Strip Clubs

[Still Smokin]

So me and a few of my buddies have become frequent patrons of a few of the local strip clubs in my area. We usually get balzed and drunk then hit up the strip clubs 1-2 times a week. Drop anywhere from $150-250 a night; we can all afford it. We always have a bitchin' time gettin hammered and gettin lap dances and other stuff . Always take cabs home.. cant risk a DUI. The girls at the clubs are sooo effing hot, they should be models. Im single, young and making good money. I dont want to be in any kind of emotional relationship right now.. just like to have fun. So why not? right? I mean..these girls are legally providing a service to men who like that kind of thing.


Anybody else out there hit up the strip clubs like us? Got any good stories about strip clubs?

[scoobydooby67]

man i love the titty club.

the only good story is a black eye i got from the bouncer when i puked all over a stripper.

[ihugtrees]

if you like strippers that much, date them! try NOT looking at them, not tipping them, and sitting at the bar until you notice one off duty. then strike up a casual conversation. "OMGZ u r so cool not at all like all the old creeps here lolz" by the end of the month she'll be bringing YOU money. the whole process is a lot faster though if you sell crack

[jdubb]

Originally Posted by ihugtrees

if you like strippers that much, date them! try NOT looking at them, not tipping them, and sitting at the bar until you notice one off duty. then strike up a casual conversation. "OMGZ u r so cool not at all like all the old creeps here lolz" by the end of the month she'll be bringing YOU money. the whole process is a lot faster though if you sell crack

you made me laugh. plus rep