Grasscity! I Need Your Help!!!!

[Digit]

Originally Posted by rwilliams

lets say he is telling the truth - it took a lot of balls for him to tell us, and it's something he's probably very self conscious and feels awkward about, and him saying he feels naked is metaphorical, anyway, my point is, we owe him the benefit of the dought. i don't get what the point would be of him lying about this. maybe i'm too gullible, but i need reason before it crosses my mind that they are lying. like they need to have been caught lying, then i'm suspicous whenever they say something. and the way you guys are responding is disrespectful imho.

thats my approach too [mostly], and so....

Originally Posted by Aconites

Okay, I was just at a party and my friend hooked me up with this girl he knew from school. I was super nervous. well anyway as we leave she takes me into her car. my heart started beating like crazy. I was real tense. she then unzipped my pants, put her hand on my dick and as soon as she did that I immediatly came and then I started farting. I felt so awkward about it I just looked at the floor and wanted it to end. when it finally did she just left. I couldnt even look up at her, she just walked out and I went home. Right now I feel so uncomfortable and naked, can you comfort me?

this got moved to pandoras box right? you didnt actually come to pandoras box with this looking for help did you? ... thats the embarrasing, not what happened, that you thought this was the appropriate place to get comforted. the box is a dangerous place to play. lol.


harsh man, real harsh. not an enviable possition to be in by anymeans. i reccomend ... when u feel able, talk to her about it. if she's kind and understanding, then you'll be fine. if she takes the piss, then she's not worth knowing and its no loss to you at all. as to when u feel comfortable to talk about this to her.... maybe not today, maybe not tommorow, maybe not in a decade... but you will be able to, the ability is there. heck, maybe nothing need even be said. u might just see it in her eyes and nothing need ever be said.

if she's anything but amicable about it though, like i said, its no loss to you.


OR,,,

Originally Posted by cheebaa

You could always find a kinky chick who is into premature ejaculation and farting







Why is this still in general........

Pandoras box???? Deletion??? Something..... haha

oh, it was in general. well, that answers that question from before.

[qwerty1234]

Originally Posted by Rhythm of Life

First to cop the quote in their sig

I've had it for months.

[InsomniacsDream]

Originally Posted by Venomous Puffer

lol i remember that annoying POS amsterdamalex. thats the dude who kept claiming he blacked out and woke up in different countries lol. btw lol i think this thread is bullshit, even forgetting about what you claim happened, you then say "Right now I feel so uncomfortable and naked, can you comfort me?" lol that sounds so corny and retarded, plus why the fuck are you still naked??

i have passed out and awoke in a different country, but that was on a road trip... and it wasn't Canada to Amsterdam or whatever he said, it was France to Germany. I was out for ages lol

[RavenousDank]

LOLOL!!! funny ass shit right there!!...but yeah it must have been quite embarassing...LOL
great story..I dunno I could kinda relate about being nervous around chicks and stuff..phew

[burnttwaffle]

Tell Everyone U Where So Fucked Up U Dont Know Wat Happened

[intrance]

Originally Posted by Aconites

she then unzipped my pants, put her hand on my dick and as soon as she did that I immediatly came and then I started farting.

LOL LOL:wave :

[grass_man]

man you need to masturbate more, then when a chick touches ur dick u wont splooge right away

[Rhythm of Life]

Bump.... cause its funny.

[Aconites]

I saw her again today, I smiled and she just gave me an awkward look and kept walking. ah well.

[Budzilla420]

LMFAO! That was funny, real or not...i hope for you tho its not.

[J-Joey]

i'm sorry, but that was just too fuckin funny!
this thread is really fucking old, have you gotten any better Aconites? been practicing?
you know the saying "practice makes perfect"

like someone else mentioned, drink some alcohol because it desensitizes you thus enabling you to last longer, or just pop a roll then it'll take at least 15 minutes to go
but did that actually happen to you? honestly, you don't have anything to be ashamed of man.
she prob has STD's or something anyway, bitches(a vast majority) these days are dirty whores!

[XxnickpwnsxX]

/epic thread

[hooterjh101]

If this guy isn't a troll (or even if he is) +rep for this thread haha

I literally laughed out loud for a few minutes and i still chuckle about it randomly.hahaah

i mean i came in maybe 2 minutes when i was rollin but so did she so it was all good. I dont think u satisfied her bro.

[lucky11]

You might wanna get that shit checked brotha. Other than LOL that's about all I can say to ya! Better luck next time?

[RiskyBusiness]

oh man this is definitely my new sig.