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Old 06-29-2007, 08:45 PM
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I hope to god that story is not true becuase that sounds terrible but holy shit that is one of the funniest things I have ever read haha sorry man

haha why did you start farting man try to hold it in or something bro and god damn man you just mad it worse by saying you feel naked asnd you want someone to comfort you.
 
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Old 06-29-2007, 08:53 PM
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You could have been a victim of pre-ejaculation.
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yeah i would say so.
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Old 06-29-2007, 09:00 PM
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I hope to god that story is not true becuase that sounds terrible but holy shit that is one of the funniest things I have ever read haha sorry man

haha why did you start farting man try to hold it in or something bro and god damn man you just mad it worse by saying you feel naked asnd you want someone to comfort you.
Hey..sometimes its hard to hold in a fart when your comming..lol
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Old 06-29-2007, 09:01 PM
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is that even possible, to nut as soon as a girl touches your dick? maybe a minute or two, but as soon as she touches it? just doesn't seem possible.
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Old 06-29-2007, 09:15 PM
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Dude.

Upon your first sentence, I knew what you were going to say. The fact that you were nervous as fuck upon meeting a woman was a clear indicator for me. Next time, chill the fuck out. I dont see why other guys tend to get all nervous around women. Just be calm, and let it happen. Well, thats what i do anyway.
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Old 06-29-2007, 09:22 PM
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Damnnn son, I honestly don't think you'll be seeing her anytime soon..thats the same thing that happened to Jim:
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Old 06-29-2007, 09:31 PM
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Find yourself a japanese girl.
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Old 06-29-2007, 10:01 PM
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hahahhaha that is awesome... on serious note though, damn dude that sucks next time just take it easy
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Old 06-29-2007, 10:19 PM
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Maybe invest in a pocket vagina to work yourself up to the actual goal? or something?
 
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Old 06-30-2007, 12:26 AM
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You could always find a kinky chick who is into premature ejaculation and farting







Why is this still in general........

Pandoras box???? Deletion??? Something..... haha
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Old 06-30-2007, 12:28 AM
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Sorry to hear this bro, that must be pretty embarrasing. But it did give me a chuckle.
 
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Old 01-02-2008, 05:42 AM
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im pretty sure he's joking. i know i've heard that "immediately came and started farting" in a joke from some stand up comedian. i just can't remember who it was
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