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06-29-2007, 07:54 AM
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|  Grasscity! I Need Your Help!!!!
Okay, I was just at a party and my friend hooked me up with this girl he knew from school. I was super nervous. well anyway as we leave she takes me into her car. my heart started beating like crazy. I was real tense. she then unzipped my pants, put her hand on my dick and as soon as she did that I immediatly came and then I started farting. I felt so awkward about it I just looked at the floor and wanted it to end. when it finally did she just left. I couldnt even look up at her, she just walked out and I went home. Right now I feel so uncomfortable and naked, can you comfort me?
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06-29-2007, 08:02 AM
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| SCREWHEAD Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: North Dallas
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im afraid the only advice i can give is to flee the country or deny it all till the day you die(which prolly wont work) |
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06-29-2007, 08:08 AM
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| fryied Join Date: May 2007
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im beyond baked right now, and right when i read WHEN SHE TOUCHED IT I IMMEDIATLY CAME AND STARTED FARTING my brain came and i couldnt stop laughing for 5 mins straight. thats sucks so bad man
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06-29-2007, 08:34 AM
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| The Ganjacologist |
that sounds shitty but im sorry i just cant believe one word of that. seriously dude, are you friends with fade to black or amsterdamalex by any chance?
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06-29-2007, 09:37 AM
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| The Con Artist Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: In My Mind
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06-29-2007, 11:00 AM
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| stoned out of my mind Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Ann Arbor, MI
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lets say he is telling the truth - it took a lot of balls for him to tell us, and it's something he's probably very self conscious and feels awkward about, and him saying he feels naked is metaphorical, anyway, my point is, we owe him the benefit of the dought. i don't get what the point would be of him lying about this. maybe i'm too gullible, but i need reason before it crosses my mind that they are lying. like they need to have been caught lying, then i'm suspicous whenever they say something. and the way you guys are responding is disrespectful imho.
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06-29-2007, 02:48 PM
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| Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Jajce, Bosnia
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Next time you go to a party, beat off five or six times just before you go, in case you hook up again. Also, smoke ten grams of some dank shit and drink a pint of vodka. I guarantee that you won't come early (or at all).
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06-29-2007, 03:46 PM
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| if(I>=high) { happy=1; } Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Scotland
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unlucky man but.. holy fucking shit that was funny *my condolences* on a serious note: Quote:
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06-29-2007, 07:16 PM
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No comment.
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06-29-2007, 08:03 PM
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| Herb'N Legend |
wow.....just wow
__________________ Emcee's i squash and disgrace/its all about the Benji's, so why your bills got washingtons face?- Big L Even when i was filled with innoscense/I was still commiting SINS/Half of you cats are sweet like CINNAMON!- Necro Im an LA dweller/You know that westside Story Teller/Out of East Los, cruising the street BURNING MY WEED SMOKE-BeOnd G-Unot homie,Killa CaliBan RooЯ®/Lux/Toro/Phx/OG Glass~ Get Ripped  Prop 215. In Effect
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06-29-2007, 08:40 PM
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| Respect Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: always sweating
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You could have been a victim of pre-ejaculation. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Premature_ejaculation |
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