Days in the life of a pothead on probation...

[TheBudReadper]

May 7, 2008

Really really bored. Got one cig left. I wanna get drunk or something. Being sober sucks. Read a bunch of stuff witch led me to....... Pure Mint Extract/ Vanilla Extract.
Mixed half a shot of the PME into a big bowl of ice cream. Kinda buzzed not so bored any more but still kinda wack.So im goen for both at the same time with a little bitta milk... I might throw up... so im not gunna stay on the comp. I WILL RETURN WITH MORE POTHEAD ON PROBATION ADVENTUUUURREEESSSSS

[BlazinX1]

Ha, those extracts contain a ton of alcohol per volume, but generally 1 bottle = 2 shots. 2 shots of 90% or 4 of 45% (80 proof). So 1 bottle = 4 shots generally.

I was on probation at one point and I would blaze all the time, I had a simple pee in a cup drug test and never failed. So I never minded being on probation.

[Atlblazer]

When I was on probation I would smoke the day after I was tested really good, like over an 1/8th that day. Then I would do random shit afterwards like Acid, DXM, shrooms.

[negligent]

here was my life as a stoner on probation


hey hey ay aaay, smoke weed everyday

the stuff, ug otta get some

[Dan Gleesac]

im currently living the life of a stoner on probation.......nothing has really changed except for the fact that if i get busted i get in a lot more trouble then i would normally....im on probation till i think july 1st and i havent gotten tested once..and thank god too cause i continue to smoke daily(i get two strikes before my P.O will get me in trouble)

[Nag Hamadi]

I'm on probation as well, and have fucked up so I get dropped more often now (once a week). Tomorrow will be a week since I've smoked, so I think I might get clean and all that, then like Atlblazer said, smoke an 1/8 or so in a day and be clean in time for the next one. There's no way in hell I can go a year without smoking, no fucking way.

[eldude-arino]

been on since jan 22nd... i've drank intermitantly but i haven't smoked... it's fuckin ridiculous... butttt, as i've told many of my friends who don't support me and throw out the whole "oh dude, you won't get tested, especially on informal probation" I say: I'd rather be sober and free than sober and locked up.