I got a buddy of mine, whos half black half white, in more ways than one. Saw it, and gave it the official nickname of "moo"

    Nother buddy, well he is quite well endowed, and after numerous times of him pantsng me and another friend, we finally pantsed him. I was in such shock, it was HUGE.My god His balls looked like a hamster holding a sausage!

    yea.
     
  12. Yay for girls that like big dicks and like to get their pussys licked.

    Yeah man so dudes are shouting out the dick size yeah? I'm gunna have to rate myself at 7.5 and yes that extra half inch matters.

    but on some real shit, the funniest thing thats happened is one of my old girls she use to love playing with my sack. Stretching that shit out and stuff. I guess my nuts were fascinating.
     
  13. The cucumber, the carrot, and the Pickle ...3 guys... 3 sizes ... all virgins....?

    do I need to say more ...... yes ... ok :)

    The pickle: small in both length and girth, this boy was uncut, very short he also wasn't very good, he never wanted to try new things

    The carrot: now this boy had great girth but the length is just .5 or so too short, he however loved to play if we could we would.

    The cucumber: he had the length down cold but the girth was fair not great. he was in to playing but not as much as me.

    funny things I have been asked to try .... Ice cubes in the kitty, a hand job but using my feet & breats, vibrator in my butt, me - 2 other girls (with and with out a guy), me & two guys, oh and then there's toes in the kitty. ..... oh boy oh boy...:rolleyes:
     
  14. So does a girl like it then when a guy shaves completely I am experimenting with the porn star shave at the moment and the one girl that i hang out with don't seem to mind. :p What do you girls think ?
     
  15. not a girl but from someone that does like dicks...
    is it at least big enough to be a porn star? if so yeah its cool...but if you're shaving to make it look like its bigger than 2"...it doesnt work...
     
  16. I myself am a huge fan of the footjob and tit fucking, unless the girl has really weird feet or really small tits.
     
  17. I have a big wang PM for pics I shave it too, i've been shaving it since I was a sophomore in HS
     


  18. Awkward (In a voice like that guy from mortal combat when you would upper cut someone)
     
  19. guys
    personally i think guys should only shave if they're humungous
    otherwise they look like a little boy
    but i personally would rather not shave
    just keep it neat
     
  20. girls love it, trust me.. I wouldn't bang a girl that doesn't shave either, this is 2008 not the 50's pubic hair is gross
     

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