God, that person above me quotes Huxley. ME LOVES ALDOUS, ME WHOLE LIFE!
Oh sorry...where was I??....Oh yeah...playing with myself....LOL
I leave my sex in the bedroom..and the boardroom...bathroom...living room...HELL, EVERY ROOM!
But I don't discuss it in front of 6 billion people on this planet...JEEESH!!! Aw...what the hell....
Beatin' off is a bore and it gets everywhere. And I get caught and look funny....
Especially in front of camera's....or my mom....OR GRANDMA!

But that ain't as bad as the way my dog looks at me....funny fucker....GO LAY DOWN! Can't even get a good whack in....damn door bell... Fuckin' Mormons! But look...they're girls this time....hope they can't tell what I been doing...gotta wipe this damn vaseline off. Turn the VCR off....put up the mags... These Mormons will make some good jack off fodder once gone...or maybe their into a little sin.....LOLOL
No such luck....
Me? Jack-Off? That's disgusting and perverted. Guess I'll go shave my palm now....
