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Old 10-30-2005, 06:58 AM
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I shaved my balls and it fucking hurt.

My new girlfriend told me to shave my balls. I decided it was a good idea to do what she says.

Here's what I did: I put a bunch of shaving cream on my balls, then I shaved them with the same thing I shave my face with (had to go over about 6 times beceause my pubes were so thick never having shaved before). I added shaving cream as needed. Then I put aftershave on. OMFG aftershave hurt like a fucking bitch, I wanted to castrate myself to take away the pain.

I wrinsted the aftershave off of my hands, and then poured cold water on my balls. Eventually it stopped hurting.



Am I not supposted to put aftershave on my balls? WTF did I do wrong, beceause that shit HURT.

God damn, if I have to go through this every time I shave my balls I'm finding a new girlfriend.

Edit: Could someone please direct me to any forum that has a "Pube shaving" column?

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Old 10-30-2005, 12:58 PM
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dont use aftershave on your balls man, cmon now, that should be a given!! lol
 
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Old 10-30-2005, 01:04 PM
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dont use aftershave on your balls man, cmon now, that should be a given!! lol
LOL true man. True.
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Old 10-30-2005, 01:51 PM
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Old 10-30-2005, 02:31 PM
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Dude you don't shave your balls...you just don't!

If anything borrow your buds buzzclippers and set that shit to like 0 if your gonna do anything down there

You don't want razor in close contact with your damn skin...thats just common sense man and uh avoid 00 probbaly...lol else you'll probably be viewing your balls inside out through the buzzcutters nasty hair covered wound :P
 
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Old 10-30-2005, 02:47 PM
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Old 10-30-2005, 02:50 PM
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Old 10-30-2005, 03:05 PM
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Whipped.
LMAO! Rep+

As for the shaving your balls thing... Don't use aftershave. Like Ars said, clippers are prolly your best bet. If you keep the hair short, it won't be as much of a bitch tryin to shave 'em (same as with your face, the shorter the hair, the easier it is to shave).
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Old 10-30-2005, 03:11 PM
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(same as with your face, the shorter the hair, the easier it is to shave).
yup. i had my beard about an inch long, shaved it yesterday and goddamn...haha, i shouldda cut it shorter first THEN shave...but oh well, whats done is done.
 
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Old 10-30-2005, 04:20 PM
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Dude you don't shave your balls...you just don't!

If anything borrow your buds buzzclippers and set that shit to like 0 if your gonna do anything down there

You don't want razor in close contact with your damn skin...thats just common sense man and uh avoid 00 probbaly...lol else you'll probably be viewing your balls inside out through the buzzcutters nasty hair covered wound :P
naw, if you use those clipper things, it will pinch your ballskin, and cut it worse
trust me
from a man that shaves his balls


lol
anyway, i just use a normal razor, ive NEVER had any complications
i just do it in the shower
dont put anything on it, no shaving cream, and no aftershave
ive never cut myself, and im not even careful, i just shave them normal.
its really not that hard
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Old 10-30-2005, 05:15 PM
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Whipped.

I just started going out with her like a week ago... I'm not whipped, I just wanna get laid.
 
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Old 10-30-2005, 06:20 PM
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Is her shit shaved

why dont you use that hair cream that whipes off all the hair Its for men look in a drug store or what have ya.

Man, stop all the shavers and clippers on the balls,makes my balls hurt big time thinking about it
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Old 10-30-2005, 06:46 PM
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It's not hard to clip shaving that wrinkled fuckin' mess...thats truely horrible...or uh just go stand out in the cold till your balls go trying to hide for warmth leaving you a kickball of sorts lol

In any case I'd shave my shit any way she damn well pleased if she was smooth to mirror my extreme haircut no bitch whipping in that case as it's agreed upon and both do it
 
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Old 10-30-2005, 06:49 PM
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Is her shit shaved

Yeah it is. It's fuckin bald.
 
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Old 10-30-2005, 07:25 PM
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I only trim. I keep the hair about 1/8th of an inch long with electric clippers (I don't let the clippers touch the skin). For the areas where I can stretch the skin and get a smooth surface, I shave it with a normal electric razor.
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